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Chyna from the block.

The jerks bought another dog!

Hello? Am I not good enough? Why would they need another mutt to mess up the place when they have sweet little old me?

Yes, the worst thing imaginable has happened besides the abolition of squeaky toys... there is another dog in my home and a smelly boy no less!

Grrrr.

He is 6 years old like me and a Shih-Tzu only he was adopted from the RSPCA so he kind of has street smarts which, I have yet to acquire.

I'm going to try and be cool about this. If I act like I don't care too much maybe he will just go away. Yes, that's a good idea, pretend he isn't there eating my food, playing with my toys and my humans.

Regards,

Chyna.

That darn cat!

He has given me fleas! The bastard.

Now this is why dogs just shouldn't hang around cats. See they are evil dwellers!

If Sabbat (my adopted brother and a cat, shock, horror!) didn't run around outside in the grass all night long and come running in to sleep in my big bed during the day I wouldn't have this problem. Dirty sod.

He should stay outside where he belongs amongst the fleas and the flies and the other creatures which I will never understand. I'll stick with the humans. At least they remember to shower once in awhile.

Lick,

Chyna xo.

Dangerous Liasons.

There is this dog next door called Bailey. He has only been around for a year or so, he is a Caviler King Charles, if you can imagine and he has been driving me crazy.

I have to bark at him at least once a day through the side fence because if I don't I won't be able to keep him in line. I mean he has to know who's boss around here!

I was here first and I am already five (going on six in September), so I should have the final say on how things are run.

Pfft, will they ever learn, those youth of today.

Bones and balls to you all (oops, that's a tad dirty),

Chy.