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Life & Times of Nelly Smelly Jelly Belly

Has it Been a Year?

Okay, I have not written in a long time. But I have been in the "dog house" alot lately. I have an uncontrollable urge to get on the kitchen counter. I love to eat anything left out. If there's no food, I get into the dirty dishes in the sink. If still nothing, I have learned how to open the locked trash can and go after leftovers.

The little person is still here. I guess he is not going away. He does feed me ... alot. He also likes to hug and love on me, so I guess he is okay. I really like to destroy the diaper pail and eat his other kind of "leftovers."

I think I am slowly making my parents crazy. But I know they love me anyway!

So When is the Baby Going Away

I have been patient for five months now. I only eat his socks. Okay, his socks and his bibs. Okay, his socks, his bibs, his diapers, his pacifiers, and his toys. He did try to pet me last night. I don't mind that it is more like pulling my hair than petting because he at least is finally going to pay me some attention! I do like that mommy takes us for walks every night now. It is really fun, even though that weird thing with the wheels he rides in keeps trying to run me over.

Being an Only 4-Footed Child

It's been long enough that I can finally talk about it. I lost my big sister in April. I miss her so much. She was kind of bossy sometimes, but I know she loved me, and I her. I really miss her during the day when mommy and daddy are at work.

She would have been helpful in ganging up on this minature person they brought home. Though small in size, he is loud and he gets all the attention. I eat his socks when no one is looking. The weird little plug thing they put in his mouth does not taste very good, but I like to steal them anyway. I know he will more fun later when he can actually do something. Like pet me.