Diary of a Felon
TissuesOctober 6th 2004 11:07 am[ Leave A Comment ] I have decided that my favorite new activity is chewing up tissue. In fact, today I knew that while Mommy was in the shower, she couldn't stop me from shredding tissues. I don't know why she wants to stop me from eating tissues anyway; Mommy knows tissues are soft, fluffy, white, and chewable. I love how easy they are to shred into tiny, itty-bitty bits. Mommy got out of the shower and stepped all over my lovely shredded tissues and they stuck to her feet. I wanted her to see how wonderfully I ripped up those tissues, so I left them right in front of the shower for her to see. When we got to Grandpa's house (where Mommy works), I found another nice big box of tissues, and once again, ripped them and the box into bits! It was so much fun! I'm so good at this, I plan on searching for tissues to tear up every day! Wish me luck!
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