EWWWW

My mommy discovered a bump on my neck the other night. She thought I had something stuck to my neck so she had her mommy Erika look at it. Erika pulled but it didn't come off. Erika assumed it was a skin tag but thought she'd make an appointment at the vet the next day.The next day, Erika looked at the bump had swollen to the size of a marble and turned green. GROSS! She almost threw up. She told my mommy to bathe me and put some neosporin on it, and she made an appointment with the vet. Thing is, it fell off with the neosporin. It was a tick. Ewwwwwwwww!

I can't sleep!

I can't sleep at night. I usually sleep with my mommy. But lately I've been keeping her up so sometimes I have to go in the crate. Its not my fault! My mustache won't let me sleep. It keeps wigglin! It says "Get up! Party some more! Run around! Chew things up!"

I have a boyfrieND!

Flash, the most handsome boy on dogster, asked ME to be his girlfriend and I accepted. yayy! What a lucky girl I am!

Could I possibly get in more trouble?

Erika has called me the problem child. I am always into something. I have chewed up 3 pairs of her sandals, her electric tooth brush and some of her cds. Putting stuff up doesn't help, I can jump high enough to get into the kitchen sink. I've also grabbed onions, chocolate and nicotine gum, sometimes she wonders if vet phone calls and inducing vomiting are going to become part of my normal routine. Just when she thought all things were calm, yesterday she heard my mommy Nefreteri yelling in the backyard to drop the snake. of course, I had one in my mouth, which I dropped before going in the house. Erika checked. It was dead, she assumed I killed it. She looked me over and didn't see any bites but was worried it may have bitten me somewhere she couldn't see. She called a vet in this area, which we are new to. After listening to her hysteria, they suggested she bring the snake to them to determine whether or not it was poisonous. She put it in a bag and grabbed me too, just in case. It turns out it wasn't posionous. Also that it had been dead for a week or so. I just found it. Don't know what killed it (poor thing) but it wasn't me. Erika feels silly for running off to the vet over a very dead snake, but its not like she sniffed it, so I think she's being to hard on herself.

Beltane wants an internet boyfriend

I'm looking for an internet boyfriend. I'd prefer a border terrier but would be happy with any dog who recognizes that beauty is the eye of the beholder.