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I conquer!

My Rules for Life

1. Be obedient - when it's in your best interest.
2. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
3. Play, run and romp daily.
4. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
5. Drive with the windows down so the wind can whistle by your ears.
6. Take naps.
7. Always stretch when you get up.
8. Enjoy your food, especially treats.
9. Don't pretend to be something you're not.
10. If what you want is buried, dig until you find it.
11. Be loyal.
12. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
13. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk
14. When you are scolded, don't pout. Hang your head, look sorry, then run right back and make friends.
15. If all else fails, look pathetic. (Big, sad eyes work every time.)
16. Have a ball, literally, if possible.
17. Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
18. Let others know if they're in your territory.
19. Don't rush through life.
Always take time to smell the roses...fire hydrants, trees, people, mailboxes, and all vertical objects.
20. Don't bite unnecessarily. Often, a simple growl will do.
21. During the dog days of summer, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
22. Make sure your bed is just right before you lie down on it.
23. When you are happy, let everyone know. (Dance around and wag your entire body.)

Just another day...

This morning, we went to the pet shop. Milo, mummy, dad & me.
We went there to get some of my can food, yes, I were allowed to choose from the shelves of rainbow coloured tins. I picked my favourite, lamb & rice after giving milo a push with my bumbum.
we then proceeded to pick up some conditioner. Mummy got neem oil conditioner for me cos I preferred a matching conditioner. i've been using neem oil shampoo since i were day 1.
it helps to get rid of pests, like ants, ticks,fleas whenever i went down for my daily walks. So far so good, I've never got any ticks :X touch wood touch wood kekeke...I hope it gets rid of milo too for he's always teasing me. He likes to jump onto mummy's bed and spins around, teasing me all the time for I can't jump. Mummy will scold. Most times I wud bark so mummy knows he was spinning up there. Most times mummy wud hug me so I cant forgive milo's naughtiness, sometimes she wud scold milo for disturbing me, and few times, she wud ignore us.
Time for bed. I better go hurry mummy...I need to catch some beauty sleep.

I hate Milo

Milo went downstairs just now...WITHOUT MEEEEEE!
I hate him. Y does he need to pee downstairs when our loo is so clean and nice. Its just a silly excuse, he's looking for the kitty downstairs i think. I have not ask him cos I dun feel like talking to him yet.
Mummy says he has to go to the vet for he stole some cheese last week. He's not supposed to eat any cheese but he's greedy...worse when he refused to admit!
Those cheese are for me.