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The Boomster's life

Competition

So, not only do i have to compete with Chelsey for my human parents' attention, but now i have a human baby boy as competition!! Of course, he wins by a landslide! So, to get noticed, i eat their bed comforter, eat their socks, pee in the kitchen, pee on the dishwasher, etc. Mommy doesn't seem to find it funny at all...in fact, the other morning i went to hide, cuz mommy was just furious with me for peeing on her washing machine!!

I love snow!!

Hey folks!! It's snowing again, and i love it!! Mommy and daddy don't seem to love it much though...the way the back yard is made, there's the garden, and there's a big mountain of snow, that i can climb and then on the other side of the fence, there's also a big mountain of snow, so i can run away from the yard into the back alley and then into the street!! I like it, but mommy and daddy are very mad that the snow fell this way, cuz now they can't send me outside to play like they used to, cuz of course, i'll run away! Oh yah, there's this little ball that joined our family on january 22nd, it's called Matteo and cries quite a lot, at all times of day or night, eats very often, more than i do that's for sure! Lucky him! and sometimes he stinks soooooo much...ewww and he pees and poops in this white thing they put on his butt...a diaper i think?

Doggie park is great!

Well, finally, mommy and daddy found another doggie park to bring us so we can run around unleashed. The previous one was bigger, but there was a space under the fence and i always used to escape. Mommy got too scared i'd run away and get hit by a car, so we stopped going. But this park they found is escape proof! There isn't a spot where i'd fit to escape. But now another problem is occuring; well, not for me, it's all good for me, but mommy and daddy are getting annoyed with me, cuz i'm trying to hump every dog in the park. I mean, i'm just starting to get the hang of this thing, and i like it very much, but mommy is embarassed cuz she always has to drag me off other dogs. And the thing is, they're all males! Daddy jokes around that i'm gay LOL but he knows i'm not, i'm just trying to show them dogs who is the boss in this doggie park! Of course, i don't try to hump friends like dobermans, german shepperd and rottweilers, i mean, i'm not stupid you know...