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Happy New Year

February 13th 2010 9:07 am
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My 7th Chinese New Year! We had our reunion dinner and I had pork, liver and fish. Yums. And kangeroo jerky for dessert. Yums yums!

I heard them talking about an orange skin skull cap just now. *groans* It's this crazy thing they do to me every Chinese New Year (if they remember). I believe there was one year or two when I got away without having to wear that thing.

So anyway, when they remember, Ah bee would peel a mandarin orange and trim the skin into a skull cap for me. Then they would take pictures of me wearing the orange skin skull cap. Every year they promise they would make pomelo skin skull caps for themselves so I won't be the only one looking silly but that hasn't happened yet.

I should call SPCA.

Gong Xi Gong Xi everybody!

 

My care bear stare

February 12th 2010 9:08 am
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Let me write down what I was intending to, before my spot of amnesia hit me yesterday. Cha went to the pet supplies store and bought me many many goodies. It's auspicious to have your cupboard brimming with good things before the chinese new year. It portends the coming year.

But I wasn't happy to hear about the scheming baby beagle. She's only 2 months old, just a baby. She sat behind the glass and blinked at cha, twice. Cha almost brought her home. Luckily, the baby thing wasn't very skilled. Cha didn't make a move after the 2 blinks, and the beagle decided it was a poor investment and turned her back on cha.

I can teach her a thing or two. Open those baby blues and stare. All day if necessary. Are you listening, baby beagle? I hope you land a good home, anyhow.

 

I forgot!

February 11th 2010 5:25 pm
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Oh oh oh! I forgot to write my diary last night! As I wondered how I could have forgotten something that I've been doing daily faithfully for years, ah bee comforted me. It happens, said she. Don't be too hard on yourself.

This is serious. It could be age creeping up on me. I must reflect.

 

Happy birthday to me

February 10th 2010 8:25 am
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I am 6 years and 2 months today. I didn't get any cake, i've been having too much cake recently. There were peaches in the house, and fomfomfom kept asking, does the poochy-poo want some peachy-poo?

Poochy-poo wants roast pork.

 

The lovely amanda

February 9th 2010 7:54 am
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Today cha saw amanda and said, bye eliza. Oops. We came home and dispatched fomfomfom to apologise to her. Fomfomfom explained she looks like eliza, that's why cha the idiot made the mistake. Lovely girl that she is, amanda nodded and said it's like how fomfomfom and ah bee look alike.

7 years old and so understanding. We're having a hard time restraining fomfomfom from kidnapping her.

 

Donut and his cake

February 8th 2010 6:49 am
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I had some of Donut's birthday cake today. He's just a baby, only a year old, but I deigned to sample it all the same. It wasn't bad, it was a carrot cake. I was just surprised, I thought he might get a doughnut for his birthday. Hole in the head, hole in the cake. Whatever.

I want bak kwa for my birthday cake. Technically, bak kwa isn't a cake, but details, details, ho hum.

 

Seeing double

February 7th 2010 8:20 am
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Ah bee said she deserves two stars for emptying my anal sacs in record time. Whatever. What's important are the two pieces of bak kwa I got after that. One for each sac.

Bak kwa is too wonderful.

 

Lizard hunter

February 6th 2010 8:56 am
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I went hunting for lizards with Ah bee today and I very nearly caught one. And it was a huge one too. Ah bee was so proud she told Fomfomfom, Pingping almost caught a lizard today! Fomfomfom replied, she ALWAYS almost catches them.

Ahem, excuse me. I caught one lizard before okaaaaaaaaaay. Hmph.

But anyway, later they were talking and I overheard someone talking about how there are still headhunters in South America and these people chop off heads of people from other tribes and dump them into chemicals to shrivel them up. AND (you will want to hear this) after they are done with whatever rituals they perform with the decapitated heads, they sell them to tourists who probably think they are cheap manufactured souvenirs.

One day I will present Fomfomfom with a shriveled lizard.

 

Bad weather

February 5th 2010 7:54 am
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It was so humid this afternoon, we were throwing ourselves against the wall. Then it rained and all was well again.

 

Li Chun

February 4th 2010 7:14 am
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Today is li chun. I don't know what it means, but "chun" means spring so it must have something to do with the arrival of spring. One is supposed to wear something red for this day. Ah bee was looking for red underwear last night but I think she had no success. Consequently, it is 11pm and she's still at work. On the other hand, I am wearing my red collar, that's why I had lotsa roast pork for lunch today. Ah ma even gave me all the crackly roast skin.

One must heed tradition.

 
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