Turn Left Turn Right

(Page 250 of 302: Viewing Diary Entry 2491 to 2500)  
[First 10 Diary Entries] Page Links:  245  246  247  248  249  250  251  252  253  254  255  [Last 10 Diary Entries]  


January 31st 2008 8:09 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

We didn’t see the komomo dragon today. It wasn’t crossing the road like it was yesterday when we saw it. Fomfomfom was extremely relieved that the komomo was nowhere in sight. She almost fainted yesterday. *giggles* But we did see a sausage dog today. I was hungry so all I saw was a giant sausage getting away from me. So I kept following her. But Ah bee wouldn’t let me go too close. I hungry.

I had to take a bath after that. I don’t like taking baths. But nehmind; I get plenty of lovin’ coz I smell so nice.


Wah sai!

January 30th 2008 9:03 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
She lay awake and watched until the morning light
Washed away the darkness of the long night

Oh and last night she got to thinking maybe she, she, she
Should just get up and get that pesky mosquito
She heard the mozzie buzzing, she went, “Oh dammit.”
And last night she didn't get to sleep at all

She know it's not her fault, she did her best
God knows my xiao mama could use a rest
But more and more she finds the mozzie buggin’ her
Is somehow too hard to hunt down

Oh last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
Looking for the mozzie was just a waste of time
She couldn't close her eyes 'cause it bit her eyelids
And last night, she didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep
No she didn't get to sleep at all

But more and more she finds the mozzie buggin’ her
Is somehow too hard to hunt down

Oh-oh last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
Looking for the mozzie was just a waste of time
She couldn't close her eyes 'cause it bit her eyelids
And last night, she didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep
No she didn't get to sleep at all

No, no, no
No, no, no, oh
Last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
Last night she didn't get to sleep at all, oh, oh-oh
Last night she didn't get to sleep at all, no, no.


I don't want bao bao

January 29th 2008 8:28 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Ah ma lost money today so I didn’t manage to get my $10. Ah ma is a very strange woman. She loses money at mahjong, loses money on stocks, loses money at roulette, and puts money in my shoebox without batting an eyelid but refuses to pay for essentials. *throws paws up in exasperation*

I wanted to jump on Cha’s bed just now but she was saying nono to me. Then Fomfomfom said, “Bao bao!” and before Cha knew it, I was on her bed. Nothing makes me jump faster than bao bao. That’s coz I refuse to let them carry me. I usually end up on the bathroom counter when they carry me. No way. So tonight, like last night, and the night before, and the night before and the night.. oh you get the drift, I will sleep on Cha’s bed.

Coz I am Queen Ping.


D for Deu Dor

January 28th 2008 8:17 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Just now Ah ma asked me to give her a massage. I told her I don’t know how. And then I asked her for a belly rub. Of course she complied. While rubbing my stummy, she told Fomfomfom that I don’t know how to do anything. I told her that I am the Chief of Security of this house. I stand outside and bark at passers-by who come too close. So she told me to go do my job. I told her I only do that in the mornings and evenings. At night, I need to sleep in an aircon room. With my very own sleeping attendant. I cannot be out there exposed to the elements. Ah ma must have been delirious when she made the suggestion.


D for dog

January 27th 2008 9:56 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Everyone is very puzzled why I refuse to sleep in my bed anymore. I’d only sleep on sofas, and on their beds. Duh. Obviously those things are softer right? They are also very concerned why I have been acting a little strange lately. This I admit. I have been feeling a little emo these days. It’s the in thing to feel. Emo. I might keep my fringe long so that it covers half my face. Emo.

Anyway, just now at dinnertime, Fomfomfom went into the kitchen and she opened this pot on the stove. Immediately I knew what was in that pot- pig stummy soup. Yum. I love pig stummy. It’s soft and it’s tender. So I followed Fomfomfom around and carebear stared her until all the pig stummy in her bowl ended up in my stummy. Yummy. I did the same to Cha. They reckon I must have eaten half the pig stummy in that pot. Delicious!


Hello gorgeous...

January 26th 2008 9:09 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

It was raining when we got there and so Cha, Ah bee and I, we sat in the car to wait it out. And it was scorching the rest of the walk. When we finished, it looked like it was going to start raining again. !@#$% weather. I refuse to talk about this anymore. We just can’t win.

But something funny happened. We walked past this family (I think they’re from Taiwan coz of their accent) and they were looking at this sign that says “Please Do Not Feed The Pigeons.” The little boy was trying to read the sign and he said, “Please do not feed the…” And so he turned to his mother who looked at the sign and said, “Please do not feed the…. pen-queens.” Then two seconds later, she corrected herself. I didn’t laugh because they’re already better than me; I can’t even read.

Remember who I said Ah be is a wannabe? I take it back. She’s a want-to-be. Fomfomfom says I’m Queen Ping so we should only speak Queen’s English around here.

Just now Fomfomfom was trying to feed me my dinner when I took one kibble and jumped up the sofa to sit between Ah gong and Ah ma. There wasn’t enough space for the three of us so Ah ma had to vacate the seat for me. And Fomfomfom fed me whilst I was seated on the sofa. For the rest of the night, I was on that sofa. Atop a cushion. A yellow one, no less. It was the only colour befitting of my royal status. Ah ma says she will spank me coz I am so lazy. And coz I was sitting on her cushion. I know she won’t. Coz Ah ma loves me. A lot a lot.

It’s going to be CNY soon so we are going to help Ah ma prepare the ang pows. I told Cha that I will do my own. I don’t want the normal ang pow envelope; I want my own. I told Ah bee to go buy me one of those business envelopes. *giggles*


Really? Really Ah Jek?

January 25th 2008 9:06 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Today we went to the gardens at noon. This is the earliest ever. It looked like it might rain so we decided to go early. Also, Fomfomfom was very concerned that I haven’t peed in more than 12 hours. So we had to go. The weather was quite alright. We covered only half of our usual distance coz I refused to move. I was busy looking around. I can’t believe there are people who go to the gardens at noon. Mad mad people.

And for the 12 hours after we got back from the gardens, I didn’t pee. Fomfomfom was so mad she refused to talk to me. And she didn’t want to bring me down to look at the moon. I was devastated. Everyone just kept shhhhhhing at me but I didn’t feel like going. No one gave me any lovin’. Then Ah bee brought me down and then Fomfomfom came too. She kissed me so we made up. Then we looked at the moon together. It’s not full. The rabbit took a bite outta the moon. Naughty naughty rabbit. Spank!

I thought I heard a little cheer when I finally gave them what they wanted at midnight.


Shock, tears and apologies

January 24th 2008 8:37 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

I got a haircut today. Just as well. I know what I said about keeping my hair long but my moustache was getting a little stiff and I was looking a little unkempt. It would be different if they tied my hair up nicely with ribbons but they didn’t. So I had to go for a trim instead. Okay fine, it’s not a trim; it’s a puppy cut. Coz I puppy.

But I got to keep a little bit of my moustache. It makes me cuter, if you must know. Ke ai xing. That little box will come in very handy when Chinese New Year comes round in a couple of weeks. Will be useful when I ask for ang pows.

They bought me a new harness today. It’s the same as the old one except that this one is yellow and black, instead of blue. The next one, I want a red one. Coz I girl girl.

After my hair cut we went straight to the gardens and I felt much happier. So I was very co-operative when I had to take a bath after that. It was nice sitting in the basin of warm water. I don’t know why but I always feel itchy after a haircut. I guess it’s the shaver they use. Perhaps it’s not well sterilized. So I actually enjoyed my bath today. That almost never happens.


I think Britney's next

January 23rd 2008 8:53 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

We went to the gardens early today coz it was overcast. Barely 2 minutes into the walk, it started raining. So we went back to the car. We contemplated going home but we thought that perhaps, perhaps the rain might just stop. The weather, it’s like the stock market- unpredictable. Lucky for us, the rain stopped and so we went on with our walk. Half the time, the weather was wonderful. It was real breezy and everything just looked so green. And then it started raining again. Pouring, actually. So we got drenched. And I had to take a bath when I got back. Bummer.

Did you know that Heath Ledger expired today? Positively shocking. I am rather sad coz Brokeback is probably not going to have a sequel. One's dead in the show, one's dead outside the show. Is no more.


Cake no more

January 22nd 2008 8:32 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

We saw a white maomao in the gardens today. I wasn’t the one who spotted her first; Ah bee did. Then they tried to point the maomao out to me but they didn’t succeed. So we moved to a nearer spot and still I couldn’t see what they were trying to get me to see. The maomao, apparently, grew tired of watching me trying to see her, got up and walked away. That was when I started barking at her. I was so fierce I am sure I struck fear in her heart. That’s why she jumped up the tree where I couldn’t get her. They kept laughing at me. Cha said that I left my brain at home on my bed; that’s why I couldn’t see the maomao. I told her that the maomao was extremely well camouflaged against the trees and grass. She was!

I think Merrilyn is really cute. She has taken over the garden and is in the midst of growing bitter gourd. Soon, we’ll have bitter gourd from our garden for dinner. How wonderful is that?

  Sort By Oldest First

Xiao Ping


(What does RSS do?)