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Luck and no luck

October 10th 2014 7:29 am
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Ah ma returned in triumph! She'd won 700 ringgit after battling it out for 3 days, so we held hands and danced a jig. I didn't ask for my usual cut coz I thought it was real hard-earned money, so ah ma should keep it all.

Ah bee wasn't so lucky. She's got the flu in Phuket.



October 9th 2014 4:44 am
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There were huge mounds of soil around the condo today. They were rich, dark and soulful. I trooped on them and stepped all over them and I even tried to bury my face in them. Until fomfomfom caught a whiff and declared it's not soil at all. It's fertilizer. Of course I knew it's fertilizer; she's so stupid.

Reminds me of the time years ago when I ate ah ma's goat poo fertilizer. Giggles.


Hazy again

October 8th 2014 7:25 am
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There was quite the haze today. Fomfomfom didn't run on the treadmill, she cut short my walk, and they socked me in aircon rooms all night.

And ah ma is missing. They tell me she's gone to Genting with her sibs. Fleeing the haze, no doubt.



October 7th 2014 7:22 am
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Last night ah bee went out with her boyfriend and a small luggage and a real tropical bag. She asked me if I wanted to go with her to this place called Phuket. I declined politely; I'm not much of a traveller.

So glad I am today when ah bee texted us to say she's arrived and that it's raining in Phuket. Giggles.


Hazy day

October 6th 2014 6:44 am
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It was quite hazy today. Fomfomfom who has been training for the Hello Kitty run decided to take a break today. In her words, it's healthier to sit on the couch and eat Kinders all day than to run on the treadmill today.

And yeah, I know. Hello Kitty run. It's not even a cat yo.


A confused man and a useless cactus

October 5th 2014 10:51 pm
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Ah ma went to Auntie Kris' house to pass her cupcakes but she wasn't home. Uncle US was though and when he answered the door, Ah ma saw that he was shirtless but he had socks on.

We cannot decide if he was feeling warm or cold.

And oh, Cha is back from Taiwan and she has been duly informed of her cactus' demise. That useless thing died from exposure to the sun. I cannot think of anything more ironic.


Pimp my ride part 2

October 5th 2014 10:47 pm
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Remember I told you about the two malteses with their pimped up trolley. Well they've gotten themselves another ride. This time it's a cushioned handbag carrier and the two of them are tiny enough to fit into one. It was quite funny, I guess, one little head sticking out from each end. This one looks more luxurious than the marketing trolley so it's definitely a step-up.

I'm guessing the next time they will upgrade to an air-conditioned wagon.


The Mint

October 5th 2014 10:44 pm
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So Fomfomfom has been working the Mint to death. It now runs two sessions a day and I'm sure it would be more if not for the fact that it needs 8 hours to reach a full charge.

Everyone says it's a wonderful device but I'm just going to reserve judgment until I see the electricity bill next month.



October 5th 2014 10:42 pm
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I went sniffing beside a tree and there was a huge iguana thing on the trunk. Right next to Fomfomfom. Ah bee caught sight of it but was discreet coz she knows Fomfomfom is deathly afraid of lizards. Then the thing moved and Fomfomfom saw it and she screamed and started running on the spot. She only managed to set herself in motion after Ah bee grabbed her and ran. Then Ah bee laughed until she was sure her abs would appear tomorrow and Fomfomfom wondered at her own useless basic instinct.

Maybe Fomfomfom just didn't want to jerk me off the ground too suddenly. Yes, she told me to write this.



October 5th 2014 10:40 pm
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Today Summer was in front of me so I didn't see Coffee behind me. Coz after one sees the big big Summer, one cannot see the small small Coffee. Coffee's maid indignantly said Coffee's more than a year old, compared to the 8-month old Summer.

Oh pish tush. Tiny will always tiny be.

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