May Day

Today is May Day. Mmmm...I dunno much about it, I only heard fomfomfom and cha say that it's communist in origin. If I were living in a communist country, they won't shave me, bathe me or empty my anal sacs.

They'd make me plough the field. And I'd shout, Mayday! Mayday!

Giggles.

Triple whammy

They shaved me, emptied my anal sacs and gave me a bath today.

Almost a hat trick

We just realized that if our surname had started with a W, cha's initials would be WTF, fomfomfom' WTH and ah bee would be WTS.

That would have been fun.

Let me sleep

Ah bee came back with a flourish. I was sleeping and having a dream when she woke me up. Then she tried searching for me under all my hair and declared she found me. Duh. Then she kissed me on the nose like a dozen times.

I just want to sleep.

Mini zoo at a harbour

I like it when fomfomfom is bitching with cha. I can just look at her and she'd mindlessly give me a tidbit. Today's topic was about their friends' mothers-in-law. I wasn't much interested in that particular topic, but the tidbit was nice.

And ah bee sent back a photo of a shih tzu called Bella snoozing on top of a haystack when she was supposed to be schmoozing with people who had gone to visit that mini zoo at a harbour. Yeah, whatever.

Shih tzus are not supposed to be exhibited coz we're queens.

No bath!

I guess there's one good thing about ah bee being away on holiday. I don't get a bath until she comes back. It's been 11 whole days since my last bath! And I get at least 3 more days before ah bee comes home.

I wonder if it's a record.

The new knife

Fomfomfom happily went out and bought a knife for cutting my pork, coz she said the knife at home is too blunt. Promptly, she sliced her thumb open coz the new knife was so great. Now we know why the mozzies grew slow and stupid after feasting on fomfomfom's blood. That's some retarded blood.

Anyway, I'm not complaining. Fomfomfom couldn't brush my teeth tonight coz her thumb was all plastered up. Giggles.

Slow mozzies

Yesterday, fomfomfom was giving me a belly rub when she spied something black on the floor. She hit it with her palm and it exploded in blood. A mozzie. We were so surprised.

Today, fomfomfom was sweeping the floor when her broom started leaving a bloody trail. She bent down to take a closer look and found a mozzie on the floor. Oh my. This must be the first time in history a mozzie was killed by a broom. Fomfomfom had to go take a wet tissue to wipe the blood off the floor.

I wonder whose blood the mozzies had been feeding on to make them so sluggish and stupid. I'm guessing it's fomfomfom's.

Ah ma is back!

Ah ma was so hardworking today. She washed the balcony, wiped the furniture, cooked lunch and dinner, did the laundry, and more! I think it must have been her guilt at leaving us more or less like orphans over the past month.

I wonder if she'll go to the casino this week.

Bye!

The relatives from china went back today. Whee. I hope ah ma will now stay at home more and give me belly rubs.

I've barely seen her all month.