My little escapade

So one day, not too long ago, mommy, Matteo (litte human) and mommy's friend Karen were home upstairs, while me and Chelsey were downstairs at human gramps' and gram's house when suddenly, I saw the opened garage door and ran for it! I ran oh boy did I run! So fast, so far, I was free!! Until I realized I was so far, I couldn't find my home anymore!! Oh my, to never see mommy, daddy, Matteo and Chelsey anymore? Oh no!! I was running (yep, still running lol) in a park when a nice man took me home with him, where, surprise! a new doggie friend was waiting to play with me!! So i played! After about 15 minutes, the doorbell rang and there were mommy and Chelsey!! Mommy was all sweaty and teary-eyed and so happy to have found me!! Chelsey was happy too and licked my face. We walked back home, about 20 minutes ( Told ya I ran far!) and when we got there, mommy noticed that i was limping and bleeding a bit on my front paw. She brought me in to the vet's; he said he didnt think it was broken, probably just a sprain and that i needed to rest. WOn't be too easy with Matteo, let me tell ya! He's always after me and Chelsey! He can be quite annoying! But I love him dearly. He's my best pal! SOmetimes, when he's at daycare, I go into his room and sprinkle on the side of his table, just to let him know "hey buddy i'm here and thinking of you". Mommy doesn't seem to appreciate it though and always wipes it up, talking to herself..maybe she's jealous? Maybe i should pee in her room too?

Chelsey's second operation

So she left again this year, for another couple of days...and came back once again with that stupid, weird looking hat! She looked so depressed to be stuck in that lamp hat once again...poor Chelsey! I am glad that it wasnt me!!

Chelsey's operation

She left...one minute she was here, bleeding from her behind, the next she was gone...with mommy and daddy...oh boy, this was a long 7 days!! First time of my whole life that i've been the only 4 legged being in the house!! It's hard...im depressed...Thank God for Matteo, mommy and daddy's human son. He keeps me on the tip of my paws!! He's 2 and 1/2 and driving me insane...Chelsey doesn't really like him, she'd rather steer clear of him therefor she goes and hide in back of the couch where he can't go LOL I love him, i do, and we get along, but sometimes when i say (bark) stop, he just doesn't understand...or maybe it's his age...he doesn't seem to listen to mom and dad either, but they speak the same language he does...mmmm weird...anyhow, Chelsey came back after 7 days. She had no more booboo, and her butt was all nice and clean and shaven and mine to smell!! She couldn't even smell it and she always knocked me over with that stupid hat she got!!

Competition

So, not only do i have to compete with Chelsey for my human parents' attention, but now i have a human baby boy as competition!! Of course, he wins by a landslide! So, to get noticed, i eat their bed comforter, eat their socks, pee in the kitchen, pee on the dishwasher, etc. Mommy doesn't seem to find it funny at all...in fact, the other morning i went to hide, cuz mommy was just furious with me for peeing on her washing machine!!

I love snow!!

Hey folks!! It's snowing again, and i love it!! Mommy and daddy don't seem to love it much though...the way the back yard is made, there's the garden, and there's a big mountain of snow, that i can climb and then on the other side of the fence, there's also a big mountain of snow, so i can run away from the yard into the back alley and then into the street!! I like it, but mommy and daddy are very mad that the snow fell this way, cuz now they can't send me outside to play like they used to, cuz of course, i'll run away! Oh yah, there's this little ball that joined our family on january 22nd, it's called Matteo and cries quite a lot, at all times of day or night, eats very often, more than i do that's for sure! Lucky him! and sometimes he stinks soooooo much...ewww and he pees and poops in this white thing they put on his butt...a diaper i think?

Doggie park is great!

Well, finally, mommy and daddy found another doggie park to bring us so we can run around unleashed. The previous one was bigger, but there was a space under the fence and i always used to escape. Mommy got too scared i'd run away and get hit by a car, so we stopped going. But this park they found is escape proof! There isn't a spot where i'd fit to escape. But now another problem is occuring; well, not for me, it's all good for me, but mommy and daddy are getting annoyed with me, cuz i'm trying to hump every dog in the park. I mean, i'm just starting to get the hang of this thing, and i like it very much, but mommy is embarassed cuz she always has to drag me off other dogs. And the thing is, they're all males! Daddy jokes around that i'm gay LOL but he knows i'm not, i'm just trying to show them dogs who is the boss in this doggie park! Of course, i don't try to hump friends like dobermans, german shepperd and rottweilers, i mean, i'm not stupid you know...

I'm calm

Mommy and daddy found the trick to make me calm down when i'm too much of a pest. THey put on that new choker of mine, and right away, i lie down and sleep. Cuz i know what that can do, if i don't behave well, and they have to pull at my leash. And i don't like it one bit!

Boring...

Yeah, so we went to school this morning...I didn't feel like doing much...just walked heal (which i hate, i wanna sniff everything around me) then had to sit and lie down (do i really have to?) and i had to stay (oh boy..that sucks) Really, this morning i was not into it at all. Then when it was Chelsey's turn, she had to stay for like...forever!! I don't know how she did it, especially when this big dog came in and was walking around her, she still stayed!! I would've been up and running let me tell you!!

Mommy is proud of me

Mommy is sooo proud of me, cuz I don't potty in the house anymore, it's been a week and a half. Mommy and daddy were discouraged cuz i'd always end pottying on the kitchen floor, right next to the door. The thing is, I don't scratch the door if i have to go, i just walk real fast, back and forth alongside the door...But if they are not in the kitchen, then they don't see me, and that's when i end up pottying inside. But now, mommy blocked the entrance to the kitchen, and i don't pee anywhere else in the house. AND, this morning, i actually gave a little scratch to the door as mommy was opening it for me!! Boy was she happy!!

Started school

Yesterday we went to this place, where there other dogs barking, but I could not see them. Chelsey walked around with some guy, and then it was my turn. He couldn't make up his mind though; we'd start walking and then he'd want me to sit down. Of course, I didn't want! It took quite some time, but then it dawned on me, that he wanted me to do as he said! That was the whole point apparently!! So at the end, i gave in, and everyone seemed happy.