The Diary of Barney the Beagle

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Daily Routine

March 11th 2007 4:00 pm
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1. Rise at 5:30 am. wet-nose Mom.

2. Go out and pee on the world.

3. Make poopy.

4. Sniff poopy.

5. Seriously think about eating poopy.

6. Eat funny-looking bug instead.

7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug.

8. Drink out of magic well.

9. Roll around in filth, then lavish Mom with kisses.

10. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again.