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May 10th 2016 9:42 am
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Ah yi mamas came over to visit ah ma today. Uncle teddy bear came too. It's nice to have people over sometimes; I was busy welcoming everyone and it was very happy. But tiring. Plus it was a very hot day.

Which brings me to ah bee's skin which is grosses. She makes all of us very itchy with all that scratching.



May 9th 2016 3:40 am
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This morning the lift came up and the mad woman was in it. She saw me and cha and she closed the lift door. I think that's kinda rude, but maybe it's just kinda mad.

I'm so sick of frog I refused to eat my breakfast and dinner. We'll see who gives in first.


Mother's Day

May 8th 2016 8:27 am
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It's mother's day so first thing this morning I gave fomfomfom a fart. She loved it and she praised me for being a good girl.

Ah ma got 3 popiahs from them. It's sounds so pathetic but ah ma's face lit up when she heard about the popiahs. I'm thinking she likes her present.

And then at night ah ma received a voice memo from Crispy. In it he asked if she's ok and then he sang her the birthday song. Ah ma was so happy even though it's not her birthday.

Happy day.



May 7th 2016 6:29 am
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Today ah bee and cha attended another wedding of one of their million cousins. Ah ma is still weak so she couldn't go. It's the second delicious wedding ah ma's missed in a month. I did say they have a million cousins. Ah ma spent the time listening to me snore in her room.

Poor ah ma.



May 7th 2016 2:00 am
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The last time we asked the vet woman about my nose she said maybe we can think about tattooing it. Fomfomfom and ah bee thought she was kidding. But she wasn't. Turns out it's a proper way to prevent skin cancer on skin that has lost colour. They started talking about what a good colour would be for my nose.



Pumpkin my foot

May 5th 2016 5:59 am
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I'm so sick of pumpkin I'm putting all four feet down.

I run away on all four feet.



May 4th 2016 9:01 am
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I got another ah bee special today because ah ma doesn't want to bathe me. They are so lousy I got water in my eyes so many times. And they said if I'm still smelly after the bath, they will just cut my hair.




May 3rd 2016 5:27 am
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I got huskies in the stars. Yesterday I saw 3, today I saw 2. It's raining huskies. I barked at them.

The vet man said my ears are good. And he peered at my nose and ah bee and fomfomfom got anxious. He said nothing to worry about as long as it's got that cobblestone texture. Otherwise it's an autoimmune thing. Eep.

Ah bee and fomfomfom are looking at sample Mensa questions. Ah bee says she solved six out of ten questions. I think she's lying. And fomfomfom just looks thoughtful all the time. I know her score right now is still zero.

I don't think they're Mensa material.


Waste of all that food

May 2nd 2016 9:02 am
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So yesterday (or was it the day before) Uncle Manchuria came by with one of his students and she asked how old I am. Fomfomfom and Ah bee proudly said I'm 13 this year and she exclaimed appropriately. Then she said she thought I was 1.

Children simply have no concept.



May 1st 2016 6:34 am
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Yesterday evening fomfomfom was negligent and I had almost no pumpkin to eat. Then I lost weight this morning. Today ah bee fed me a big big dinner, and I'm going to have a big supper.

We'll see if I put the weight back on.

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