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My name should be Lucifer

We moved, Im sick

We moved two weeks ago. I have a huge new yard to play in but now Im sick. I dont know if its a cold or if its allergies. Anyway, my mum gave me some benadryl so Ive finally stopped snorting and sneezing all over. Im going to take a long nap..........

Moving

We're moving. I'm not sure I like this idea. I'm not getting much attention......or exercise. I think I'm going to have to act up pretty soon (maybe right now) to shake things up and get noticed. Ok, I'm exagerating. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

Garbage Disposal

I ate a bar of soap last night. Im not sure why I did it but it was there so it was gone. The little girl was taking a bath and my mom set the soap on the tub. I saw it and ate it. Last week I ate some pork chop bones out of the garbage, my stomach hurt real bad after that one. Oh, and before that I ate a block of cheddar cheese! Hmmm, what else? Christmas cookies!!!! and butter! Human food is good!!!!!