Unruly

Cha came back late last night and had to cheek to call me grumpy when she woke me from my sleep. But I'll forgive her coz she said she has a present for me.

A little boy tried to kick me today and Ah bee was so stunned she forgot to kick him back. He's gone around hitting other children before too. We try to stay away from him but he always follows us around. We won't let him now. And the next time he tries to do anything funny to me, we'll drag him by his collar to his grandma and tell her off for letting him run amok.

I can feel Fomfomfom's rage from Taiwan.

Sad

This is ridiculous. Cha isn't even back yet and this morning Fomfomfom left with her luggage. And Ah ma disappeared while I was on my morning walk, returning only after I got back from my evening walk.

So upset I am.

Travellin' again

They counted down to the 48 hours since my vaccination. I was as relieved as they were when it passed. Now they're no longer looking in my ear all the time to see if I'm flushed.

Then ah bee took out her luggage. Cha is not even back and someone is going away again. I can't be bothered with them.

They make me sick.

Lock and lock

They say it's airtight but we found out today that airtight doesn't mean it's necessarily
ant-tight.

Damn if u do, damn if u don't

They brought me to the vet woman for my annual vaccine. I was so frightened I trembled terribly in the car and they thought they should video me. I thought it was so inappropriate.

At the vet's, they asked if doggies might have any reactions to the vaccine. The vet woman said some dogs actually die from vaccines and we were all so frightened. Fomfomfom asked what we should look for and the vet woman said they should see if I'm flushed, or have a fever. Ah bee wondered how they should see if I'm flushed under all that hair. I wanted to giggle but the jab was painful. The vet woman said they should look in my ear.

So we came home and they fed me my breakfast stir fry and then I got liver soup for lunch. Then they kept looking in my ear.

Well.

Parma

Ah bee was eating a parma and rocket pizza just now and I asked her for parma ham. Stupid thing gave me salad rocket instead. I took one bite and spat it out. Yuck.

I did score a little bit of that ham eventually.

Mmm mama mia!

Another trip

Cha took out her big luggage and I haven't seen her since. Tonight I'm sleeping with ah bee. They tell me cha's gone to the land of the pandas.

I can't be bothered with them anymore.

Friendship is the only ship that will not sink

Someone actually said that. I'm not kidding.

We want to die.

April fool

It is April fools today. I was a good girl throughout and ah bee praised me for not pulling any pranks.

Maybe they'd better watch out tomorrow. Giggles.

Assertion

Fomfomfom gave me a piece of jerky after supper and it was delish. So fresh and so crunchy. So I decided they have to give me another one. I snorted at them and made a lot of noise and gave them my paw, all at the same time.

In the end they couldn't resist it and gave me one more. And I was reasonable too; I stopped making noise after that and obediently went to bed.

You want something, you ask for it.