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My mummy taught me never to trust anyone

October 22nd 2009 7:44 am
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I mean, a nice girl like myself has a limit to her patience too. Ah bee hasn't deposited the $330 into my shoebox yet. Thank goodness I have devised many holds over these untrustworthy people over the years.

I shall exercise my lien over ah bee's oil contract tomorrow. That'll teach her to stiff me.


The point of the matter

October 21st 2009 7:35 am
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The kids descended upon the playground today like a swarm of locusts. But that is not the point. The point is, ah bee owes me $330.

Ah bee owes me $330.


A dollar

October 20th 2009 7:42 am
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Fomfomfom dug out a dollar coin from her pocket to buy a drink but amanda happened to approach to talk to me, and her eyes lit up at the coin. So fomfomfom gave it to her and she ran off in delight. Eliza came and reproached fomfomfom bitterly why her sister got a dollar but not her. Fomfomfom was ashamed of herself and I think eliza will get a whole dollar to herself tomorrow.


No excuses

October 19th 2009 6:52 am
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Ah bee came back at lunchtime. She had the flu and the doctor excused her from work for the day. I think it's a great way to work and ah bee should try to do that everyday. Amanda is not in school coz she has a week away from school to study for her exams next week. I asked eliza why she's not in school either and she couldn't answer me.

I think she's playing truant.


Snowing in New York

October 18th 2009 7:54 am
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We heard it's 4 degrees in the Big Apple.

And Cha is there in her autumn clothes.



So ladylike

October 17th 2009 9:48 am
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I met the very nice lady with the white bmw today. Her shih tzu is a girl and her name is chako. She has long hair and wears a ribbon. She's got purple shoes and we tried to make friends. I think we're ok though she doesn't seem that interested in me. Her owner's name is xp too. We share the same initials, that's why she's always so nice and friendly to me.

I feel like a tomboy next to chako.


Strange countries

October 16th 2009 7:46 am
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Someone asked ah bee to recommend a lawyer from Guernsey. I'd never heard of guernsey in my life. Neither had fomfomfom. I asked ah bee what a guernsey was. Was it delicious?

Ah bee said it's a country. Like seychelles. One of those countries in the middle of nowhere. Ah, I know seychelles. Like in, I'm picking seashells on the seashore in seychelles, sitting on a see-saw on the seashore counting my seashells in seychelles.

I know seychelles.


Nothing worse than a vengeful cobra

October 15th 2009 7:11 am
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I was fighting with bean bean when the security guard came and told us a cobra was spotted in the compound a couple of days ago. With relish, he said it could be the mate of the cobra that was caught a few months ago. That's what cobras do. They travel in pairs and if one dies, the other one will seek revenge.

They didn't call in the authorities coz it had slithered away by then. Eek. I shall have to be terribly careful from now. All these snakes in singapore. I shall have to consider seriously fomfomfom's proposal to move to new zealand to frolick with the harmless and delicious lambs.


A business idea

October 14th 2009 8:09 am
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I think popped lotus seeds are the bee's knees. They taste like crunchy corn and are full of goodness. I had 2.


Cha goes to New York

October 13th 2009 8:23 am
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I watched tv with fomfomfom and ah bee just now. It was a program about stray and abandoned doggies in singapore, and an outfit called the Action for Singapore Dogs Society. The poor doggies make me want to weep, and I shall empty my shoebox and donate all my money to save these poor doggies.

My very first bag, of thousands to come, of donated gourmet dog food shall be on its way very soon.

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