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No lollipop

June 26th 2007 8:37 am
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I should have suspected something was wrong when Ah bee woke up at 8+ and dangled my leash in front of me. They brought me to the vet woman again. She checked my ears and I thought that was it. Then she gave me an injection. Okay I thought that had to be it. But nooooooo, we sat outside the clinic for an hour after that. I was trembling initially, but I calmed down eventually. Until Ah bee handed me over to the vet woman. I knew something was fishy so I barked at the vet woman. She was plenty shocked when I did that. That will show her; I had to warn her not to manhandle me. They stuck something up my arm and a tube down my throat. And then I was knocked out.

When I woke, Fomfomfom was there to carry me and give me all the lovin I deserve. I was feeling very weak indeed- my tongue was hanging loose and I could not walk. And for an hour, I couldn’t walk; I tried to but I kept stumbling and falling down. Then Robert came out and happily told Fomfomfom that he squeezed my backside while I was out. Fomfomfom was so horrified coz I just had my backside squeezed the week before. And they cleaned my ears while they were at it too. These dirty people. They ought to be ashamed of themselves, taking advantage of a gal when she is down. I dare them to do all that while I am awake. Grrr.

I was really thirsty and hungry but I wasn’t allowed water till 2pm and food until 7pm. So I just slept coz I felt so weak. I slept for 8 hours or so. Going to the vet is an exhausting affair- Ah bee was out 5 hours after that and Fomfomfom 3 hours. I had my dinner at 6 instead of 7. My first bite in 24 hours. And then I drank a lot of water. I even willingly had kibble for supper coz I remember how I was starving last night and they refused to throw even a kibble my way.

My tail was down the whole day and I couldn’t bring myself to smile. Not even when my pearlies are white and sparkly.

 

Hungry. Famished. Ravenous.

June 25th 2007 10:46 am
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Xiaoping without her Ah ma is a poor gal indeed. AH MAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THEY REFUSED TO LET ME EAT MY SUPPER! THROW THEM AWAY!

I am starving. They kept telling me to go to bed. Coz I wouldn’t be hungry when I am asleep. They think they are so smart- how am I supposed to fall asleep in the first place?

I feel faint already.

 

I hate Sundays

June 24th 2007 10:43 am
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Coz I don’t get to go out to the porch to look at the moon on Sunday nights. That’s coz Fomfomfom and Ah bee are addicted to a Korean drama with ugly people in it. I know, what good is a Korean show without goodlookers right? Told you they are strange.

Cha is feeling better today, well enough to bring me to the gardens. She looked like she was going to faint because it was really hot. Even I couldn’t stand the heat; we were there for only 27 minutes and a third of that, Ah bee was carrying me.

I spied Ah ma packing her bag just now. Sigh. We all know what that means.

 

Somebody in the house has the stummy flu

June 23rd 2007 4:49 am
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but it sure ain't me. Cha is not feeling too good today. Ah bee says it might be food poisoning but Cha says it’s just stomach flu. Whatever it is, it sure is powerful. Cha is pretty much gone today- she threw up her breakfast and she didn’t have anything to eat after that. And she couldn’t even lay out the newspapers for me to pee on without having to take a breather in between. I suspect she will be outta action for a few days at least.

I didn’t meet a single friend at the gardens today but Ah bee saw her classmate from French class. We turned around immediately. And they say that i have no social skills. Pui.

I also put 6 holes in Ah bee's hands just now. Serves her right.

 

Oops

June 22nd 2007 4:29 am
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Yes I know I let my loyal readers (yes all two of you) down last night. I plead insanity.

Actually, what happened was that the fuse short-circuited or something, so we were without power for a good two hours. I was too busy attending to the electrician and when he finally left, I was so bushed I fell asleep. And erm, I sorta forgot about writing my diary after that. So ya, there you have it.

We met the Lhasa Apso today. His name is Tika and it means a mark on the head. My name is Xiaoping and it means a little apple. It also means that I am the apple of everybody’s eye.

 

One plastic bag

June 20th 2007 9:39 am
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Yesterday Ah ma left a plastic bag on the floor and I put myself in there. Then Ah ma picked me up and swung me around. Then she let me out and I quickly got away from the mad woman. When I came back, I spied a plastic bag on the floor again. Ah ma had laid it there this time but I didn’t know. I found myself wandering into that bag again. The moment I got in there, Ah gong and Cha swooped down on the plastic bag and they each grabbed one end of the bag. Then they swung me back and forth. It was actually kinda fun, almost like being on a swing. But somehow I think they all had more fun than I did- they woke Ah bee up with their cackling. Mad mad people.

I puked today and I got many tidbits from Cha. That’s all.

 

I will never surf, the warm Hawaiian Shore, or travel far- beyond the botanical gardens

June 19th 2007 10:50 am
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Unless I have to see the vet that is. We went to see the vet woman today. She said that my ears are starting to inflame so they will have to put ear drops in my ears twice a day for a week. Then the vet woman, she emptied my anal glands. She calls them The Lethal Glands. Today I made sure that it was more lethal than usual. Giggle. I poopy-pooped while she was squeezing my backside. It landed in her palm. WHEE!

I heard something about a scaling procedure next Tuesday. I have no idea what that means. We will all find out on Tuesday.

We went to the gardens just now and I met the puppy we saw yesterday again. She’s only 4 months old. She obviously doesn’t know what jing chi is. She chased me and I ran. Ah bee refused to let go of my leash so it was a tangled mess. Anyway, that little ninnypoop, she couldn’t get me to stop running away from her so she bit me. On my backside. It didn’t hurt coz she’s just a ninnypoop. But oh, the indignity of it all. I thought about biting back but I remember what Auntie Butterfly said- older sisters must be jing chi.

She’d better not let me see her again.

 

Here kitty kitty

June 18th 2007 10:27 am
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Fomfomfom bought me a new packet of tidbits. It was excellent- fresh and chewy. The cat on the ledge thought so too. Fomfomfom threw her a piece this afternoon, to get her to move so that I can spot her. Ah bee asked Fomfomfom if feeding the cat doggie tidbits would give her a stummyache. Fomfomfom said that doggie tidbits are okay for cats but kitty tidbits are no good for dogs. That’s coz cats can take more protein but dogs can’t. That’s why we cannot have high-protein kitty tidbits.

There. You learn something new everyday.

 

Happy Father's Day

June 17th 2007 9:41 am
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I spent the whole day napping coz I was so tired out from electric grill. But I wasn’t tired enough to miss my walk at the gardens. After that I had to take a bath. I didn’t like that but at least I smell nice now. They like to fuss over me more when I smell nice. I like them fussing over me. So I guess I like smelling nice. I’m not sure if this means I like baths though.

Today is Father’s Day. I didn’t see my father. In fact, I have only seen my father once I think. When I was about 2 weeks old. I don’t even know his name. I hope he had a good day.

 

Electric grill

June 16th 2007 9:45 pm
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Last night was electric grill night. Electric grille is a wonderful tradition; it has been around longer than I have. Twice a year, 5 gals would come over and they would sit around a ridiculously small grilleand burn food. There would be an exchange of gossip, plenty of undercooked or burnt food and lots of laughter. I love electric grill nights; I would always sit with them. My hair gets oily from all that grilling but it’s okay. Jaclyn and Eve yiyis stayed over last night and I slept in the same room. They left at around 11 and I went to nap immediately. I am so very exhausted. It is tough playing host.

Till the next grill.

 
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