December 1st 2009 10:34 am
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Hi I was tagged by my pal Buster and now I am tagging you!
List 10 questions that tell a little bit about Yourself. If you read this you have been tagged! Have fun!
1. What is the color of your collar?
It's pink and purple with 2 tags! I don't wear it all the time just when I leave the house. I don't like the noise it makes- jingle jingle!
2. What kind of food do you like?
Wellness Health Indulgence, only Turkey and Duck and my Royal Canin kibble
3.What are your favorite treats?
I don't get treats very often. A girl has to watch her figure!
4. Do you have a Valentine or a significant other?
I like Dirty Harry a WHOLE lot!
5. Do you get table scraps?
No table scraps for this kitty!
6. What is your favorite toy?
I have a feather wand that my Mom plays with me!
7. When is your Birthday?
October 4th
8. How many times a day do you eat?
All day long, but I DO watch what I eat.
9. Do you have a favorite color?
Yes it's purple!
10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
Yes, I do
If you are reading this and want to play, You have been tagged!!
November 19th 2009 7:52 am
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My friend Kitt Carson Bush has just tagged me. I am to name what Ice Cream Flavor I would be, if I was Ice Cream.
I love vanilla, smooth, rich and delicious! Can I have an AMEN!
February 15th 2009 5:01 pm
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Job Description for Tessa
BATHROOMS - Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit & stare.
DOORS - Do not allow any closed doors ... In any room. To get the door open, stand on hind legs & hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half-way in & out & think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.
CHAIRS AND RUGS - If you have to throw up get to a white chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up while barfing so it's as long as a human's bare foot.
HAMPERING - If one of your humans is engaged in any activity, and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are the rules for hampering:
When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book -- unless you can lie across the book itself.
When human is working at a Computer, desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen, and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.
WALKING - As often as possible, dart quickly & as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark & when they first get up in the morning. This will help them practice their co-ordination skills.
BEDTIME - Always sleep on the human at night so they cannot move around.
LITTER BOX - When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of Kitty Litter between their toes.
HIDING - Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you and do NOT come out for 3 to 4 hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out. . . The humans will cover you with love & kisses, and you probably will get a treat.
ONE LAST THOUGHT - Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, then turn around and present your butt to them. . ... Humans love this, so do it often !
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