January 9th 2012 6:35 pm
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Dad is off skiing with the furless ones. Mom has been sending him pictures of me from time to time to keep him entertained. Sounds good, no?

Well, no.

Mom insists on taking pictures of me at my most awkward. Sleeping with my legs askew. Staring out the window at nothing. Lying on the floor with froggie legs. Sleeping with my head upside down.

Not. Very. Becoming.

I keep telling her that if she insists on taking pictures of me to send to Dad, lest he forget what a dashing fella I am, she needs to take more refined pictures.

Mom keeps telling *me* that she would like to take more refined pictures of me, but she has little to work with and has to make do with what she has.

What does that mean?

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 4:10 am

aww...she had plenty to work with and pay her no mind...BOL

Barked by: Pennie (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 7:52 am

I think YOU are correct, Maxwell -- pictures of you running against a stunning backdrop of woods would be awesome. Pictures of you hunting a squirrel. Plus, that would make your Dad realize that you are having an awesome time without him, and then he'll actually feel worse than thinking you are pining away for him.

Barked by: Shula (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 8:02 am

Ya better be careful with your requests, Maxwell. You might end up with a B-A-T-H and a photoshoot. Yikes!

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 8:22 am

R hims car awound sumpwace? Ged yur Mom tu take a pichur ob yu dwibin'! Dat wood be bery entertaing fur yur Dad AN' fun fur yu, Maxwell! Win/win all 'wound :D

Barked by: Caileigh (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 10:42 am

I sit froggie, too!!!

It's way cool!

Barked by: Chester (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 7:19 pm

And why were you not invited to go skiing? Blatant species discrimination, Dude.

Prof. Chester

Barked by: Maxwell (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2012 at 7:31 pm

Professor,
Mom wasn't invited either. Based on her tone, I am lead to believe this is a much bigger injustice.
But yes, discrimination on many levels.