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"A Dog's Life by Clyde"

I lost seven pounds....My trip to the vet....

Mommy took me to the vet for my check up and when I got on the scale I didn't weigh that much. I think it scared everyone. The ladies in the clinic were rushing around and I got shuffled out the back door to pee in a cup. My results came back and it was revealed that I have bladder stones. It hurts for me to tee-tee. I lost alot of weight - I am in pain and uncomfortable. I am on antibiotics and even a new food to flush out all of those nasty stones. Bandit and Jade are so jealous that I get to eat a new delicious food when they get stuck with old one. Jade growls at me and pushes me away to get to my food. Mommy runs in to referee. Bandit is jealous too. We used to eat side by side but now Mommy places him across the room so he won't be able to get to my food. I even saw Mommy place some of the new food in their bowls to get them to stop coming over to mine. I can tell Mommy really loves me. She said she was scared about my weight loss and thought that I might have cancer. Nope.....she is stuck with me for a LONG time. I am on the road to recovery.

Love Clyde

I was caught lifting my leg....

I was caught lifting my leg on my owner's new chair. She got mad at me. I had seen Bandit doing it for months so I started doing it. My owner thought it was Bandit the whole time and took him to the vet. He was diagnosed with a bladder infection. I hope she doesn' t take me to the vet. I am really smart and will go out the doggie door from now on. I don't want to go to the vet. My owner use to think I was perfect. What will I do now?