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Not going well

November 13th 2016 5:06 am
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I'm having a fight with fomfomfom and ah bee. They are being stingy with my roo. Ah ma's on my side. But they scolded ah ma. That day, they stole 2 roo samples at the vet's when it invited them to take only one. And they promised I could eat plenty of roo coz I'm so healthy. I'm suggesting they replace my kibble with roo.

It's heartbreaking. And ah ma put back her drawer and I can't play in it anymore.

 

Pokemom master

November 12th 2016 10:21 pm
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Ah bee tells me she's a Pokemon master. I cannot care less.

The only master I'm interested in becoming is a roo master.

 

Pass!

November 11th 2016 3:28 am
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Ah bee and fomfomfom brought me to the vet this morning. Coz I suddenly sprouted a lump in front of my right ear yesterday which fomfomfom swore wasn't there 6 hours before and they freaked out. Anyway, I passed my blood test with flying colours and the lump is probably a cyst or insect bite, the cat woman said.

The important thing to note is, she wrapped my hind leg up in an orange bandage. That's coz an orange man was voted into the White house. Orange isn't quite my color. I find blue goes best with my complexion.

And they said I can carry on my tidbit habit. Whee.

 

Happy birthday Ah ma!

November 10th 2016 6:48 am
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It's Ah ma's birthday today! Fomfomfom and Ah bee took her out to lunch. No one even thought of bringing me along. That's okay I guess, since they didn't think of bringing Cha along either.

I forgot to wish Ah ma many many happy returns coz I was too busy being cute and making her smile but I shall remember to tell her that tomorrow. In Chinese.

I love Ah ma.

 

Poor Hillary

November 9th 2016 2:48 am
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It was a very strange day. An offensive orange man got chosen to be the American president. Ah ma didn't lose money at mahjong. She didn't win any either. And the water was finally fixed after more than a month.

I ate anchovies at the herb patch.

 

Election Day

November 8th 2016 7:13 am
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It's election day today. Not for us; the Americans. After Brexit no one dares to assume anything anymore. Still we cannot imagine a world where Trump is president.

We shall be watching with bated breath. And potato chips.

 

My collar

November 7th 2016 2:49 am
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This morning I came home after my morning walk without my blue collar. It'd dropped off somewhere. Because my tag with our address and a big "Reward" was attached to it, cha went down after feeding me to look for it. We feared someone would show up at the door with it and ask for a reward. Fomfomfom scolded me and said it's like going down wearing pants and coming home without realising I'd lost my pants. I'm not sure but I think it's not the same.

Anyway cha found it near the herb patch and we put the red collar on me. Ah bee went out in the afternoon but she couldn't find a blue collar that looks the same. We'll have to continue looking.

 

Uh oh

November 6th 2016 7:44 am
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Someone took over that tiny shop space downstairs and turned it into a foot reflex and massage place. There's a poster explaining which of the reflex points on the foot correspond to the different parts of the body. We decided to take a closer look at the poster today and ah bee was reading and telling fomfomfom about it when she exclaimed, "Boobs!"

Yes, there is a reflex point on your foot that corresponds to breasts and the poster helpfully illustrated it with a picture of a pair.

That poster is so illegal. I wonder if we are the only people who have noticed it.

 

Delicious

November 5th 2016 4:02 am
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Fomfomfom made fresh garlic oil and it's all in my ears coz my ears flared up under all that Apple cider vinegar and alcohol. Now I smell delicious and they say I'm a little macaroni.

The vinegar and alcohol smells like Sarsi, ah bee says. It's all about food. Food is healing.

 

Monkey business

November 4th 2016 8:59 am
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We met a monkey today. We ran away as soon as we saw it. To a very safe distance. It tore up a garbage bag full of garbage and not finding any food, it decided to go where there are more people. Those people at the swimming pool were so delighted when they saw first saw the monkey. And then the monkey decided to look inside their bags and started throwing their things on the ground. And when they tried to shoo the monkey away it snarled at them. Three times we saw the monkey walk towards them aggressively baring its teeth. Not so happy anymore I guess.

At least they will have a good story to tell.

 
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