That rotten Bridge

Paco went to the Bridge very early this morning, joining Tandee Wigglebum, and Sammie The Mouse Eeter.

Mommas eyes are leekin, so this is the end of this post.

We will miss you Ol Man!!!!

Momma

My grrrrl friend!!

I gots a grrrlfriend!!! Not only is she beautiful, she's sweet, adn charming! AND she's a CAT!! Her name is Sparkle, and i finks she is the most wonderfulest grrrl ANYWHERES!! We are going to the Valentines party at RnB, we will have sooooo much fun!! I like to make her things to play wif, you gots to keep yer grrl happy, you knows!!

~~Paco DA Man!!~~

That rotten Blanket Monster!!

I was feeling very silly yesterday, and was chasing Mom around the kitchen. I'm still spry once in a while for an old man!!
And wow, that rotten blanket Monster was in Mom's bed, scaring her!!

I may only have 4 teeth left, but I bit that Monster but good!! He tossed me around on the bed a bit, but the terrier in my lets me leap back on him with a passion!

After saving Mom, I got a really good rub, and some liver.

I am very important in our house, I can even keep elephants away. I *guarantee* you will not find any elephants at our house. They are scared of me.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tandee had an operation

One of my girls had an operation today.
Tandee had most of her tail amputated today, and she's just gotten home. He's kinda drowsyso I am trying to keep Gloria away from her.

I'm going to go lay down with her now.

Pacoman.

How many dogs does it take to......

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

a joke...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one when a good-looking female Belgian Tervuren comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Belgian says, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative." Finally the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone...cheese mine!"