It's my birthday!!

I am being allowed on the couch for my birthday. I do not want to snuggle, however, I prefer to sit up, and look around, smugly. Thanks for all the birthday wishes, pals!

Answering

Hello, I can't come to the phone right now, because I'm lying in the sun.
If you are an intruder, press 1 and come back later.
If you are a person who feels the need to be greeted, press 2 and come over to the sun.
If you would like an immediate response, press 3 and please accept this single tail wag.
Your call is important to me, but ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...BEEEPPPP.

Woo Hoo!

Dogster Pick of the DAY!!!! This makes me so happy I could disembowel something! (Probably something stuffed.)

Today's Literary Quote

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.
Walt "Fred" Whitman

You never take me seriously...

On a walk, when I stop and sniff the air, I am doing the IMPORTANT work of scanning the area for wild boar...or pie.

Density

How can you possibly miss the signal that I want to go out? I have been standing behind you, staring at the back of your head for 10 minutes.

I stared at her...

silently, sorrowfully, until she finally saw...THAT I GOT MY BED IN A BUNCH AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIX IT FOR ME! Geez.

Heirarchy

Yes, it IS very crowded on this couch. Maybe YOU should move.

What do I think of all this snow?

Tasty!

A Little Vocabulary

You may say that I "plop" down on the grass in the middle of a walk. I prefer to call it “sudden resting”.