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Sigh sigh

August 27th 2009 8:17 am
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It rained last night and this afternoon. I was only able to go down twice and twice I was all wet and had to take two showers.

It was most upsetting.

 

Sigh

August 26th 2009 8:15 am
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They brought me to that apartment to stay again.

 

Ah bee who?

August 25th 2009 9:58 am
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Ah bee came back and I thought, who's that's stranger? Then I realised she's ah bee and we were unfamiliar coz she had gone away for a holiday for 4 days.

Oh yes, I was still angry that day that she didn't bring me along. I am still a stowaway-wannabe.

 

Fomfomfom gave me 2 dollars today

August 24th 2009 6:51 am
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Cha taught me how to comb my hair today. She has a comb that she didn't need, and she combed my head 6 times. Sometimes she combed a corner of my body 6 times. We did it many times today.

I get angry if she combs me more than 6 times.

 

My bottle

August 23rd 2009 9:12 am
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I have a bottle. It is a mini disposable water bottle from a macau casino. Ah ma had thoughtfully flattened it so that I can carry it in my mouth easily. I have another identical bottle, but it is not flattened so this one is much more precious.

It is so precious I must hide it every night and then carry it to bed. Yesterday I hid it beside my volleyball under the table. Another day I hid it under the curtains. Today I hid it under the stairs.

They are not allowed to approach my bottle. When I carry the bottle in my mouth, I want to sit in a lap. Then if they bend to kiss my head I will bite their noses off coz my bottle is precious.

 

Sad

August 22nd 2009 9:04 am
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I was watching tv with fomfomfom and ah ma. This dog trainer showed his audience a black mongrel who had met with an accident and had his front legs amputated up to his shoulders. He was left with only his hind legs.

He had been trained for ten plus days and could stand just using his hind legs, but he still kept falling on his face. They had given him a name, literally Violent Dragon. I think it refers to his will to stand, and that was why they didn't euthanise him.

All the celebrity guests were crying and I wanted to cry too. I feel so sad that such misfortunes have to happen in the world. It's almost too much to bear.

 

Chicken wings

August 21st 2009 8:37 am
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Ah ma likes buying shrimp paste chicken wings whenever she goes to town. I always insist on having my share, which is half of whatever fomfomfom is having and whatever scraps I can harrass cha into giving me.

And ah ma was so happy shopping these 2 days she forgot there's no more pork in the fridge. So she had to boil me a chicken thigh for dinner. Which fomfomfom doped with my joint supplements. Shrimp paste chicken wings are dope free and organic.

It's chicken day.

 

Smoke gets in my big beautiful eyes

August 20th 2009 9:12 am
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It was the start of the hungry ghosts festival. Everywhere people were burning paper money, and there were huge containers placed all over the place for this purpose billowing smoke. Me and fomfomfom, we sat somewhere for 10 minutes, and we were smoked for 10 minutes, all the while wondering where the smoke was coming from since we couldn't see anything burning near us. It didn't matter, really. Smoke was just everywhere. Anyway the important thing is, I have to watch where I pee this month, mustn't offend anyone of this world or the next, joss sticks are king.

Back to this world. Bean bean. Fomfomfom held up her front paws and I immediately got behind her and humped away. The vet woman said I'm a dominant female so I must behave as a dominant female does. Bean bean's maid and her friend stood watching in awe at my lengthy display, finally asking fomfomfom if I am a girl as they had always thought I was. Fomfomfom said I'm a crazy girl and put bean bean down. Bean bean got angry, but she's not a dominant female so I'm da boss.

 

Um...

August 19th 2009 5:57 am
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Fomfomfom got a haircut today. Then we met eliza at the playground and she asked fomfomfom,are you your sister?

We didn't quite know how to answer that.

 

Pests

August 18th 2009 8:32 am
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The pakistani kid stood behind me and announced to his two friends who were after his life that if they try to hit him, they will hit me. Fomfomfom flared up and told him it's not a good tactic and if any of them hits me, she'll tell his parents. Then she ordered them all to scram and kill one another somewhere else. We couldn't care less if they really did.

As we were cursing the darn boys, we met Baby, who was shaved. Apparently she had a bad case of ticks but she's better now. Her owner said the monthly heartworm tablet Baby's on is of no use at all.

I dunno, but I don't have ticks and I run in the grass all day long. Maybe ticks prefer schnauzers.

 
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