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September 15,2007 #10 "Bones"

Hola Comastas? Hello everyone! welcome to dog chat in stella's corner, and i got to say im mad at u guys i thought you were my faithful readers. i mean all us dogs show you some loyalty couldn't you at least take the time to bark at the page? Well i forgive you. Today's segment is on bones. we all love them. there are ones that taste like chicken,beef,pork,etc. there are even ones that smell like butt. i dont advise you buy those. but then there are the obnoxous humans who always have to improve things that dont need to be improved. like they created denta bones. its like taking a perfectly good treat and turning it into medicine. wow those dirty little sneaks. and then they are hurting other animals to please us dogs. well im not complaining but i would have gotten arrested if i didn't make this public broadcast. for example taking pig ears and feet? yuck. i mean no offense to you pigs but honestly and truly do you think ANYBODY wants to eat your dirty feet? no. well hope i didn't offend all you creatures out there. and for you humans keep your paws off the bones! thanks, good night. stella

December 21, 2006 no number "Quick Word"

Hello everyone stella here, just wanna say quickly please send in show requests through paw mail. that and also please talk to me. mostly it would be great if I could get some opinions about the show and really want to know some ideas or what the public wants. thanks and happy holidays to all! stella

December 19, 2006 #9 " Christmas"

Hello everyone it's time for dog chat in Stella's corner. I'm your host stella! First i would like to start off with a public apology saying that i'm sorry i haven't been "broadcasting" in a while! Well anyway, todays segment is on christmas. Ahhh we all love this festive season. the decorations. the food. the presents. the inside bathroom. and the most important the endless holiday love. Now if only all of this could last forever. Everyone out there if you are like me then you are a christmas nut. I even have little antlers. well that's another story. There's is more than one beautiful holiday out there like Hanukkah I probably spelled that wrong sorry. and there's also Kwanza. All are wonderful holidays. A few Christmas tips. The big tree in the living room isn't the restroom it's the humans' way of decorating. and just when you thought that you could be lazy and have the bathroom brought to you. Never try to steal the turkey that christmas spirit does'nt last forever! Don't waste your panting! don't beg and chances are there will be a softy in the family that will sneak you a little somethin'. Well that's all for now.

This is stella saying,
Merry Christmas! And Happy Holidays to all!