I been tagged

Miyu tagged me so I guess it is my turn to reveal all.

Here are the rules of the game!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary.

So, here are some more super pawsome facts bout ME... Homer

1. My middle name is Aloysius

2. I be a shy boy n hide behind Mummy Delly or Mummy Fiona when I first meet people.

3. I love playing with my Uncle Leppy, n we wrestle and chase each other heaps.

4. I ate my Mummy's favourite shoes last week - n worse, I ripped a hole in one of the lounges (Mummy sez dat is why she got da furniture from Ebay)

5. I love water and in summer I paddle in the water bowl and love to turn it over and flood the kitchen

6. I love to cuddle with Mummy just before I go to sleep

7. I have a REALLY big bark.

paws and kisses,

Homer

OK!! Now You're IT....

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Why duz evrywun blame me????

Hi der agen,

I sorta got up to norty studd on da weekend.

N it reelly izn all my fault. Truly. Luka kitty MADE me do it. Reelly. He did too.

If Luka kitty hadn knocked Mummy's glasses off da bedside table, den I wouldn't have been able to find dem - so it reelly is his fault.

Anyway, I did find dem - n I crunched n munched dem. All up. Only bits left. N dey didn even taste good. I didn' eat up da lenses cuz I couldn work out how to.

Mummy can't see wivout her glasses, so wen she woke up on Saturday mornin, she had to find her readin glasses so she could see to find dem. She found da bits. But how did she KNOW it wuz me? I didn say anyfing???

Anyway, she had to go to da shops in get da man to order her a new pair - but da lenses have to come from Japan cuz Mummy's eye is so bad dat dey don't make her lenses here.

She hope to hav new glasses by Christmas. I am tryin to be a reelly reelly cute boy. Wat duz it mean when she tells me dat I have spent my allowance for two hole years?

Homer

Wat a weekend

Hi der evrywun

Boy wuz it buzy here dis weekend.

On Sunday, Mummy took me to church wiv her to be blessded. I wuz a bit scared, but Mummy looked afta me reel gud n took me up to be blessded by da Minister. She sed reel nice fings to me n wished me a home wer I wuld be loved all my life. Now isn't dat da bestest fing to be blessded wiv?

Afta church, we had brekfas wiv da people who all told Mummy how cute I am n wat a gud boy I wuz. Den Mummy tok me shoppin wiv her before we went home. Boy did Mummy get busy den.

Mummy had invited sum frends ova for aftanoon T becuz Luka kitty was turnin 3 (Mummy sed dat is da kitty same as da hooman 21). We had a reel nice time wiv lots of treets n pats. N den Mummy went to a party.

Taday, wuz a bit quieter. Mummy had organdised a play session wiv Moff n Milo, but I stayed home cuz I wuldn let Mummy put my leed on. She sed dat if I don let her put on da leed, den I don go out da front door. Leppy n Delly went n told me later wat fun day had wiv Moff n Milo n Otto n Rosie.

Mummy n I had a big cuddl afta n I told her I wuld be a betta boy so I can go in da footya. Mummy duzn no why I hat my leed - n ta tell u da truff, I don no why iva.

Anyway, Mummy sed she is gunna try n find ways to mayk me lov my leed so dat I don get all stressd out (n so she duzn too).

See ya lata

Homer

Two t'riffic 1sts

Hiya evrywun

Boy has it been an egsitin week here. On Munday, my frend Luka Slobodon kitty gav me a reelly grate present - my own mousie! He had cort it n he gav it to me. I lickd it all in gav it a cleen so it wuz nice n wet n squishy. I carryd it round until Mummy saw me. She gav me a nice chewie instead n den she put da mousie in da bin. I tryd to tell her dat wuzzn fayr - but u all no Mummyz.

But this mornin I had da bestest first. I jumped up on da bed by myself. Mummy didn hav to lift me up! Boy iz dis eva goin to mayk a diffrence round here. I'll be able to jump on fings wiv my Delly Mum n Unka Leppy - n Luka kitty izn't goin to be able to get away so easy.

I sure is gettin to be a BIG boy now.

Homer

Happy returns

Hi der

After my BIG fun on Sat'day, Mummy kept an eye on me to mak shor I wuz OK n dat da plakky bag didn 'stuff me up' or sumfing.

Well on Sunday, da plakky bag came back out. I wuz reel excited in took it inside to show Mummy dat I got it back, but for sum reason she didn't like it at all n sed sum fings dat my Delly Mum sed wuzn nice.

Anywayz, Monday, Mummy rings Aunty Caffy n tells her dat I iz OK n dat da bag came out, n den she askd her if she wanted the bag back! Hey, dat is my baggy n how DARE she try to giv it back to Aunty Caffy.

But Aunty Caffy knew dat I wuld want it, so she told Mummy she didn want it back n dat Mummy shold keep it for the Homer trophy cabinet - cuz Aunty Caffy finks I am goin to hav a BIG cabinet.

I dun no what she means, but it can't be anyfing bad can it????

Got go and bounce at Unka Leppy. Bye-bye

Homer

A fun day

Aroooooo n hullo evrywun

Bein a littl puppy I iznt much gud at hittn da 'puta kees yet, but Mummy iz iff doin da veggy shoppin, so she wont know dat I is on da loos.

Boy hav I eva had a grate day today. We wuz down playin wiv Moff n Milo n der were treets EVRYWHERE. Boy wuz it gud.

Mummy had lam crumbles, but Aunty Caffy had CHICKEN!!!!!! All cut up n puppy sized. Wuz it eva yummy - but wuz she meen in handin it out.

Well she n Mummy wuz torkin, n Aunty Caffy had da plakky bag wiv da chicken in it out, so I zoomed in, jumped up n grabbed da bag n rund lik da wind across da paddock. N settled down to eat my speshul yummies - only Mummy n Aunty Caffy started runnin afta me n Mummy rattled da box wiv da lammy bitts in it.

But Chicken iz heeps betta den lammy bitts, so I grabbed da bag n chikky n ran off agen - but dey kept chasin me.

So wen I stopped ta hav more nibbly bits, Dey got close, so I ate da hole plakky bag wiv all da chicken bits in it. Oh boy wuz I eva happy wiv myself.

N den, Mummy rings my frend Acacia at da vet, n tells her dat I ate a plakky bag n asks if I'll be OK? Acacia laffed a lot, but told Mummy to keep an eye on me but I shood be fine. Well of course I iz goin to be fine.

Mummy has been muttering somfing about me only looking half corgi, but actin ALL corgi n dat Uncle Leppy is bein too gud a roll model - whateva dat meens.

Hope u all had as gud a day as I did!

Homer