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China's pearls of wisdom

Size DOES matter

If there is more than one blankie on the floor, the largest one is always mine.

China's Law

China's law states that all blankies and quilts that are on the floor constitute nests in kit form for her sole use and comfort.

So there.

Where there's a will ...

... there's a way :0)

You see, our mummy has banned us from spending all day snoozing in the sitting room. She said we made such a lot of mess with hair and dust getting into everything. So that's that. No more sprawling in the sun while we digest our breakfast. BUT ... she reckoned without my smarties.

This is where it pays to be on the small side because I can sneak past that horrible gate thing they put on the stairs and tippy-toe up into the pawrents bedroom. The sun shines through their window too and I don't have to share with my stinky bro!