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All about the poop

July 6th 2014 9:14 am
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When you eat a lot of durians, you will end up constipated. They always have to learn the hard way.

Anyway, Ah bee was picking up after me today and there was a little left on the grass which she couldn't pick up coz my poop was a little watery. So she decided to pick up a leaf and place it over the spot so no one will step on it. Except someone else also had the same idea; the leaf she chose was smeared with somebody's poop already.

Giggles. I guess when you're outside, it is still best to leave stones, leaves and whatnot, unturned.

 

Useless people

July 5th 2014 9:52 am
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Someone made my mamas very angry today and I think he should just steer clear of them. Especially of Fomfomfom whom I hear will be back on Monday.

Beware.

 

Coffee, durians and the world cup

July 4th 2014 8:35 am
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Coffee's mummy came running towards us today. We didn't know what she wanted since she didn't have Coffee with her. Turns out she wanted to know if I'm feeling better; she heard the last time she saw us that I was sick. She also said she hasn't been able to catch us and she was very worried about me. Almost wanted to go to your house to take a look, she said.

What a lovely woman. We think we love her.

It's the durian season now and it smells and looks like everyone in the block has got their durian fix. So Ah bee went and bought 3 boxes for Cha and herself. I told them they won't be able to finish those by themselves. Perhaps we should go watch the match tonight and bring the durians with us, I suggested. I've got money on Germany and we will be the most popular people at the community centre with our durians.

They said I'm a good and clever girl. And then inhaled the durians.

I think there is maybe 1 box left but it's so embarrassing showing up with only one so I think I should just go to bed now.

 

Liver makes everything beautiful

July 3rd 2014 10:18 am
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I heard Ah ma and Fomfomfom went to see penguins today. En route, Ah ma told Fomfomfom she was hungry so Fomfomfom bought her fries. Ah ma asked for a milo but Fomfomfom told her to drink cold water instead. Giggles. Before you judge Fomfomfom, let me tell you Ah ma is diabetic. And she just had a hot chocolate before the fries. So no need to feel sorry for her.

I also hear that Ah ma hasn't been lucky at the casino and Fomfomfom will have to start doling out the reserve fund she brought along. Giggles.

I guess I had a better day. I had liver. Yums.

 

Crime doesn't pay

July 2nd 2014 11:12 am
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So the stolen jackfruit was cut up today and there is nothing edible in there. There is justice in the world after all.

 

Gambles

July 1st 2014 9:34 am
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Cha says we should put some money down on the world cup so she asked me to pick the champion team. I thought about it and said Germany. Coz their team colours are black and white, just like me. I have a good feeling about this.

Ah ma and Fomfomfom are still not back. I hear Ah ma lost money at the casino today. Pifft, she should just follow my lead and put her money on Germany.

 

Tuobatou

June 30th 2014 8:02 am
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Ah ma and Fomfomfom left early this morning with their bags and I haven't seen them since. Cha tells me they've gone to Melbourne. I was hoping they'd be back by the time I go to bed so I went into their rooms to check but no such luck. Maybe I will see them when I wake up in the morning.

Sammy went to school for the first time today and we asked if she cried. She didn't apparently. And she brought someone else's school bag home. Okay the bags were identical. Still. Giggles.

Yesterday we met a Schnauzer who looked like he hasn't been let out in years. Today we acquainted ourselves with him and his owner. They just moved here and he's four years old. His name is Tuobatou, which means mophead in Chinese.

And they say I have a funny name.

 

Too cute baby shih tzus

June 29th 2014 9:56 am
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Ah ma was sneakily watching shih tzu puppies on Animal Planet just now until she couldn't take it anymore and got everyone to watch with her. Everyone went a little nuts but they agreed that I was a much cuter baby. But of course.

Fomfomfom got me a new collar today coz the bell fell off the old one. And yes, she bought me another cat collar. So what. I'm not ashamed. But I don't understand why dog collars don't come with bells.

 

The supernuts

June 28th 2014 7:53 am
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We met Nom Yen and her mummy today. She leopard-crawled towards me but only because she's so excited and her mummy was holding her back. It's her way of showing respect to me, her mummy says. How reverent. I like that.

Nom Yen doesn't eat her kibble anymore, her mummy tells us, since the time she jumped on the table and ate the son's food. We didn't catch her son's name but we think it sounds like supernut.

We like them so we are going to refer to them as the Supernuts from now on.

 

Tipping point

June 27th 2014 8:09 am
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Today my hair reached its tipping point. I went from hairy to beary overnight. In other words, I am uber cute now. All day long they kept complaining that I'm too cute and it's illegal for anyone to be this cute.

I cannot argue with that.

 
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