Today we had visitors.
One is called Janjan, and the other, i call her skinny bones.
Janjan smells funny, i think i smell a big fat beagle on her.
Skinny bones is worse. I could smell her from a mile away, the moment she got out of her BMW (i overhead jiejie telling mama about the bmw and some note left on the car, but that's another story). Where was I? Oh yes, the smell. Wretched smell that was, smelt worse than rotten eggs.

So when Skinny Bones came into the house, I ran away.
Jiejie thought I was acting coy.
Hell no, I wasn't. I seriously did not like the smell of Skinny Bones + I DO NOT LIKE SKINNY PEOPLE. She is so skinny her jeans were dropping off, jiejie said she is gonna get her a belt.

These skinny people. Eat so much but still so skinny. pffff.

No one talks to me except

Ennie the maid.

Korkor and jiejie have been hogging the dining table for the past few days.
Mommy said I cannot disturb them because they are being hardworking children.
Still, that doesn't give them to right to invade my privacy and take over my space.

I miss being under the table.

Oh, to cheer me up, jiejie said she is gonna bring me to the botana gardens next week to play. Tengshin yiyi is going to let us play her hot pink frisbee, hot sexy babes playing with hot sexy frisbee! I can't wait.

AH HA!

i got myself a moonie.

some idiot left it on the table.

i managed a bite before ennie found me in the corner.

she took the moonie away and brought it to jiejie.

and i got a beating.

but it was well worth it, because i've got myself a moonie. *beams*

Hazy Hazy Haze

jiejie said she smelt of smoke when she came home.
i suspect she went for a barbequeue and didnt bring home any food for me.
but she said it was the haze at woodlands.
i have no idea where that is, jiejie said it's ok because anywhere apart from the east is a God forsaken place.

I bitechew then you know

i sorta bit jiejie today cuz she kept pressing my nose.
she was really shocked and screamed at me.
i don't really bite but i hate it when people touch my nose.
it's like.. my most sensitive part *blushes*

so don't touch my nose ah, if not i bitechew then you know.

Haze Haze Go Away~

jiejie is coughing and she's in a perpetual state of moodiness.
she says it's the haze and she told me the haze is a result of trees burning down in this place called indonesia where people have no clothes to wear.

i've decided that i want to burn trees too. especially that stupid mango tree in the garden. everytime i want to pee there, jiejie scolds me and says it's disgusting because everyone will be eating my pee-mango. if it's burnt down, i can pee there anytime i want.

and nowadays, korkor and jiejie kept stuffing their faces silly with moonies.
and korkor just said he's emo because he just finished the last piece of moonie (from raffles the plaza) and jiejie said it's sold out islandwide.

is it really that good? why doesnt anyone give me one?
maybe xiaoping and i should form a give-me-a-moonie team, do our dopey eyed looks and get our moonies.

What an adventure!

i ran out of the house today, yipee it was fun.
auntie ennie and korkor run after me and we played.
me on one side of the road and they, on the other.

korkor ran across and caught me by surprise, i nearly peed on him.
he carried me home.
when we got back, he screamed at daddy and some random aunties who left the gate open.

when jiejie got home, i got extra loving when korkor told her about my adventure.
i love tummy rubs.

Blossoming

I've officially become a woman jiejie said. Period.

Story of The Biscuit

jiejie left her room door open and i strolled right in. when she saw me, she attempted to hide something she was holding in her hand. TSK. though curiosity killed the cat, it didn't kill the dog. After some sniffing upclose, she had no choice but to show me what it was.

a hello kitty biscuit!

i hate that cat.
imagine how wonderful it would be when i bite off that stupid head with no mouth.
joy joy!

.........................
but jiejie popped it into her mouth before i could do my "dopey eyes" begging trick.

i know there are more somewhere, and i will find them. growls.

*shudders*

ok i'm back. jiejie is throwing a hissy fit now, i know not why. but she kept throwing papers all over her room (as if it's not messy enough) and screaming "sei la sei la" (that's cantonese you doofus). jiejie is always so good natured and good tempered, i wonder what caused this emotional outburst.

korkor came out of his room and asked jiejie to shut up because he needs to study for his chemistry examination tomorrow. korkor is a very hardworking boy unlike jiejie. jiejie is pretty but lazy. all she does at home is to sit in front of her laptop (yes i know what a laptop is you doofus) and take pictures of herself.

mummy and daddy don't really play with me, not that i care much for them anyway. jiejie always says "cannot bite the hand that feeds you" when i growl at mummy and daddy. i don't understand what that has to do with me growling at them. auntie ennie is the one who feeds me and i don't bite her. not often anyway.