Diary of a Queen Bee!
(Page 1 of 2: Viewing Diary Entry 1 to 10)
Page Links: 1 2
I gots to go for a ride today!December 3rd 2006 9:05 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
I gots to go for a ride today! Mommy took me wif her when she took a friend of the family (more like a part of the family!!) to Care-a-lot pet supplies to fetch some food. I got all sorts of attention from everybody!! I was the largest doggie there!! Mommy weighed me and found out that I weigh 150.4 lbs now!! Daddy about flipped out when he heard later on today when mommy talked to him over the phone (he is still in San Diego for a Naval School! I can't wait until he comes home!!). I am da biggest dane dey haf!! Mommy says dat I am borderline getting fat so she is going to have to watch my weight right now. She doesn't want me to lose my very shapely figure! So I had a good time today.
Howl-a-ween safety tips for every doggie parentOctober 27th 2006 12:40 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Mommy receives the ASPCA e-letter each week and she thought every doggie and their parents should consider this at howl-a-ween for their fur kids:
My mommy thought this should be publishedJuly 18th 2006 3:06 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
My mommy got this from a dogster friends (Thanks Abby!) and felt it was a good thing to pass around. Too many people out there are breeding just to be breeding for money and breeding is soooooooooo much more! If you aren't breeding to make the breed better, please don't breed! Or have contracts where pet quality pets must be spayed or neutered and not bred! There are so many doggies out there that need a good home so no need to bring out puppies into the world that will end up in rescue with them too!
My Tail of Devotion for Maggie GraceJuly 3rd 2006 8:33 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
![]() XOXOXOXOXOX Momma
Our newest "subject"June 20th 2006 10:20 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Howdy! Been awhile since I had posted a diary and decided maybe I oughta take the time to catch things up!
Ho HumApril 25th 2006 1:20 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Ho hum! Right now I am kind of bored. I am curled up in a recliner sleeping away my afternoon. Sadie is crashed on the floor so I have no one to play with. Me and Sadie we have lots of fun. She likes it when I roll on my back and she 'attacks' me! Mom has to look in on us on occassion to make sure we aren't really killing one another cause it sounds alot worse than it is!! Sometimes even Mason joins us too! Sometimes it is Mason and Sadie against me or sometimes it is Sadie and I against Mason. Are you seeing a repeating pattern here?!?! Sadie doesn't like to be picked on herself but she loves to pick on everyone else. Mom says she is actually the alpha dog around here. I just have to laugh about that one cause EVERYONE knows that I am ALPHA around here. I don't care what mom says or thinks. We all know she has no clue about anything. But Sadie is a cool addition to our house. Someone I can play with and have fun with. Our favorite thing to do is WRESTLE!! Now that is alot of fun!! Ahhhhhh ... had to stretch out on the floor and get comfortable. My long legs and body all scrunched up in the recliner can sometimes her uncomfortable. Mom doesn't want us on the new couch and loveseat but at night we sneak up and sleep there. As long as she doesn't know, then everything is alright. Well, gotta go. Get more rest for wrestling matches with Sadie later tonight! Toodles!
Hurray the dad is home!!!March 7th 2006 4:45 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
My dad is home, my dad is home ... hurray, hurray my dad is home!! He came home a week or two ago and am I glad he is home!! He came through the door really early one morning, before the sun came up. I didn't want my spot on the bed to get cold though so I didn't spend too much time saying my hello's. And can you believe it, my daddy kicked me out of the bed!! I just could not believe it. The only time I get to sleep in the bed now is when Daddy is gone over night. Mom calls it a duty thing. But then us kids get to hang out in the bed over night. Sometimes into the morning too if mom doesn't have to go into work until later in the day or if she has the day off. Then we get to be lazy with her too on the bed. It can get kind of crowded with all three of us danes in it with mom. But we give her a little space (she says is VERY little space too). Sometimes she actually lays on top of us like a pillow!! I just think that is awful!! I need to look into the Dane log of laws and see if she is actually able to do that cause you know us danes aren't working dogs now. We are pleasure dogs. Just purty to look at and meant to feed. And don't forget the clean water. And everytime you get into the ice maker on the refrigerator, you must provide each dane with a nice whole ice cube upon demand. Yup, Yup ... I think that is what it says right here on bylaw 2.3.11.9. Uhhh huh ... yup, that is it! So I think I must talk to her about that dane pillow top thing. She thinks she is a slick one, she does! But anyways, my daddy is home and I love it!! I don't have to go to mom as often for any attention. Now I can go to my daddy!!
I am the Queen!January 30th 2006 4:10 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Ha! I still rule! I am still da queen. I am not quite sure what to think about what has happened recently though. But all in all, everything is working out well. Sometimes that Sadie chick thinks she has the top dog seat but I quickly pull it out from under her. Or sometimes we share it. She isn't near as bossy as Chyanne used to be (I know mom loved Chyanne though but sometimes she stifled my play ... now I can play whenever I want wherever I want!). So she ain't too bad. As long as everyone in da dane pack realizes I am charge then everything runs smoothly around here. One question I have though ... where is my dad?? You know he hasn't been around for awhile. And I actually have to go to mom for all of my attention. Now I love my mom and wouldn't let anything ever happen to her but I am a daddies girl. And I have never had my dad gone this long! I hope nothing bad has happened to him. Mom said something about under the water in a big submarine ... but isn't that a food you eat? How is my dad under the water in a sandwich?!?! I just don't get it! She said he will be back real soon now. I sure hope so ... I miss my dad! He is top dog in my world ... mom is just a way to a full food bowl!! Well, she is a little more than that ... but she ain't dad!!
Something is up ... !!January 9th 2006 4:02 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Hmmmmm ... something is up. I am not sure what to make of this new chick on the block. My sister leaves us one morning which I miss her. But when she was gone, I was totally Ms. It. It was my way or the highway around here ... I am da Queen! (But I still occassionally miss my big sister trying to bully me around ... can't believe I am saying that!) Now this new Ms. Thing comes into my house. Who does she think she is? At least she isn't as bossy as Chyanne was but to come into my house and try to walk on in like she owns the place ... REALLY!!! Well, she will learn quickly that I rule with an iron fist! Of course, mom is top dog and we all know that. But you know what I mean ... I am the next top dog. Well, sometimes Reba THINKS she is top dog but we all really know that I am the TOP DOG around here. And the prettiest ... mom says the brattiest too but I just don't understand why she says that at all!!
My dental dayNovember 11th 2005 7:39 pm[ Leave A Comment ] My mom made me go to da vet on Wednesday. I know all youse dogs know what it is like to do dat! They had to clean my toofers. While I was there though another dog came in dat was hurt. The next thing I know, I wake up and feel REALLY woozy. My mom said I was a hero. She said da vet called her and asked if I could donate some blood to da other dog who was hurt and needed some blood from someone. And she volunteered me happily!! Can you believe dat?!?! I hate da vet and she made me stay longer! But she said I did a very good thing for da other dog cause da dog lived because I gave them my blood. She said one day maybe my brother or sister will have to give blood cause another hurt dog may need blood and she told da vet that if they ever needed another dog to donate blood to call her. I guess I am glad dat I was there to help dat dog. But don't think dat I am a hero. Just was lucky to be at da vet at dat time ... But I still hate da vet!!!
|
Sort By Oldest First
Maggie Grace - Rainbow Bridge![]()
Family Pets
Subscribe |


























