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Lila

January 10th 2015 2:40 am
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We saw Lila sitting forlornly outside the gym today. For one hour she sat there looking into the gym. Poor girl was waiting for her mummy. Everyone who walked past praised her and called her a good girl and a sweetheart.

I sit downstairs all the time too but no one calls me a sweetheart.

 

I'm so polite

January 9th 2015 2:11 am
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Last night ah bee asked me to bark before she'd feed me, but I thought it's kinda late and ah ma is asleep so I snorted instead. Ah bee told me to try again so I snorted again. Third time. Then they reminded me ah ma is away so I must not be afraid of disturbing her sleep. So I barked once politely and they clapped their hands and fed me.

This morning Cha showed us all a video showing another doggie who was asked to bark politely. They squealed in joy and I thought what's the big deal. Us doggies are all polite and clever.

It's not a rare thing like they imagine.

 

Barf

January 8th 2015 5:40 am
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Ah ma is away but she should see the lunch they are rustling up for themselves these two days. Porridge with raw onions and garlic. And pickles, in case anyone is still hungry.

I get sick just thinking about it.

 

Hmph

January 7th 2015 2:24 am
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What did I say about having everyone at home? This morning ah ma snuck out before daybreak. They told me she's off to Genting to gamble.

So I barely shat yesterday and this morning after I pooped, I barked in triumph while kicking my hind legs. Cha laughed and called me a silly girl. Then she went home and told fom and ah bee all about it. Then they all laughed at me.

I don't like it when they make fun of me.

 

A cha!

January 6th 2015 6:18 pm
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Cha is back! Fomfomfom and ah bee told her I haven't been beaten the whole time she was gone so she must beat me tonight. Cha said of course I will beat the xp tonight.

No need to panic my friends. They just like to talk funny like that. Beating is actually code for lovin'.

I like it when everyone is home to sayang me.

 

No cha

January 5th 2015 1:40 am
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Cha was supposed to come back today but her flight was cancelled due to engine failure. That's so scary. Maybe she should come back by land. It will take months but it sounds safer.

I'll ask fom to moot it to her later.

 

Bad dog

January 4th 2015 6:11 am
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Today I just had my dinner and was wiping my mouth on ah ma's rug when ah ma said they should take a video of me and send it to "Bad Dog". Fomfomfom and ah bee immediately protested and said we should send it to "Too Cute". That's why I like fomfomfom and ah bee.

I'm going to take a video of ah ma and send it to "Bad Dog".

 

The wedding

January 3rd 2015 5:06 am
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Ah bee disappeared again the second day in a row. Yesterday I heard she went out at five in the morning. It seems her friend is getting married, and it's over two days. Yesterday she came back collapsing with fatigue, and today she came back reeking of alcohol. I don't approve at all.

But she entertained us with wild stories of people we know so it's all ok.

 

First time

January 2nd 2015 5:39 am
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Fomfomfom carried me today and I decided to empty my anal sacs on her arm. Giggles. Actually it was just that she sat me exactly right. Ah bee wondered what that brown liquid was, and fomfomfom didn't know either, so they sniffed it and yes, it was all me.

They haven't emptied my anal sacs in more than a month. They asked for it.

 

Hobbies

January 1st 2015 3:17 am
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The banana man told us he found a chrysalis on his laptop and he waited eagerly for its metamorphosis. For three weeks he waited and the day the chrysalis changed colour he stayed up until 5am and watched as the butterfly finally emerged. He got it all in pictures and he showed them to us. He also showed us pictures he took of birds in flight and other animals. What a hobby.

So I asked Fom what her hobby is and she said, "You, my little ngeow ngeow puppups pie."

Giggles. Nauseating.

 
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