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Tales in the life of a Neurotic Puppy

The Mighty Hunter

my parents are so weird... so I was running about outside today, with my blue football of course when , something caught my eye!! A birdie, which was laying on a glue trap outside in the yard. Since it is so cold outside, I thought I would bring the birdie in the house to keep him warm. So I put it in my mouth, and came inside.. I thought maybe daddy help me take care of birdie so I dropped it in front of him and mommy. WRONG, now mommy is running around the house with a spray can that daddy calls " Lysol" , and they said I was bad, " NO MEAT ON FRIDAYS!!"

First Days Home from my Big Adventure

I swear to goodness... this is for the dogs, no pun intended, Daddy just gave me a bath yesterday, and now mommy is giving me one, and she just took me to the vet where I got like, 9 shots. I came home and Buster was laughing at me I know it!!

My First Big Adventure - Days 2&3

... well, maybe I will run into a nice person here in the woods, they'll just look at my collar and take me to daddy, yay!! Oh.. no... where is my collar?!?! It must have ... I must have broken it off when I ran.. oh no... hey there is a skunk over there maybe he will help me find my daddy. " Hi Skunk !! Let's play!!" What? Ew, oh no, Im all wet in my face... and I don't smell so good.. and now that skunk is gone, and I'm all alone again.
Next day...
I'm so tired and hungry and lonley... I miss Buster and Mommy and Daddy..
I dont even remember much of what has happened besides that I am alone in the woods. I played with some other dogs in a yard off the woods here..
Hey!!! There's Daddy!! And how did mommy and Buster get all the way here from home?? I dont know and I dont care, all I know is I am going home :)