Soooo itchy

Dear Diary,

Man, I am so itchy, I don't know what to do!! Mom needs to give me a bath, but we're going back to the farm this weekend, so she's holding off. Two weekends at the farm! It's so exciting!!

I am so itchy that when mom pats my back, it feels so good that I can't stand up straight and almost collapse on the floor. It makes me happy to have my back smacked, so I make her keep doing it. Ahhhh, relief from the itchyness!

The other day at the dog park, I was trying to hump this girl dog who is the love of my life. I don't know her name, but she's still the love of my life. Kingston, this giant great dane, came barreling from out of nowhere and ran into me and almost knocked me silly! I had to stand there and shake the sense back into my head for a minute.
When I saw the love of my life yesterday at the park, I didn't hump her. If I'm going to be knocked out, it's not worth it!

love, Moose

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