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Soooo itchy

Dear Diary,

Man, I am so itchy, I don't know what to do!! Mom needs to give me a bath, but we're going back to the farm this weekend, so she's holding off. Two weekends at the farm! It's so exciting!!

I am so itchy that when mom pats my back, it feels so good that I can't stand up straight and almost collapse on the floor. It makes me happy to have my back smacked, so I make her keep doing it. Ahhhh, relief from the itchyness!

The other day at the dog park, I was trying to hump this girl dog who is the love of my life. I don't know her name, but she's still the love of my life. Kingston, this giant great dane, came barreling from out of nowhere and ran into me and almost knocked me silly! I had to stand there and shake the sense back into my head for a minute.
When I saw the love of my life yesterday at the park, I didn't hump her. If I'm going to be knocked out, it's not worth it!

love, Moose

Back Home

Well, we're back from the farm. It was totally awesome, as usual. I got to chase squirrels up until the moment before we hopped back into the car to come back to BR. Lucy was being a ninny the whole weekend. I just ignored her and did my own thing. She was scared of Grandad! Grandad is the coolest human in the universe!!! I don't know what is wrong with Lucy, but she needs to get over it. She even pooped in Grandmom and Grandad's house! Dad stepped in it. She was in trouble for that one. I know she's just a baby, but jeeze!
I'm going to rest my bones today. I'm beat from running non-stop all weekend!

Going to the Farm!!

Dear Diary,
I am SO excited!! Mom told me earlier in the week that we are going to the farm this weekend! YAY! I love going to the farm! My Grandmom and Grandad live there, and they are so great. They give me table scraps against mom's wishes, and are so much fun. I also get to run all over the place out there and not have mom yell at me about getting in the street. There aren't any streets!! Well, there is one, but I never go out there because it's too far from the house, and when I do go out there, I don't have much to worry about because there are no cars on it. It's awesome! I have cousins at the farm too. Larry (a girl mutt) and Jack (a chocolate lab). Jack is the alpha dog out there at the farm, and I give him much respect. He's way cool. Larry freakin loves me and annoys me, but I put up with her anyway because she is my cousin. She's kinda annoying, much like my new little sister, Lucy. But I love Lucy. More about her later.
When we go to the farm, I can stay in the backyard, but I prefer to be running around outside of the fence. I can clear that fence easy! It's cool because none of the other dogs can jump over the fence, and are in awe of me and my amazing leaping skills. I cleared a 6 ft. fence once! The ones at the farm are only probably 4-something, so they're way easy.
The place is overflowing with squirrels, which is the coolest thing. I get to chase squirrels all day long!! I can't wait to go!!!! Sometimes I even catch one! It's freakin awesome. When I"m really hot, I and go swimming in the bayou. Sometimes, I swim back and forth across the bayou chasing squirrels that are up in the trees. It's so much fun!

So yeah, I mentioned that i have a sister earlier. Her name is Lucy. Mom and Dad adopted her a little while back and I like her a lot. She's a good little girl, even though she harasses me all day long. Mom has my back, though, and makes her stop sometimes. If it really bothers me, I"Ll let her know, but most of the time, I put up with it. IT's fun to have someone to play with! We get all frisky every night when Mom and Dad are eating their dinner. Sometimes we get scraps from them, but not often. Lucy is a worse beggar than I am! She's small too, so she uses her cuteness to her advantage. She's a small dog, but she's got a big dog attitude! This weekend will be her first time at the farm. I hope she likes it! She and Larry might be good friends, hopefully. She won't be able to jump over the fence with me. MOm is worried that she's going to dig holes under the fence and make Grandad mad. Hopefully that won't happen, but Lucy is a digger, so we'll have to see.

Well, Diary, that's enough for now. I'll report back soon!

Moose