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"Yes, I was dognapped a few years ago! And here's the evidence!" |
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"Oh, it's a new camera! You know what I think? Ppphhhhttthhhhtttt!!!! That's what I think!" |
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"OK, now I'm seeing purple dots from this constant blinding flash in my eyes!!!!" |
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"This is the way I make my mommy feel guilty when she's about to leave. I root under the couch cushions and pout!!!" |
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"Contemplating the mysteries of a cold, dark, vacuous universe (or maybe I just had gas when this photo was taken. I can't remember, but I was worried about something!)" |
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"Exhibit A: Note the well-developed lower canine tooth, which pierced Mom's flesh on Thanksgiving!" |
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"This so-called "evidence" has been tampered with, I tell ya!!" |
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"See my little fairy feet!" |
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"Yes, I can be angelic! Look at my little puppy belly!" |
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"I got to be in the newspaper!" |
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"PROOF!!! Here is photographic proof that I was there! Take that, Finkmom!" |
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"Dognapped and forced into a hot tub with Satan. I mean "Santa."" |
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"Thanks for my prezzies, Banners and Talker! I was too excited to be still, so it's blurry" |
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The Dog Show: Who's Your Mama?
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