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World Cup!

June 11th 2010 9:24 am
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We made sure to subscribe to cable tv and made a mental note to watch the opening match tonight. We discussed making bets on our favourite teams and making a fortune. In the end, of course, fomfomfom ended up sitting in the semi-darkness giving me a belly rub, staring into space. Until cha came back and enquired in surprise why we weren't watching tv.

Oops, we forgot. I think we should just stop pretending to be interested in the world cup.

 

Big girl

June 10th 2010 8:06 am
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It's my 6 and a half-th birthday today. *Beamz* My mamas tell me I'm a real big girl now and gave me lots of kisses. But all I got was a slice of walnut cake which I won't get to eat. They didn't even take a photo of the miserable cake. I wonder why they even got the cake at all.

Ah bee went off to a place called bali today. She says she'll be back in 3 days. I hear there are gigolos there for sale. *Slurpz*

 

R.I.P.

June 9th 2010 7:26 am
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Today Eliza told me her stuffed toy doggie Pinky Lee has died. I enquired as to the cause of death and was told she had eaten a caterpillar.

I must warn all my stuffed toys not to eat caterpillars, lest they meet with a similar untimely demise.

 

She's older

June 8th 2010 8:47 am
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Whee! Gabriel and family are back so fomfomfom won't have to take care of daisy and can spend all her time with me. We learnt that daisy is 8 years old, so I should call her big sister.

Welll......okie. Big sister daisy is afraid of thunderstorms. Giggles!

 

A happy ending

June 7th 2010 8:58 am
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A doggie rescued from a puppy mill called nougat was adopted and now he can levitate. I saw a photo of him on the website with his all fours lifted off the ground. I couldn't see any wires so it must be real.

Happiness is uplifting.

 

We hope Daisy is feeling better

June 6th 2010 10:04 am
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Fomfomfom went to see Daisy today armed with a syringe filled with Johnnie Walker. She wanted to douse the ticks with alcohol so they will die.

But when we met her later, her syringe was still full of the alcohol. She didn't use it in the end; she picked the ticks out one by one. She was afraid Daisy might catch fire.

Giggles. I don't think so but it's good to know most of the ticks have been removed. Plus her family will be back tomorrow so Daisy should be happy and I can go back to monopolizing Fomfomfom.

Very good.

 

Whatever floats her boat

June 5th 2010 10:54 am
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Cha went to feed Daisy this evening. she came back and told of how Daisy put her paw on Cha's shoulder. And what a big paw it is too, she gushed.

Pooh it's just a paw on the shoulder she wants. So I ate a lot for supper; I don't believe if I eat enough, I can't grow to Daisy's size.

 

A flower called Daisy

June 4th 2010 9:28 am
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Daisy is a golden retriever who lives in a townhouse downstairs. Her family has gone off for a vacation so fomfomfom has been asked to help feed her.

So off we went today to feed daisy. She brought out her rag, slipper and wagged her tail, but refused to eat. All my mamas declared her a slut before the day is out. (And as a side show, fomfomfom battled and slayed a tick that was as big as daisy. Made my skin crawl, that tick did.)

Hmmfft. My mamas used to lovingly call me a slut too. That damn daisy.

 

Barcook no good

June 3rd 2010 8:02 am
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Ah bee came back real early today coz it was movie night and she wasn't going to the movie. She came back with this bun called a barcook. It's a warm soft thing, it had promise. Until you eat it. It's filled with a horrid sweet cream cheese and raisins. Fomfomfom said, yuck. Cha gagged. I know cha gags at my poop sometimes. I don't believe this barcook thing is very good at all. But ah bee says there's always a long queue for it. Don't ask me.

Then a golden retriever chased me. Fomfomfom told me to run and so we ran, shrieking all the way. Luckily the maid holding the golden retriever finally got the idea it wasn't funny to be chasing us and desisted.

Some people are so silly.

 

Shocking!

June 2nd 2010 9:41 am
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There was a series of slashing a few days ago. One man died, 2 are in serious conditions and a 4th boy got half his palm hacked off. Thankfully doctors managed to reattach it.

Today I realised the crimes were all committed by the same gang of foreigners! For what, you ask? It was all done for some spare change and a couple of handphones.

Have these people lost their minds? I imagine, the victims would give up their few cents and used mobile phones if you just held a knife to their necks, so worthless these things are. Now these criminals must be put to death.

They so deserve nothing less.

 
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