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Bad music

October 18th 2014 7:54 am
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Ah bee bought so much music that she had to listen all day with earphones, or else she can't finish them all. Then she must have gotten bored so she stuck her earphones in my ears. I didn't like the music at all so I ran away and hid under the piano.

I didn't like the bom bom bom.

 

No one taught me

October 17th 2014 7:48 am
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Today Cha came across a word she didn't know and had to ask ah ma. Fomfomfom mocked her and Cha, defensive, challenged fomfomfom to another word. Of course fomfomfom got it right. Later fomfomfom called Cha illiterate. Ah bee, chiming in, said, Cha and xp, both of them illiterate.

Though one wonders what Cha is doing learning calligraphy when she is illiterate.

 

Seeing green

October 16th 2014 8:21 am
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Today ah bee's boyfriend came and we lay on the same cushion while he gave me some loving'. Ah bee said I'm not affectionate like that with them and called me a slut. Then she took photos so she may show everyone and complain about us.

I think she's just jealous. Ha!

 

Dew drop

October 15th 2014 9:01 am
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Ah bee says I am like a dew drop - a perfect creation of nature, pure and beautiful.

Yes it is true but she's so creepy.

 

Yes we did

October 14th 2014 7:25 am
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Yesterday we stole a bag of fertilizer from the condo. We even filled up another bag and gave it to the bananaman. We happily presented it to ah ma but ah am frowned at our theft.

We are unrepentant.

 

Lies

October 13th 2014 8:13 am
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I like to sleep near the ledge that separates the living room from the dining area in the evenings. Every time I stretch and flip over, my mamas worry that I might fall over. But I told them not to be silly, as if it would happen.

Yesterday morning I was sitting there while Cha was gathering up her stuff for my morning walk. Then, as she told Ah bee, she heard shuffling and then the next thing she knew, I was down at the living room.

She told everyone I fell over.

Pooh, purely circumstantial evidence. I maintain nothing of that sort happened.

 

The Sunday papers

October 12th 2014 8:32 am
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The columnist wrote about how she fell victim to a female black and white shih tzu who turned up at her house. My mamas separately read the column in great detail and then concurred that while they had all along suspected that black and white shih tzu girls are the worst, it finally appeared in the papers today. It is now a fact.

Oh, and ah bee returned from Phuket today. She read that column on the plane.

 

Snort

October 11th 2014 4:50 am
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Today Sandy ran straight at me and then straight past me. She dove right into the mound and started eating fertilizer. Her maid was appalled until I told her proudly that all doggies love fertilizer.

Then Sandy started harassing me and I got angry so I snarled ferociously at her.

Fertilizer eater.

 

Luck and no luck

October 10th 2014 7:29 am
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Ah ma returned in triumph! She'd won 700 ringgit after battling it out for 3 days, so we held hands and danced a jig. I didn't ask for my usual cut coz I thought it was real hard-earned money, so ah ma should keep it all.

Ah bee wasn't so lucky. She's got the flu in Phuket.

 

Nostalgia

October 9th 2014 4:44 am
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There were huge mounds of soil around the condo today. They were rich, dark and soulful. I trooped on them and stepped all over them and I even tried to bury my face in them. Until fomfomfom caught a whiff and declared it's not soil at all. It's fertilizer. Of course I knew it's fertilizer; she's so stupid.

Reminds me of the time years ago when I ate ah ma's goat poo fertilizer. Giggles.

 
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