Today's trouble

I had a really stinky day today...

I mean it, I did. I really, really did.

Daddy came home from work at about 6:30 this morning, and I was happy to see him like always, so Daddy played with me for a bit (which made me very happy), but then I let him know I had to go potty, so Daddy took me outside. Well, I go outside and run off behind my bush where I like to do my buisiness cause it's away from where I play (it's yucky, I don't wanna run through it!!), and as I'm at my most vulnerable a funny looking fluffy kitty comes walking out from behind a big tan box (Daddy says it's part of the house's electrical system), and when it sees me it gets scared and makes a funny noise and I got blasted in the face with the nastiest thing EVER!!

It hurt so bad, and scared me so bad, I was just going potty and now I find out there's a stealth kitty using chemical warfare?! Well, I didn't know what to do so I ran to Daddy before I was completely done and get him to protect me because I hurt sooooo bad, my eyes were puffy and had discharge, and I sneezed alot. Daddy freaked a little bit and woke up Mommy, and they gave me a bath, which really sucked because it was about 45 degrees outside! The bath made me feel better though because my eyes didn't hurt anymore.

Mommy wasn't happy though because I still smelled funny, so she gave me a couple baths with some funny smelling red stuff that made my fur really soft. I didn't like it at first, but I figured out that it made the kitty's stink go away, and I was allowed to come back into the house again.

I gotta tell you, I'm never going to mess with those stealth kitties EVER! My fellow cainine friends, if you see a black, fluffy kitty with white stripes, stay very, very far from it; they're evil!

ps- I hope my brother Toby doesn't do this when he grows up!!