April fool

It is April fools today. I was a good girl throughout and ah bee praised me for not pulling any pranks.

Maybe they'd better watch out tomorrow. Giggles.

Assertion

Fomfomfom gave me a piece of jerky after supper and it was delish. So fresh and so crunchy. So I decided they have to give me another one. I snorted at them and made a lot of noise and gave them my paw, all at the same time.

In the end they couldn't resist it and gave me one more. And I was reasonable too; I stopped making noise after that and obediently went to bed.

You want something, you ask for it.

Only 6.4 kg

They weighed me and said I'd put on weight again. And then they cut my supper portion again. I don't like this weighing thing at all.

Tomorrow I shall throw away the weighing machine.

No more Nicky boy

Nicky has moved away. They asked me to go over to visit him but it's kind of weird coz all we do is ignore each other.

I'll miss ignoring him though.

My breakfast menu

Recently I told them I hate my food. It's so boring, always boiled pork. Breakfast is the worst; they add boiled vegetables to my pork. So I either run away when they try to feed me, or I walk away without finishing my food. Really, they should try having boiled tasteless meat twice a day.

Today, they changed the breakfast menu in a hurry. I got a pork and liver stir-fry! For breakfast! How nice. It was even flavored with a bit of salt and pepper. I heard talk of ginger and sesame oil. Do we dare?!

Life is not too bad, once again.

40cm tall!

Someone came to our house today to conduct a survey for the ministry of health. The guy asked Ah ma and cha a bunch of questions and took their height and weight measurements. It was impressive, that height machine. Ah bee tried to coax me over to take my height coz they realised they never knew my height, only my weight. She didn't manage an accurate taking coz I ran away but Ah bee decided that I am about 40cm tall.

40! I'm sure I'm still growing.

All the tortoises in the world belong to me

I was sitting at my usual spot today and watching the world go by when I spotted a tortoise soft toy in the car right in front of me. There it was, right in front of my nose, sitting on the dash. I jumped up and stared at it, just to make sure my eyes got it right, then I started barking to tell fomfomfom and ah bee that I want it. They wondered for a while what it was I wanted, and when they figured it out, they started laughing, praised me and took pictures and a video.

Well. I don't need praise and pictures and a video. I want a tortoise. Sure, I have 3 tortoise soft toys at home, plus another tortoise on a stick, but it is always about the tortoise I don't have.

I'll try again tomorrow. Coz I know it's the condo manager's car; it's bound to be around all the time. Maybe I'll speak to him about his tortoise that's affecting me so.

Everyone needs a shoebox

The Cypriots should have kept their money at home under their bed in a biscuit tin.

We'll never touch walls again

Today we saw a man blow his nose into his fingers then wipe those fingers on the wall. I can't say I've ever seen that before.

Eeewwwwww.

Lalala

Jojo came over and talked our ears off for half an hour. I don't even remember what he was talking about.

We still think he's super cute. And he's got the longest and thickest eyelashes ever.