December 8th 2010 7:09 pm
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Wonderland
(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland)

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight,
marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants:
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow Dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
so all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fencepost,
flows my natural incense boast:
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth.
I mark it as my winter wonderland."

Barked by: Pogo (Dogster Member)
December 9th 2010 at 2:59 am
WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!! LOVE it, lolol!!! xoxoxoxo
Barked by: Chester (Dogster Member)
December 11th 2010 at 1:49 pm
Ooh- I think I'm in the Christmas spirit, all of a sudden!

Thanks for the song,

Prof. Chester