relaxed

What a great day. I laid out in the sun, I got this feeling I was being watched. Mom must have been admiring how cute I was. I am so relaxed from my wonderful day.

Ahhhh..........

starving at home

For those who may not be aware, I am the Dread Rock N Roll Pirate Beagle Queen, Gundarr the Rhinocerous. I am held captive far from my native ocean in the land of Mickey the Rat. With my fellow captives Wasabi, the Southern Belle who thinks she is a Princess, and Dharma the conflicted who doesn't know if she is French, Japanese Ninja, or Australian, but she is a whiner.

We are only allowed kibble in morning and kibble at night with a vague smattering of knarly vittles our humans refer to as treats. Granted, our raucous behavior sometimes elicits random tomatoes, banannas, chicken, pumpkin, peanut butter and broccoli. Obviously we are horribly mistreated forced to eat land loving vegtables. Please send us a spare cow, or unused flock of chickens. Hurry, we are withering away. I already weigh a measly 18 pounds.

I beg you, have mercy on my starving soul.

Sake

P.S. All the bully sticks,charlie bears and kick butt carob cookies don't count, because ....well they just don't.