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Glorious food

April 11th 2008 9:47 am
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I had some fabulous twee bak for lunch.
Pity I couldn’t keep it in.
So Fomfomfom fed me some leftover pork belly.

Ah ma made me a new batch of tidbits.
They were not buttery at all.
That’s coz Ah ma used olive oil this time. Yummy.

I had deu dor for dinner.
It was divine. As usual.

And black chicken for supper.

Don’t look at me like that. At least I don’t eat four eggs for breakfast.

 

Panalog Day 1

April 10th 2008 8:44 am
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Today is my birthday. I am 52 months old. I didn’t get a cake today but I did get a present. It’s a new harness. A red one. This is my third one. They are all of the same design. The first one’s blue, the second yellow and this red. The yellow one is pretty new but the vet woman said, “Why is this yellow? Pingping needs a red harness.” And so I got this new one. It matches my collar too. I look so pretty in my new harness. Pity we didn’t run into anyone at the gardens today so I didn’t get to show my new harness off. Maybe tomorrow.

Fomfomfom was saying something about wanting to hatch foreign currency. I know how to hatch! I’m a tortoise egg. And what do eggs do? They hatch! So I told her I will help her with whatever hatching she needs to do. She said I’m a good gal that’s why she dotes on me. *beams*

 

3 loads of poopie

April 9th 2008 9:22 am
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Guess who went to the gardens twice today?

I love my Ah ma deeply. Today she made me tidbits. She says that I shouldn’t be eating those manufactured stuff that are full of preservatives. So she made me some. Homemade tidbits. You need pork, butter and lotsa TLC. The pork is cooked and then brushed with butter before baked in the oven till it is nice and crisp. Just like my bak kwa tidbits. Yummy in my tummy.

 

No shit

April 8th 2008 8:42 am
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I didn’t shit today. No, I did get to go to the gardens but most of that time, I spent in the pavilion. Coz it was stormin’. We’ve never been caught in such a downpour before. It looked alright when we left but it started raining and then it was downhill from then on. We were all drenched and I started shivering because the winds were blowing. It’s a good thing I just had a haircut; I would have caught a cold otherwise. Everywhere was flooded- the water was about 2 inches above their ankles. Of course I didn’t walk; it would have been up to my neck. I had Ah bee carry me. And Cha to hold the brolly. They are useful to have around.

 

I have a monster of a scab on my ear

April 7th 2008 8:50 am
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We met the happiest kid today. Her name is Zoe and she has curly blond hair and the bluest eyes I have ever seen. Her clothes were all stained and she had mud on her face. And she walks very clumsily. I reckon she is about a year old. We were near the pond when we met her. We didn’t know she was beside us until well, she was beside us. She kept grinning and laughing the whole time. Her mummy was trying to teach her how to pat me but all she did was to scrunch up her face and put it right in front of me. I would lick her face and then she would giggle uncontrollably. We did that for quite a while. Until she got distracted and wandered off. The swan caught her attention and she charged towards it. She was about to grab the swan’s neck when her mummy yanked her off the ground. Wise move.

Then we saw them again near the pavilion. She saw me and started running towards me. Then splat she fell on all fours. She scrapped her knee and it was bleeding. She looked like she was going to cry. Then she saw me and she started laughing again. I love this kid! This time I didn’t kiss her. She patted me and when she was about to leave, she leaned close and said muacks. *giggles*

I was in the garden just now when this stupid car pulled up outside our place and kept the engine on. Fomfomfom and I we almost choked on all that exhaust. So Fomfomfom turned on the hose and started watering the plants. Of course she pointed the hose in that car’s direction. He was gone in a jiffy.

We were watching a programme on fight science on tv just now. They were comparing all the martial arts like Chinese kungfu, Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Boxing and Jiujitsu and trying to decide which one is the most lethal. The ninja won. Apparently, he can just hammer you on the chest and you will die. When I grow up, I want to be a ninja too. I can be a ninja turtle. I already am a tortoise egg according to them and I’m half black so that gives me an edge. Hai-ya!

 

"Did you see a maomao today?"

April 6th 2008 10:03 am
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I hate Sundays. They found another Sunday night Korean drama to watch. I usually go to bed at 1130pm but whenever they watch a Sunday night Korean drama, I can only sleep at 1am. And I have to wake early the following day because Mondays are MJ days.

Poor me.

 

Merci beaucoup

April 5th 2008 9:51 am
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Ah bee messaged Fomfomfom and asked, “Tutu pour toi?”

Fomfomfom replied, “Whee. Trois plus one.”

A linguist Fomfomfom is not. But at least she has got a sense of humour.

 

Emo Nemo

April 4th 2008 1:39 pm
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I don't feel like writing anything today.

Bite me.

 

I like liver. A lot.

April 3rd 2008 9:30 am
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I was real emo today. I barked at Ah ma while she was giving me a belly rub. And then I got angry when Ah bee sat down next to me. And I stared defiantly at anyone who dared look at me. I wouldn’t be so emo if they hadn’t brought me to have my hair cut like a little boy. I look like a little boy. I don’t like it. I know I said I want to get a haircut to show Merrilyn but somehow it backfired on me. First, I look like a little boy. Second, Ah gong called me fat after I had the haircut.

Anyway while I was getting my haircut, one Ah beng and his girlfriend came in with their little doggie. He’s a male Shih Tzu and he looks like me! Ah bee and Fomfomfom were so shocked because they have never seen anyone who looks so much like me before. We even have the same mega paws. Except that he’s brown and I’m not. Luckily he’s brown, says Fomfomfom, or I might just mistake him for Xiaoping. So much for saying that she can pick me out in a sea of black and white Shih Tzus.

I had to take a bath after we got back. I’m about 4 days overdue. At least something good came out of this. The egg yolk I had for supper was pretty good too.

Burp!

 

Cockle-doodle-doo!

April 2nd 2008 9:21 am
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I had some black chicken for supper just now. It was my first time having black chicken and I like it a lot. That reminds me of the chickens Hsien Fei yiyi’s sister used to keep. Actually they were cocks and the neighbours complained about the noise they made every morning. So they had to be given away. No one would take them so she had to leave them at the Botanical Gardens. Hsien Fei yiyi’s sister would go visit them every weekend just to make sure that they were okay. Until one day, she saw a man chasing the chickens and the week after, she couldn’t find them anymore. Poor chickens.

 
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