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Loose Talk by Lucy

Thanks for the Corn Pops, Boy Puppy!

Gotta have my Pops. So the boy puppy gets props. He scattered cereal all over the floor just for me!

I do need to make the alpha female quit reading so many books. My new trick is to put my head right on the page she's reading, and look up at her with that puppy look she can't resist.

She says I need a mint.

I can't find the Cissa dog on here, so if you see this, friend me!

Much love,
Lucy

Quick update

Good news! I am completely healed from my mishap with the car. That's "healed" with an "a," you see, not with two "e"'s, as you can probably guess! Our little accident may have slowed the alpha female a little when she's driving, but not me! I'm still chasing cars as much as ever.. because the NEXT time I catch one, I'm out for revenge!

Mmm... my friend Olive's dog bed is tasty!

Cars: fun to chase. To catch, not so much

Grrrr.
I had a bad day today. That alpha female hit me with her car. And it wasn't even my fault! All I did was just sort of run under the front tire while the car was driving. Ugh.
My leg has a booboo now. My nana washed it off and put stuff on it, and then she gave me a big can of dogfood, of course. Then when the alpha female came home, she gave me lots of petting and some baloney.

I deserve steak after what I've been through. Especially that ride in the car today.

The alpha female is racked with guilt. I resolve to make her feel as terrible as possible. Then maybe she will be more careful in the future. I don't agree with certain humans that I had a lesson to learn. too.