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Black and white

May 8th 2015 9:41 am
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Ah bee's given my two bottles names but she says we cannot write them here.

So I shan't.

 

1 down 2 to go

May 7th 2015 7:57 am
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I'm talking about backs. Fomfomfom's walking like an old woman after carrying me about for 2 months after my own bad back episode, and she did not bring me down this morning. She's got a bad back and something in her hips is not working too well. Luckily I still have Cha and ah bee's backs. I'd better go through them slowly. It's always good to have spares.

Ah bee tells me there's this cat in America who got depressed after her 3 kittens died. She herself is only 8 months old. Luckily her owner got her 3 abandoned kittens from the shelter so now everyone is happy.

How funny cats are.

 

Kiki

May 6th 2015 6:18 am
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This morning we saw Kiki at the playground. She wasn't leashed and we were wondering why not. Then we saw the maid put her on the slide and there she was sliding down. Oh goodness. We think she plays at the playground every morning. Such a baby. No wonder she flies past us at the badminton court whenever we see her. Can't wait to get to the slides, no doubt.

I'm officially not the strangest doggie around anymore. Not with the likes of dolly and Kiki around.

 

Curry chicken

May 5th 2015 7:30 am
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It was the delicious curry chicken for dinner and ah ma instructed ah bee to keep it in the fridge after she's done ravishing it for her supper. Ah bee was so scared she'd forget I think she checked 5 times.

She fears ah ma will disown her if the curry should spoil.

 

Pinglet

May 4th 2015 8:14 am
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So the new royal baby is named Princess Charlotte. Ah bee, the royalist, gave Fomfomfom a quick lesson on the names of the royals. Like did you know Prince Harry is not actually Harry? He's Prince Henry. And that Prince William only refers to his wife as Catherine in public? Or that Kate's sister, Pippa, is actually Philippa?

Philippa, Fom exclaimed! Xp do you want an english name, she asked me. We can call her Pinglippa! Or Pingtoria! Oh, Pinglotte!

Then they started laughing hysterically and when they finally had enough, Ah bee said, "Pinglotte sounds like Pinglet which sounds like Piglet! So cute!"

Retards.

 

Virus and bacteria

May 3rd 2015 7:03 am
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Ah bee's phone does funny things by itself. I thought mebbe it was getting supernatural, but ah bee's boyfriend thought it was a very dire situation indeed. So they wiped it clean and mebbe it won't switch itself on and take naked pics of ah bee changing.

Fomfomfom had a piece of leftover fish for dinner and it mustn't have been warmed up properly coz she got a stummyache during my evening walk and I got shortchanged by 10 minutes.

I must tell ah ma to warm things up very properly next time so no one gets shortchanged.

 

Boring

May 2nd 2015 6:15 pm
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I've been telling them I'm very boring. No you aren't, they tell me, you are endlessly amusing! No no no I say, I mean I feel very boring. Then they laughed at my English and said to each other, see xp is always so amusing. And then they go back to doing what they were doing.

Sometimes I don't want to talk to them at all.

 

May Day

May 1st 2015 7:05 am
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Fomfomfom told ah ma in the morning I'm supposed to bathe today. Ah ma jumped backwards and exclaimed, why?! We explained patiently it's been a week since my last bath and ah ma told me to bathe myself. Ah bee whispered to me that ah ma has been having such a great time that time simply passes too fast for her to keep track. Okie.

After my bath, we watched tv and capuchins were breaking coconuts over stones. Ah ma said I should learn from them and I decided I'm not going to listen to anything else ah ma says today.

It's May Day.

 

Rotten banana

April 30th 2015 6:42 am
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There is this tidbit from their childhood, a grilled dried fish on a satay stick. For 20 years ah bee thought it's rotten bananas coz that's what fomfomfom told her.

So anyway they have been looking for this snack recently and we asked the shop downstairs to bring it in. And after a couple of months, they finally got their grubby paws on it. They bought 10 sticks and, eagar to share a taste of their childhood with the children, gave 1 each to nicky, benny and Sammy. The boys took one bite and gave them back. Only Sammy finished her stick.

We've always known that one's an eater.

Oh, and it's not just any fish. It says jellyfish on the packaging.

 

Kiki and the black bird

April 29th 2015 4:07 am
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It was mid morning and I was lounging and fomfomfom and ah bee were reading and suddenly this black bird started cawing on the balcony. It was such an ugly sound ah bee and fomfomfom looked up and expressed their sympathies and said that's no birdsong. Yuch.

Reminds me of this morning, my morning walk. Me and ah bee, we met ah ma on her way out, and I was talking to my ah ma when Kiki butted in. She's crazy, that one.

And then I met Kiki in the evening again. They're letting her out too often.

 
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