My Human's are Crazy

Well it's official - I think my mom and dad have flipped their lids. Let me tell you about our new hoodie sweatshirts....close your eyes and picture this...Brandy and I are in the kitchen today while mom and dad are at work. We're just relaxing all day long, maybe having a drink of water here and there but sleeping a lot...GREAT DAY... then we hear foot steps on OUR deck. Well of course, I start barking 'Who's there, Who's there ??' Noone answers but I keep barking. They drop something on our deck, in front of the door and walk off. Man, my bark is powerful - I scared that person right out of here.
So, a little while later, dad comes home. But he brings in this brown box. Hmmm...I wonder what's in there...dad opens it and it's these little jackets and sweatshirts. Now I know that mom and dad aren't having any more kids. Brandy and I are their babies now. Who are these things for ??
Well mom comes home and she's really excited to see these clothes. Then I'm thinking...maybe they are going to have another crying, hair pulling baby. I prayed and prayed that this day would never come. Then to my ultimate suprise mom trys the jackets on US !! On US, did you hear me ?? On US !! Thankfully they were a little big so I heard mom say that she'll return them. Thank god, no jackets. Then dad puts the sweatshirts on us. What the heck is going on...I've got fur and lots of it...I don't need something to keep me warm. Then I hear it; 'Oh don't they look so cute!!' I looked at Brandy and said 'What the heck; they are crazy!!'
But I do have to admit - I'm happy that they're not having any more kids. I don't like being second fiddle to someone who cries and pulls our hair and WE LOOK GOOD !!! DARN GOOD !! Oh I know the boys are going to be checking us out !!
Yah, it's a little crazy that they bought these things for us but mom did say that we're going to get our hair cut soon and it's going to be colder outside soon. So, I guess it's better than getting sick and having a fever. Oh, did I say that we look good !!