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Milky Day

Today we had visitors.
One is called Janjan, and the other, i call her skinny bones.
Janjan smells funny, i think i smell a big fat beagle on her.
Skinny bones is worse. I could smell her from a mile away, the moment she got out of her BMW (i overhead jiejie telling mama about the bmw and some note left on the car, but that's another story). Where was I? Oh yes, the smell. Wretched smell that was, smelt worse than rotten eggs.

So when Skinny Bones came into the house, I ran away.
Jiejie thought I was acting coy.
Hell no, I wasn't. I seriously did not like the smell of Skinny Bones + I DO NOT LIKE SKINNY PEOPLE. She is so skinny her jeans were dropping off, jiejie said she is gonna get her a belt.

These skinny people. Eat so much but still so skinny. pffff.

No one talks to me except

Ennie the maid.

Korkor and jiejie have been hogging the dining table for the past few days.
Mommy said I cannot disturb them because they are being hardworking children.
Still, that doesn't give them to right to invade my privacy and take over my space.

I miss being under the table.

Oh, to cheer me up, jiejie said she is gonna bring me to the botana gardens next week to play. Tengshin yiyi is going to let us play her hot pink frisbee, hot sexy babes playing with hot sexy frisbee! I can't wait.

AH HA!

i got myself a moonie.

some idiot left it on the table.

i managed a bite before ennie found me in the corner.

she took the moonie away and brought it to jiejie.

and i got a beating.

but it was well worth it, because i've got myself a moonie. *beams*