Mr. FunnyPants

Spray Bottle Madness

Hi all! I'm Zuzu - or, as Mama calls me, Mr.FunnyPants. She says I'm really super silly, and only want to have fun and be adored. I get into trouble a lot but I'm only playing, and before I know it I'm getting squirted in the face by that evil creature - THE SPRAY BOTTLE! I've tried stealing it and hiding it, but mom got a bigger one that's not so easy to hide! So I tried chewing the nozzle so it couldn't spray, but mom has a sixth sense for Mr.FunnyPants Mischief, and caught me - nozzle in teeth. Even then, I tried running off with it to finish the job, but as I said, it's a bigger one, and it was full. SO heavy! I dragged it a few feet to the hallway - headed for the backdoor to my backyard - before I gave up. I left it on the floor and bolted before mom could pick it up and use it against me!

Some day, Spray Bottle. Some day...