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A little bit funny

February 28th 2014 7:47 am
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I was feeling a little under the weather today. I jumped up before 6 this morning and was pacing the house, even the laundry area behind where I'm not allowed to go. So Cha brought me down for my walk early. I spent the whole day sleeping and I didn't want any of them near me. Everyone was worried. By dinner time I was feeling better and everything went on per normal.

Excuse me now but I need to catch up on the belly rubs I missed in the day.

 

What I would find

February 27th 2014 7:01 am
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I read in the papers that a couple found gold coins worth $10 million while walking their dog. I wondered if we might be so lucky, but ah bee and fomfomfom said the chances of us finding dinosaur bones are greater. I guess that's not bad either, so I started thinking of what I should name my find.

Xiaoping's T-Rex, no doubt.

 

Damn it was close

February 26th 2014 7:23 am
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Ah bee was feeding me my liver supplement pill and as usual, she was prepared to let me go after I took a few gulps and looked like I swallowed the pill.

Then she suddenly remembered the pill on the floor yesterday so she pried open my mouth for a look just to be safe. She said she wasn't expecting to see anything but there it was on my tongue. Yes, I was going to spit it out later when no one's looking.

They started laughing and praising me coz I'm so clever and so devious.

I need to think of something else.

 

One for Xp!

February 25th 2014 5:43 am
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Ah ma found one of my liver supplement pills on the toilet floor. It could have been there for a few days. Fomfomfom asked admiringly which day it was that I pretended to swallow then spat it out without anyone noticing.

That's for me to know. Giggles.

 

One can't win

February 24th 2014 6:59 am
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Ah ma was still on a high after her Genting trip last week so she went to the casino first thing this morning.

I think she came back with only $4 in her wallet.

 

It happened that day

February 23rd 2014 6:27 am
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Sammy: "Mia is my friend."
Ah bee: "Am I your friend too?"
Sammy: "No."
Ah bee: "Why?"
Sammy: "You have to be a girl first."
Ah bee: ???!!

 

Debt collection

February 22nd 2014 7:04 am
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I remembered to ask ah ma for money today. She said she would give it to me later in the day coz she was busy with chores. It sounded like an excuse to me.

So I told her I was going to send her a letter of demand. Fomfomfom and Ah bee praised me and said I'm a clever girl and they asked me what I would say in the letter. I told them it's important to be concise and unequivocal so my letter would read, "Dear Ah ma, O$P$. Xiaoping."

I also let them in on my intention to pawpaint Ah ma's room with red paint if I still didn't see the money. Luckily it didn't come to that coz ah ma very quickly came up with a hundred bucks for my shoebox.

Cha hasn't been sighted in two days now so I know for sure she has gone gallivanting again. It's okay; I will just have to tax her when she comes home.

 

My ah ma

February 21st 2014 6:23 am
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Ah ma is back from Genting and she was real happy coz she'd won 3000 ringgit.

Oooh, I forgot to ask for money.

 

Triceratopsbaby

February 20th 2014 9:01 am
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Ah bee went to see the dinosaur exhibition yesterday and she came back and started saying she can see me as a triceratops. Something about letting the hair around my neck grow and trimming it just right so it'd look like frills. I'm used to their nonsense by now.

Then something more up my alley - she said there was an article at the exhibition explaining how baby dinosaurs have big eyes and shortened faces and those are to distinguish them from adult dinosaurs. It's called neoteny. And the popular term for it, according to the article, is cuteness.

Yes my friends, cute has a scientific name. And I am neotenous.

 

Ah ma goes to Genting

February 19th 2014 7:27 am
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It occurs to me I didn't see ah ma all day. Fomfomfom whispered in my ear that ah ma has gone to Genting to gamble her heart out, and will be back only in 3 days. I guess it's ok if ah ma is having fun.

Next door, I keep hearing this barking. It's a mystery since I'm the only doggie on this floor. They peeked and told me it's a jack russell in our next door neighbours' house. Well, he didn't know enough not to bark so I had to keep reminding him. Anyway, just now I heard him go out and he hasn't returned, so I'm hoping he's just a temporary boarder.

He interferes with my sleep.

 
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