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A Tail of 1 Old Dog

A day in the life...

Today I got up and ate my breakfast. Mom called me to go out and go potty. I heard her calling me but I couldnt tell where she was. My hearing's not so good. I jumped around and started barking...but alas, I was facing the wrong way. Mom came over and carried me to the door. She took off my diaper (I have to wear diapers because I've lost bladder control) and I stood at the door waiting for mom to open it. I began to bark to let her know that she hadn't opened the door yet. She just stood there...so I barked some more! Then mom picked me up again and moved me over 4 inches...I had been barking at the wall! I get a little confused but mom helps me out. I went out and did my business and then...oh no! where's the house? I circled around several times and looked around. Somewhere in the distance I could hear mom calling me but I couldn't tell where she was. I wandered around some more and found myself on the driveway...now I was really lost. Just then I heard mom again! Yelling at my sister Missy for barking at the mailman (she hates him because he always teases her) She wouldn't stop barking so mom turned the sprinklers on for just a second and she got real quiet and ran in the house. Then out of nowhere...there was mom! She had found me! She carried me in the house and put my diaper back on me. I was safe at last. I cuddled up in my little bed under the desk and went to sleep. I had wonderful dreams of my puppyhood...running and playing and barking and singing! What a wonderful day...