What The Pug??

UPDATE

I am having my portal scan this Thursday. Mom is trying to get the green light to bring me to work with her that morning so we can just leave from there to go to the vet. Her boss thinks I may be too much of a distraction. I agree. I'm so stinkin' cute, everyone will want to fuss over and play with me!!

When my mom made my appointment, the lady there asked her a couple of questions that mom thinks are kind of funny (in a weird way). She asked mom if she were pregnant or trying to get pregnant - the answer to both is "no". The lady said that I can't be around any pregnant ladies or small children for 24 hours after my scan. It's just a precaution since they're putting some radioactive stuff in me where the sun don't shine but it still made mom kind of sort of laugh. Between Sally's carcinogenic cancer causing chemo pill that mom has to wear gloves and follow special instruction to handle to a radioactive pug!! Mom's got it all!! Dad asked me if I was going to glow in the dark. How should I know? I'm just hoping to get a treat out of all this....

This scan should confirm my shunt without a doubt and then my surgery will be scheduled. Then I should HOPEFULLY be all done with this stuff. This seriously cuts into my "me" time. I mean, a girl has to have her beauty sleep and her treats and her toys and chewies and all.

By the way, I have a new friend. Dad got me a new green froggy that keeps giving me the stink eye so I have to keep chewing on his face. He doesn't squeak, but I like him just the same. He's not as good as my purple puppy but he's cool.

Time for this pug to convince mom and dad to go to bed. I's tired...

Emily B out.