October 16th 2006 6:44 pm
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Hi there! Tristan here! I am so happy that my Mama finally let me write in my diary because I have lots to bark about! I MUST tell you about my fight with the monster though, last night. I saved everyone my Mommy says.
Well, as always, my very good mama lets me and my 3 fur-sisters out to, well, you know, in the middle of the night last night. We all came back in (whew, what a relief!), and my sisters went back to bed straight away, but me and Mommy came last and YIKES!!! It's a woofin` good thing that I was first because Mommy would have stepped on the bad, evil, green and hideous montrousity that was laying in wait for us in the dark hallway. It looked kind of like one of Honey, my fursister's Dinosaur stuffie's legs. But of course it couldn't be that because it was just too terrible just lurking there in the hall! Well, my doggie eyesite is in tip-top shape and I spotted "it". I froze dead in my tracks, the fur at my neck stood up on end, I thought maybe I should growl to warn it of my impending attack, so I did! I growled and growled and growled! It didn't move!! OK, I thought, I'll just go right ahead and actually BARK! at "it". Mommy stayed right behind me. I was proctecting her! Oh, this nasty thing STILL wouldn't go away! Whatever was a Cavalier to do?? My fursister, Zoe wasn't coming to help me either, so I guess it was up to me. So, slowly, slowly, I crept closer keeping low and YIKES AGAIN!!! "It" touched my nose! I backed up and regrouped and barked to myself, "It's now or never. I have to save my Mommy and if I don't I'll never be able to face another day!" So I took the plunge and just lunged on that horrible thing, snatched it up in my jaws and shook really HARD it until I broke it's neck! Ha! Dead as a doornail! I proudly trotted into the bedroom with it, dropped it on the floor and dismissed it as if it never even existed! It will never, ever terrorize my Mommy again!
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