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Stupid smug

May 3rd 2010 8:53 am
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Fomfomfom has been very diligent about claiming parking credits recently at a certain mall. It's, like, if you spend a certain amount at the mall, you get parking credits.

Until she realised all the credits has gone to the car she just sold. Fomfomfom had been paying full parking charges and feeling smug about it. Not so smart. Well, someone in singapore has plenty of parking credits in a certain mall and doesn't know about it. And it's not fomfomfom.

 

Half a dozen

May 2nd 2010 9:05 am
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Today we heard that another little bandit is on his/her way.

Wow.

But they will be moving away.

I think I will miss them.

 

Saturday nights = Shimmy plus Sangu

May 1st 2010 11:06 am
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Fomfomfom came back and said Robert Downey is a superstar in Ironman 2.

Ah bee told her that Sangu is the superstar.

Hmph.

 

Daisy

April 30th 2010 9:35 am
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I met Daisy the golden retriever today for the 1st time. I'd heard so much about her from gabriel and rachel, today I met gabriel bringing her out. She looked so happy and I barked hello at her and she wanted to come over but gabriel didn't let her. Fomfomfom was afraid she would eat me up, like how chanel always schemes to.

Anyway, gabriel said proudly it's the 3rd time he's brought her out these few days, I guess he's finally big enough to handle her. I told him to bring her out every single day so she'll be happy.

I like it when all doggies are happy. Like me.

 

Or bee

April 29th 2010 9:02 am
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Ah ma finally lost her winning streak! Bwahahaha. She came home today looking a little like a deflated balloon, giggles. To think she proclaimed just a few days ago that one simply can't lose money in a casino.

And ah bee was so stupid today, she left her wallet at home. And she had to borrow 80 cents like a beggar to buy papers for ah ma.

 

Ah ma eyes my money

April 28th 2010 9:32 am
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Ah ma has been going to the casino lately coz she's been on a winning streak. This is her third time in a week or so, she came back with crabs to celebrate coz she won so much money. She offered to give me 25 dollars but I didn't want it, I wanted it in fried chicken. I must remind cha to buy kfc tomorrow.

Anyway, cha said I must think carefully how I'm going to keep the money ah ma always gives me, certainly not in my shoebox, coz sooner or later ah ma is going to lose her shirt and she'll come and raid my shoebox. She'll take away all the money I've accumulated since I was born, not just what she's been giving me, and that won't be fair. Fomfomfom suggests I get a safe for my money, the kind with eye-identification technology, that'll put my big beautiful eyes to good use.

And when ah ma needs money, I'll squint and tell her my eyes aren't feeling well and I need to see the vet woman pronto.

 

XPG

April 27th 2010 7:31 am
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Ah bee told evelyn that she's coming home to look for her xiaoping girl, and evelyn said, oooh lala, she's an XPG!

Yes I am.

 

Ah bee almost got run over by a rat

April 26th 2010 8:36 am
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We went down today and the bandits' mummy gave fomfomfom a quarter of a watermelon. Fomfomfom ended up lugging the watermelon around for more than an hour. We were delighted with the melon, of course, we only regretted that we didn't have a leash for the watermelon too, so that we may bring it for its evening walk.

 

Sunday blues

April 25th 2010 8:40 am
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Fomfomfom likes to tell me every night before I sleep that I've made it through the day without any mishaps and that nothing has changed in my little doggie world. She almost muttered the same words tonight but she caught herself in time. Because today I went through applying the heartworm medicine, emptying my anal sacs and a bath.

Notwithstanding the unhappy events, I made it through.

And tomorrow will be a better day.

 

Classless

April 24th 2010 11:30 am
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Apparently there is this Taiwanese artiste who kissed and told on his ex girlfriend. We think that is so low and so classless.

A pox on him!

 
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