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Haircuts, electric collars and Michael Jackson

July 4th 2009 10:46 am
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I had my hair cut today. I dislike going to the groomers. Even more than going to the vet's. But today wasn't too bad. We were done rather soon and this time, they didn't shave me down to my skin. That's coz Ah bee requested for the cute style. I look like a little puppy now. And Ah ma simply loves the look. She kept telling anyone who would listen that she is most pleased with the haircut this time. And she already has plans for my next trip to the groomers. I am not particularly excited about that but if Ah ma is happy, Xiao Ping is happy.

We met Binbin during our walk today and she looked like she just had a bath and she was all fluffed up. But fluffed up as she may be, I spotted a new collar on her. It's an electric collar and it's meant to send currents whenever she barks. That's coz she makes a lot of noise all the time and that is also why she gets left at the guard house whenever no one is at home. So she has to learn the hard way. But I think the collar might be broke; we heard she's still barking up a storm at home.

Ah ma was watching a show on MJ just now and she insisted I joined her. It was borin' stuff; I fell asleep. I mean, black or white? Oh please. It's black AND white.

 

Fumes

July 3rd 2009 9:16 am
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They fumigate the condo every alternate friday. Today is alternate friday, so I wasn't allowed to go for my afternoon walk. Ah ma says it is no good to sniff in those fumes and all that.

Die, mozzies.

 

101 ways to say hello

July 2nd 2009 7:49 am
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Ah bee came back last night 2 minutes after I had gone to bed. I knew she was back but I wasn't allowed out of my room so ah bee stuck her smelly foot under the door so I may sniff it and it was our hello. I had a good night's sleep after that, knowing everyone was home safe and sound.

Today I walked by my boyfriend russel's house. While he usually is the strong silent type, today he barked at me once and kept waving to me. I must be particularly attractive today. Then I met bin bin at the playground and we exchanged lengthy, rowdy hellos.

Unfortunately bin bin was tied to the rocking horse, and our creativity was stifled. Otherwise we could have jumped around and perhaps done a rain dance. Maybe next time.

 

So sleepy

July 1st 2009 9:50 am
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I think it is tough making a living. Ah bee hasn't come back from work yet. It's almost 1am already. My eyelids are so heavy I kept falling asleep as I waited all night, and ah ma was full of pity for me.

I have to go to bed now, ah ma's orders. I'll see ah bee tomorrow. Yawn.

 

I threw up today

June 30th 2009 7:27 am
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I learnt a new trick today. I refuse to eat breakfast so I will get too hungry and throw up. Then ah ma's heart will ache terribly and she will break out the pork chops and frying pan, all the while muttering how bad it is to be hungry. Then I get porky chops in 5 minutes. Yummy.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Undying love

June 29th 2009 7:16 am
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It was the kong ba paus. I had diarrhoea and it was messy. Ah ma had to wash my backside with my shampoo and I wasn't happy about it at all.

I would still eat kong ba paus though.

 

BFF

June 28th 2009 7:45 am
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Today we learnt bin bin has gone out with her owner so she didn't need to sit under a tree in the hot weather all day. Hopefully the owner will bring her out more often like today. So I didn't get to see bin bin today. I miss her.

At night my best friend forever brought me kong ba paus. Kong ba paus are holy stuff, for they offer a glimpse into heaven. I am almost not an atheist anymore. I hope to worship every weekend. Like some religions.

 

Asking a little too much

June 27th 2009 9:24 am
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I saw Baby the shnauzer today in a distance so I barked loudly to say hello. Fomfomfom asked me why I can't be like other dogs and say bow wow wow instead of behaving in so unladylike a manner.

Moi? Bow wow wow? Insipid doesn't become me.

 

Ah bee ate something dirty

June 26th 2009 9:33 am
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Ah bee had been feeling sick since last night. So this morning she took 2 of my poo bags to work, in case she starts barfing. I charged her a nominal amount of $20 for each bag.

It's good to know I can be of help.

 

It's late

June 25th 2009 9:32 am
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I must wait for ah bee to come back every night before I will eat my supper and go to bed. That's because I'm the chief of security and I must make sure everyone is home and the door is latched before I can have a good night's sleep.

How responsible I am.

 
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