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The life of a curious pup...

BIG Trouble

Well, I guess I am in BIG trouble. I should have known this, when on Saturday night, my mommy came home from our neighbor's house and found my daddy's glasses in my crate. She said, "Uh oh, you're gonna be in big trouble when your daddy comes home." Then, my daddy came home. And boy did I get an earful. I guess that these were special glasses that my daddy just got last week. How was I supposed to know that they cost over $400? And how much is $400? Well, let me tell you, mommy said that $400 can buy my food for a whole YEAR, and then she said that that is like four or five years of my life. WOW. That is a lot of dog food. Since this is the second pair of my daddy's glasses that I have chewed on, I had to spend the night in my crate. And now, when I get busted chewing on something, I have to wear the icky muzzle for 15 whole minutes, on top of listening to my mommy and daddy saying "No Bite" all the time.
The very next day after the glasses, I accidentally took a shopping bag off of the kitchen table and accidentally chewed the top off of an icky deoderent stick. I also chewed all the cardboard off of these rubberband thingys that my mommy puts in her hair. So, I had to wear the muzzle for another 15 minutes. I think that I will stop chewing on things that I am not supposed to chew on. Sheesh.

Dish network remotes

So, I guess I must like the taste or smell or shininess of the Dish network remotes. I like to chew all of the function buttons off, you know the ones that say TV or SAT. So, last week, my mommy went on ebay and bought two more remotes, since I ate the two we have at home. Well, my daddy made the mistake of leaving the new remote on the couch instead of putting it up in the entertainment center like my mommy asked him to. So, I saw my moment of opportunity, and I took it! I managed to chew off the VCR function button before my mommy caught me. BOY, WAS SHE MAD! I don't know who got it worse, my daddy or me!

Snow!

Well, here in Jackson, Michigan we had our first snowfall yesterday that actually stuck to the ground. It was wet and cold. I hadn't ever seen snow before, and I had to ask my sister Harley what all that stuff was. She said that it was fun to run in. I could even see my breath outside, it was really neat. I can't wait until we get more snow!