Miniature Dachshund
Picture of Chloe, a female Miniature Dachshund

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Home:Kansas City (Lees Summit), MO  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 10 Years   Sex: Female   Weight: 1-10 lbs

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Chloe Bear, Chloster, Peanut, Mouse, Lady Poopsalot, Little Toot, Poop Doggy Dogg, El Poopacabra, Puppelupagus, Alexis Chloington, Log On Legs

Doggie Dynamics:
not playfulvery playful

Quick Bio:

August 24th 2006

Eat, chew, poop, lick, bark, sleep. Rinse and repeat.

Having the bejeezus scared out of me by Autumn the cat. Not being able to distinguish the "real" doorbell from a TV one. Dingleberries.

Favorite Toy:
Sticks from the yard; anything I can drag under the couch and "torture".

Favorite Food:
Ttreats my Papa sneaks to me under the table that he thinks Mama doesn't know about.

Favorite Walk:
Westport, Plaza or Loose Park. Anywhere I get attention.

Best Tricks:
My repertoire includes such dazzling and disturbing feats as Death By Licking, Gettin' Stanky, and the patented Chloe Poop Hop.

Arrival Story:
The Puppy Fairy knew that such a prodigious pooper as me would only be happy in a home where there were many, many fun, exciting places to poo. Mama fell madly in love the instant she saw me laying on a blanket, all itty bitty and curled up in a tiny ball of roly-poly puppy cuteness.

I hope to someday travel the world, find a cure for cancer, negotiate peace in the Middle East, learn kung fu, and go on tour with Snoop Dogg... after, of course, I poop.

Forums Motto:
Weiner dogs love with relish.

The Last Forum I Posted In:
It's the invasion of the Chloe Monster!

I've Been On Dogster Since:
October 26th 2006 More than 10 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

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Chloe's Daily Poo Report (and other stuff)


March 25th 2008 7:37 am
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A new weiner dog moved in next door! Her name is Peanut, which is one of Mama's 87 nicknames for me. Papa Russ told Mama about her, but Mama hasn't seen my new friend yet, and, therefore, doubts her existence. Mama is very impatient to see her and is excited to have another doxie so near by. Maybe mini dachshunds will take over the whole neighborhood! A weiner dog revolution! Beware, all squirrels, mailmen, and chew toys! We doxies bark first and ask questions later!


Today's episode: Chewin' and Poopin'

January 28th 2008 9:51 am
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It's been a while since my last update, but Mama's been busy and when I try to type without her help, it looks like this:

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So, you see, the only way for me to write in my diary is to dictate to Mama, who is somehow able to translate my barks, whines and snuffles into people talk.

Life's been pretty pawsome! (Mama insists on the bad puns, sorry.) I still act like a puppy, hyper and excitable one minute, and crashing in someone's lap the next. Even though I'm really supposed to be Mama's doggie, my heart belongs to my Papa Russ. When I go to visit hime, I want nothing to do with Mama and only want to sit on Papa Russ' lap and follow him around all day. Why do I love him so? He gives me lots of treats! Mama tells him not to because she doesn't want me to get fat, but he still sneaks me some when he thinks she's not looking.

Papa Russ also bought me a very stylish winter coat which Mama calls my "horse blanket". It's purple with a leopard scarf and when I'm wearing it, Papa Russ laughs and calls me Alexis Chloington after some crazy rich lady on an old show called "Dynasty".

There are a lot of doggies in Papa Russ' building, some I like (Sasha, Mickey and my big sister Bogie), and others not so much (Lucy, from whom I must protect Mama and Papa Russ at all costs). And then there's Watson (Bow WOW!), the hot new boy beagle. He's cute, but a total Mama's boy. He can't handle a strong alpha female like me.

Anyway, that's pretty much it. Still busy poopin' lots and being too cute for my own good. Sigining off now!


April 4th 2007 3:55 pm
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Well, a few weeks ago I found out what getting "fixed" means. What a crock! Turns out they stick a needle in you and then you fall asleep and when you wake up you stumble around like Mama's friend Russ after a few glasses of Scotch. Hmmph!

Mama thought having me fixed would calm me down a little, hasn't. (Evil laugh) I'm still Mama's little devil dog!

On the upside, no puppies for me, which means I definitely won't have to worry about being a single mother and supporting a litter on my own. ;-)

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