October 9th 2007 4:34 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]

Mom bought me a whole bunch of new toys this week! They were hard to find, because they were on the far side of the dining room, and there was a gate in the way, but I found them! Dad says I'm part retriever. Mom said something I couldn't hear, but Dad said not to write it in my diary.

After I found the basket, it was all covered in plastic! I guess it was supposed to be a present, but what's the point of wrapping something if you can see through the wrapper? I think Mom is a bit challenged at times, but she's still nice.

Since there were so many toys, I didn't mind that Bubba, Flower and Murphy came to share them. We had fun. It was a bonding moment.

Mom seemed really annoyed when she found us with my gifts. I guess it was supposed to be a surprise, even though the see-through wrapping is just weird.

Mom told Dad he was going to have to pay for all my presents now, which doesn't make much sense, since he paid for them in the first place! Mom kept muttering "Sparky's Pals" and "gift basket" and "craft sale" and "disaster", but I have no idea what she's talking about.

Dad told me that Mom was planning to sell my presents to strangers this weekend! I really can't figure out if she likes me or not. Why would she sell my presents? Who would buy used presents, anyway?

Maybe Mom needs her own crate so she could take a nap and relax. I always seem to go in my crate when Mom or Dad gets stressed, and I always feel better afterwards.