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Brown shoes

September 20th 2015 4:20 am
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Fomfomfom says I've lost my brown shoes. I looked around but I dunno where I might have lost them. I guess I can live without them or they can buy me new ones.

And we hear ah ma battled all day and made a little money. That's why she could afford the ice cream, I guess.



September 19th 2015 3:34 am
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They broke out the air purifier today coz the haze is in the unhealthy level. We closed all the windows and doors. Feels like a bubble.

Then we met the bananaman who had just returned from his drawing class and he showed us his line drawings. The one of our late great Mr Lee Kuan Yew was wonderful. Who knew the banana bird man is an artist.

And we hear ah ma is left with $300 in Melbourne. Giggles!



September 18th 2015 4:09 am
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Fomfomfom suddenly decided it is Friday night, and I should have a pig tendon. Actually it's for my teeth, and she decided it's not causing my ear and backside troubles, so I should have one. Anyway, it was wonderful.

And we heard ah ma has great ambitions over in the Melbourne casino.

Well, good luck.


Of bats and cats

September 17th 2015 4:14 am
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Yesterday, there was a dead bat on the ground. It had its arms crossed and Cha took a picture. I dunno what for. Anyway, RIP. Cha said if I had gone to bite it, I would have found myself at the vet's.

And I saw a cat today. Fomfomfom didn't see it until we were almost upon it and then she kept me at an uninteresting distance. It was yellow and had a long tail and it walked like a thief.

All cats are thieves.



September 16th 2015 4:19 am
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This morning I woke up early and caught ah ma and ah bee behaving suspiciously with their luggages. I knew they were going off gallivanting somewhere again.

So I went for a walk and didn't even look back at them. So there.



September 15th 2015 3:45 am
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Today we realised fomfomfom had been using ah ma's used q-tips to clean my ears. Coz ah ma always deposits her used tips in a container right next to the new ones, and fomfomfom didn't notice how yellow and unfresh the bunches of q-tips she's constantly taking are. Ah bee was to clean my ears today and she took one look and summoned fomfomfom. Fom was so angry she kept shouting at ah ma and almost lost her voice.

No wonder xp's ears are not getting better, she yells.


Pankun and James

September 14th 2015 8:50 am
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are the chimp-bulldog duo that they have been watching videos of. Ah ma keeps cackling at her Ipad and she asked them how to watch the videos on her phone. Ah bee declined to teach her coz she thinks people are going to think Ah ma is crazy when she starts laughing hysterically at the bus stop.

We hope the Japanese people were and are still kind to Pankun and James. Pankun is in a zoo now but we don't know where James is. I hope he's got a good home.

Later Fomfomfom took a picture of Ah bee and me and she captioned it "Chimp and dog". She says I remind her of Pankun. I guess it is a little funny.


Ah ma's back!

September 13th 2015 3:44 am
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That day, me and ah bee and ah ma had a grand time playing hide and seek. Today ah bee tried to hide but I couldn't be bothered to play with her. Ah ma was cooking and it's no fun without ah ma announcing.

Ah ma's weekend casino getaway ended according to the casino's plan. Giggles.



September 12th 2015 12:58 am
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Landslide victory for the government! We cannot be more pleased.

We stayed up until 3am last night for the results. I tried to catch up on my sleep today but I'm still so tired.

I'm just happy my little doggie world is unchanged.


Election day

September 11th 2015 6:25 am
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Ah ma and ah bee forgot to bathe me yesterday so I got a fom special this morning. Morning! Unheard of! Coz ah ma's gone gallivanting at the casino for 3 days so I can't get my usual ah ma scrub. Head's itchy.

Today is most exciting, they tell me. Singapore goes to the polls and everyone is so frightened for the government. Well at least our house is. We won't know what to do if the opposition wins strongly. Yuck.

At least the haze ain't bad today and I got to walk for 2 hours.

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