What a Summer

Dear Diary:

It has been a crazy Summer! I used to be known as Fat Willy, but I lost so much weight that now they call me Skinny Willy! I lost like 5 pounds!

We have a new member of the household too. This one is not a dog, but a baby human. He smells weird, but I guess he is OK. He keeps the peoples busy around here, leaving me alone to rule my kingdom. I rule the front room, where the peoples wash their laundry. I have my own bed in there and everything.

Sometimes I want to come inside and sleep with my owner Paul, but usually when it is warm I like to stay outside and sleep there. It's nice and cool out there!

Christmas

Dear Diary:

Yo! Willy here. I had a cool Christmas this year. I really made out big! I got a bunch of treats, a new leash, 2 new collars, a blanket, even a new ball to chase around the house!

Now that Christmas is over, I will be glad to have my Daddy around the house more. I really like having him at home, but what I love the most is guarding him. I mean, he needs a tough guy like me to keep him safe from all of the bad guys out there. The mailman, delivery peoples, the neighbors, peoples like that. I need to keep him safe by barking and growling and snarling at them!

HEY, YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? I didn't think so...

Gotta split. Stay cool.

2 Years

Dear Diary:

Well, as of October 2nd, I have been at this house for 2 years. I was adopted through DRNA(Dachshund Rescue of North America) from New York to Maine. It's been a tough journey, but I have settled in quite well here.

Guard Weiner

Dear Diary:

I am now the official guard weiner of the house!
There is a front room in the house where the washer and dryer are, and I stay out there all day and night. I have my own bed with pillows and blankets, my own food and water bowls, it is so cool!

I get to bark at all the evil people that come to the house and dare disturb me. Knock if you dare!

See Willy on myspace!

Dear Diary:

Come see me on myspace!

www.myspace.com/willyweinerdog

E-mail me!

Dear Diary:

I now have my own E-mail address!

blackwillyweiner@yahoo.com

Trip to Jersey

Dear Diary:

Yo. Well, we're back from Jersey. We had a good trip. I liked seeing the city, and I liked meeting all of these people that I didn't know. They were all afraid of me, I guess my reputation intimidated them. We had a good time, but now we are home. I hear that snow is coming, so we are going to have some fun. OK, gotta go. Later.

New Jersey

Dear Diary:

Yo! Willy here. I heard that we are headed down to Jersey next week, so I'm lookin' for all my old gang to get back together. We'll meet at the old pizza shop, you know where it is. We got some business to take care of.

Anyway, if any of my old girls are around, then let's hang out. We can have some fun. But don't be all in my business! I got stuff to do, OK?

Alright, I gotta go. I'll see the old gang down in Jersey next week .

Everybody be cool, Merry Christmas, and I'm outta here!

Yo!!

Dear Diary:

Yo! Willy here. We moved a couple of weeks ago, and we have a bigger house to live in now. This one has an upstairs, so I have to climb the stairs all the time now. It's not bad, I have lost some weight from going up and down the stairs here.

Last week I got to meet the new mail man. I was outside on the run and my collar broke. I took off and "greeted" the mail man by attacking his pants. Daddy was very angry with me, but the mailman was OK. He laughed at me! I can't believe he laughed at me! I'd better get some respect next time, or else!

Trust

Dear Diary:

Lately I have been getting along with my mommy much better than before. I'm not sure why, but I am starting to like her more and more these days.

My daddy has been away for a few weeks, so I have been getting closer to mommy. She isn't so bad after all! She isn't scared of me anymore and I don't try to bite her face off anymore. I guess things are going pretty good!

I have missed my daddy, but he is home now! We are moving next week, and I can't wait. I am very excited!