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"I have been immortalized in a stunning work of art!" |
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"Dang, I'm beautiful! Don Wood can paint!" |
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"A close-up of my ear. Look at the detail!" |
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"My favorite prezzie from Talker and Banners was the piggy! Ooo, that piggy needs an arse-biting!" |
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"That piggy brings out the BEAST in the Finkie!" |
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"Bushy eyebrows and a beard are lovely on a girl, aren't they?! WELL, AREN'T THEY??!!!" |
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"Can I lick my eyeball? I think I can, I think I can ..." |
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"See my beautiful artwork? The blinds never looked so chic!" |
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"For some odd reason, Finkmom thought I might be ashamed of myself for my creativity (see next pic) ..." |
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"... until I grabbed a sock and took off! But she took it away from me before I could transform it into another work of art. Alas, the greatest geniuses always are misunderstood." |
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"Yes, I DID steal your sock, but I am enslaving you with my cuteness despite the evidence in my mouf!" |
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"Finkmom loves this overhead view of me. Note the bushy eyebrows. And don't I look like I have a halo cuz of the way my fur shines?" |
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"The face of a terrier, the tongue of a Rottweiler! I know you boyz find this to be the height of sexiness ..." |
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"I shall unleash my after-bath frustration on you, Evil Terrycloth!" |
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"Happiness is a warm blankee. And a dead squirrel. But not in my warm blankee. I wouldn't like that. Squirrels, living or deceased, aren't welcome in my blankee." |
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"Heehee! I farted and blamed it on the human!" |
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"Can't a dawg have a baff in private??? (This is my "drowned rat" look)." |
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"I think I just found Rudolph's exhaust pipe. Shoo!" |
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"What? Me adorable? Aw, shucks!!!" |
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"This is MY remote control, and I say we're watching "Reservoir Dogs!"" |
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"Whoa, dude! That's the last time I free base Gravy Train!" |
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"Ever vigilent, the blanket-burrowing Finknottle leaves her nose free so she can smell if danger approaches, even while she's sleeping." |
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"I'm pouting again. If that woman is going to make a trip, I figure I'll make it a guilt trip!" |
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"Me and the laundry and my Magic Chicken Plate. Don't mess with the plate unless you deliver the goods!" |
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"Everydog hide!!! Michael Vick is on the loose!!!" |
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"Kiss the whirlpool in the middle, Michael Vick! On second thought, you're not worthy, you fart face!!!!!" |
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"It's so frikkin' hot around here that my pancreas is sweating!!!" |
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"Nodog could wear a manpurse like Vinny. I'll miss you, my lub." |
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"I've never felt more ALIVE!!!" |
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"OH, Dawg! I love my prezzies from Spikey!!! I guess I was a "gud" doggie after all!" |
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"Apparently, I'm gorgeous. Professional photographers are so great!" |
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The Dog Show: Who's Your Mama?
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