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May 24th 2015 3:36 am
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Today fomfomfom tried to cut my nails so I showed her my rabid face. She got scared and I hope she will remember it.

Then ah bee showed us photos of cats in socks, also known as purritos. I think that's illegal and someone should call the police.

Nom yen is 8.5kg. Her mummy was carrying 3 mangoes and I think maybe that's all Nom yen's going to eat for the next week. They have to starve her. Before she turns into a standard poodle.


Always a first time

May 23rd 2015 5:00 am
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I realized cha has never gone to a mosquito infested area. So this morning I brought her there. There is something very gratifying about swatting mosquitoes and I am happy to report that cha had a great time.

I'm not recommending you do it though. Coz you know, dengue.



May 22nd 2015 3:56 am
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Today, ah ma went to Hard Rock Cafe for the first time. For lunch. Giggles.

I scaled a mountain in the evening. Fomfomfom wanted to take a photo but by the time she got her phone ready, I'd already descended.

Maybe I'll climb it again tomorrow and plant a flag on top.


All dressed up

May 21st 2015 9:25 am
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The other day we saw Sammy in a dress. But she also had a tshirt over the dress and shorts under it. We think maybe she doesn't know how to wear a dress.

So we were quite happy to see her in just a dress today. None of that funny layering going on. Except there came a gust of wind and there she was doing a Marilyn Monroe.

Maybe the shorts should have stayed.


Ants in the water jug

May 21st 2015 9:21 am
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I woke up at 4am and puked all over the room. Later ah bee would say it's coz I ate liver soup and pork and kibble altogether last night. And they decreed I cannot eat too much tonight.

So fomfomfom fed me kibble for supper and counted carefully what I ate. Suddenly ah bee and Cha said stop, and I looked longingly at the kibble and fomfomfom looked longingly at me. Ah bee said, xp can fill up with water.

Oooh, ah bee, a pox on you and I hope you find ants in your water forever. So there.


Huff and puff and blow your house down

May 19th 2015 8:09 am
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That's what it felt like this evening. It started pouring all of a sudden and the winds were so strong. It's a good thing I was home already. And fortified by liver. Hot liver soup is the best thing to have on a cold rainy night.

Ah ma's window was leaking some so doomsday bee proudly brought out her stash of duct tape. Only ah ma thought her yellow tape's too ugly so she didn't use it in the end.

We don't ever want to have to use her supplies.



May 18th 2015 7:33 am
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I ate a lot of grass this morning coz I wasn't feeling wonderful. But I didn't throw up. Then I felt better and all was well.

Then I read that the painkiller I was on, tramadol, is a very hip drug in Egypt. The doc put me on it when my back hurt a few months ago and I was stoned out of my mind. They're still marveling at how unruffled I was on the way over to the vet. I was docile. That was the only time in 11 years, I tell you.

Anyway, tramadol. Yes, I speak with authority. It's a powerful drug.


Cause and effect

May 17th 2015 8:35 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair today. It's really ratty and so I bit her coz she was doing such a bad job. She went around telling everyone it's ugly because I refused to cooperate and even bit her. Of course everyone believed me and not her.

We saw the old man and his Maltese from the other condo today. He thought we had moved away coz he hasn't seen us since Chinese new year. He and the other old man with the King Charles even had a discussion on when they last saw us. Giggles. I'm famous even in the next condo.

Then we saw baby and Fomfomfom decided to call her Baby Longlegs. Heehee. We asked if her grandmother is doing okay coz last we heard she was bedridden. We found out that she had passed away nearly a year ago but there was no funeral so we didn't know. It was a little sad but grandmother was 93 so I guess no one can complain.

Such is life.


Koala p

May 16th 2015 9:16 am
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Ah bee's got a wedding to attend tonight and she'd be in a long dress. She asked if I wanted to go with her. You can hide under my skirt and no one will know.

I pointed out that her skirt doesn't quite reach the ground so people will still see me. Then you just hug my calf like a koala, Xiaoping. But I told her I'll get tired at some point and won't be able to hang on.

No problem, I'll make you a harness and strap you to my calf.

But people will hear my bell when you walk, i said. Then I'll tell them I'm wearing an anklet, she replied.

This person cannot take a hint.



May 15th 2015 8:59 am
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I wasn't in the happiest of moods this morning. It started from last evening when it rained and my walk was unsatisfactory. I didn't manage to poop. Then this morning I was a little constipated so it made me even more upset. When it began to rain after my walk, I lost my temper. I barked randomly and everyone was so concerned. When they finally realized maybe it's the rain, they started laughing. Look at that silly xp, who knows how long she's been stewing away, fom said. Don't worry, she added, the rain will stop before your evening walk.

She's lucky it did. Hmph.

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