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No luck

September 30th 2016 4:37 am
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Ah ma went adventuring in the casino this morning and soon we received word there was to be no dinner coz the struggle was immense. We were to cook rice and eat last night's leftovers.

Then I sat at the back gate and saw ah ma come back at 5pm. She was disappointed that I was barking at the doggie behind her and not welcoming her.

We're not bound by conventions. Conventions are boring.

 

Useless

September 29th 2016 8:33 pm
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The other day tutu started barking at the driver of a car parked outside our back gate. We didn't know what the fella had done to her to elicit all that madness. Later her mummy came over and explained that their cars are silver in colour and tutu had mistaken that parked car for one of theirs.

Oh goodness. I think maybe her daddy should just sell his maserati since his precious tutu can't tell it apart from a kia.

 

Gold

September 28th 2016 5:51 am
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It was a hot day. Fomfomfom stepped in poop. But she didn't realise it and wondered what that smell was that was everywhere. I dug in the huge pile of sand in the volleyball court. Fomfomfom and me, we were real happy. I got sand on my nose and in my moustache and everywhere.

We went home and I guess the house is a bit dirty. Maybe.

 

Homeopathy

September 27th 2016 11:20 am
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Is a form of natural medicine that's very popular with uppity German people. Something about how something that can make you feel sick can cure you as well. Like using poison to attack poison. Sounds like TCM to me. So anyway you use that substance and you dilute it in certan concentrations. And then you have to shake it in a very specific way. To a certain rhythm maybe.

Does that mean if I tell them the roo is making me ill they would give me more roo?

 

How could I stand it?

September 26th 2016 7:42 am
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Ah bee said I was a piss head after my evening walk. That means I'm a small dog, she tells me solemnly. But she wiped my head many times with a wet towel. Coz I might smell it and can't do anything about it and what would it be then? I'd surely be quite quite depressed.

I'm not a small dog now.

 

All pooped out

September 25th 2016 7:24 am
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I've had a rough day. It started last night at about 9pm when I told fomfomfom I had to go downstairs. And then again at 1130pm and 5am. And this morning I went twice again. So fomfomfom brought a fresh sample of my poop to the vet and they ran tests. There's less bacteria than before but there's blood this time. The vet woman thinks it probably didn't clear up the previous time and now it's back. So she's making them feed me the antibiotics this time.

Now I must sleep because I hardly got any rest.

 

Whaddya know

September 24th 2016 4:07 am
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Today Happy Face's father brought her to me and after she had plenty of fun lifting my ears and touching me all over, daddy told us they're Muslims. Fomfomfom said oh. But he said they have no problem touching doggies as long as they wash their hands afterwards. And touching the back is ok, not the face. Okie.

But I observed that Happy Face did not wash her hands when she started eating her ice cream with the spoon, then with her fingers, and then licking the table. Daddy said something about building resistance but please don't lick the table.

I know it's ok to lick the table without washing hands coz hands are not involved.

 

Bugs

September 23rd 2016 4:05 am
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Fomfomfom kept saying I'm a litterbug and I finally got mad enough to tell her to stop it. Stop calling me a litterbug, I said. Later the police come and catch me and I'll have to go to jail.

They hurriedly assured me no one's coming for me and Fomfomfom was just calling me her little bug. She promised to call me her big bug from now on.

And then a big dog called Lemon came up to me and sniffed my face before bounding away.

 

Pokemon again

September 22nd 2016 4:43 am
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Ah bee tells us that she went Pokemon hunting last night till 1.30am. There were lots of people and even a police car. She caught many new ones. I'm truly happy for her, yes, I am.

They cut away many of the tree branches at the back gate and it's so bright now.

Hululu.

 

Pizza

September 22nd 2016 4:06 am
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Pizza is a polar bear in a Chinese zoo and his living situation isn't good. He''s kept in a tiny enclosure and stupid people tap at the glass all the time to get his attention. Now the world is trying to get him relocated to a much nicer zoo in the UK.

I hope he gets to move. If not maybe I'll give him my butterfly wings and he can fly away.

 
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