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Renewed

November 20th 2009 8:53 am
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Today I renewed 2 acquaintances. That doggone thing, we learnt her name is chanel. How lovely. Fomfomfom decided we should get to know each other calmly before chanel eats me up one fine day, so we were brought together twitching and struggling and screaming. Then we were calm and chanel refused to look at me. At least she didn't seem like she wanted to eat me up anymore. Not today anyway.

The 2nd acquaintance is a little more heartbreaking. There's this girl, I thought she was about 10 years old, sometimes we would see her mother bringing her for a walk around the estate, slowly, holding her. I'm not a doctor, but I'm thinking maybe it's cerebral palsy. Today we saw her again, and I hung around till she reached me so I could say hi. Her mummy(?) says she likes doggies but she's scared. I told her she doesn't have to be scared of me, i won't bite. Fomfomfom asked how old she is and her mummy said she's 17. We were almost floored but we kept our expressions unchanged and wished them a nice day.

Later, we tried not to weep.

 

Mystery

November 19th 2009 7:46 am
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Cha found poop on my behind after our morning walk and conferred with fomfomfom. That was when they realised I hadn't pooped for 4 sessions straight, all yesterday and this morning. They were baffled as to where the poo came from.

That's for me to know and them to find out.

 

That doggone face

November 18th 2009 7:19 am
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The doggone face that's always hanging out of the 2nd floor unit. Today she was naughty and ran out without her owner's permission. She had just gone home so we were surprised. Suddenly, fomfomfom saw her standing right in front of us. Since I always bark at her, fomfomfom was afraid she would take the chance and eat me up. In a Matrix-worthy sequence, fomfomfom lifted me up in 1 second using my leash and turned her back to the doggone thing, with me safely in her arms.

The doggone thing didn't pounce on fomfomfom as expected though. I know why. Coz her mama was cursing and swearing and her voice came floating down the staircase where the doggone thing had used to escape. She must have been shivering in her doggone panties.

When pissed-off mama caught up, she scolded her all the way up and then some. Giggles, she totally deserves it. My armpits are still hurtin'.

 

Limerick

November 17th 2009 7:48 am
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There was a young girl from Singapore
Trottin' merrily on her fours
Seized by an itch
She yelled, "What a bitch!"
What happened next nobody saw.

Giggles. At least I hope no one saw. I fell on my bum and tumbled over as I tried to get at that itch and then I told cha I wanted to go home. Embarrassed. Giggles.

 

Pandamonium

November 16th 2009 6:19 am
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It's wonderful. China is going to send singapore 2 pandas. I like pandas. They're big and cute and silly. I shall get my mamas to bring me to the zoo to look at the pandas.

And when no one's looking, I can bunch up my tail, sit between the pandas and wail loudly and pretend to be their baby. Giggles.

 

I was this close

November 15th 2009 8:20 am
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to getting the workinprogress scarf Ah ma left on the massage chair. This close. That Chacha had to come look for me. And she had to see me trying to get at the scarf. And she had to tell everyone about it. And everyone said Ah ma would hang me up and whip me for being so naughty.

But she didn't. She told Cha to fetch me my own ball of wool to play with.

Ah ma loves me. Beams.

 

Where do you think you are going with my pizza?

November 14th 2009 12:46 pm
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Two pizzas came and left. And I didn't get a single bite.

I need to have a word with someone about this.

In other news, it is Apec week in Singapore. It's so exciting. I saw pictures of Hillary Clinton having coffee at a Starbucks joint and Hu Jintao visting a school and a water plant.

Now if only Obama would come to our neighbourhood; I'd show him my favourite places. And maybe then pizzas won't disappear the way they did.

 

Rain rain go away

November 13th 2009 11:16 am
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Oooh how it rained today. I was wet and unhappy coz I couldn't walk as freely as I would have liked. Eliza must be unhappy too, she had a bbq going on today. I guess someone must hold a brolly over the food.

 

Lonely

November 12th 2009 7:35 am
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No one was paying me any attention so I devised a game to play by myself. I had to curl up tightly and lie on an old t-shirt strewn on the floor. No part of me was to touch the floor. I circled the t-shirt quite many times while thinking how best to position myself before carefully lying down.

I was quite pleased with myself when cha strode out of her room and declared, your paw is on the floor! How offensive. I reprimanded her, I have hands and feet. She's the one with grubby paws.

Besides, I didn't invite her to play my game. Grumble.

 

My cycle-thon

November 11th 2009 7:19 am
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Cha wanted to join some cycle-thon. Being a cheapskate, she wanted to get 4 people to form a team. Fomfomfom's friend decided to pay heed to her old aching back, so cha was left scrambling at the last minute for a replacement. I thought, why not cha, fomfomfom, ah bee and me, we 4 can form a team? Fomfomfom should get a bike with a basket in front, and I can sit in the basket and we'll ride for 20 kilometres. How happy that would be.

I was a little upset when I learnt ah bee had found a replacement and no one had thought to ask me to join. I even had my water bottle and helmet ready.

 
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