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Coming in second ain't so bad

April 17th 2008 9:07 am
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I followed Fomfomfom in from the garden just now and we saw Ah bee rushing down the stairs. Cha already had one foot in the kitchen. Ah bee yelled, "Pingping, no chicken wings for the last one!" No one told me that! So I started sprinting. I overtook Fomfomfom and Ah bee and I was the second one in the kitchen. *beams* I would have come in first if not for the fact that Cha was already in the kitchen. I lub chicken wings. Burp.

I’ve got a pimple on my backside. It’s swollen and red. Fomfomfom says that it’s because I’ve been eating too many tidbits, especially the two batches of baked pork that Ah ma made me. Those are very heaty and that’s why the pimple popped out. Ah bee says that the bumps on my back could be pimples too. But those form scabs; not the one on my backside. So we still aren’t sure what those things on my back are. Which is why they say we have to go see the vet woman soon.

I’ll be good from now on.

 

Xp's guide to healthy living

April 16th 2008 9:10 am
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Have a sweet potato in the morning. It moves the bowels. That’s very important, I’ll have you know. Go for a walk in the afternoon. And have pears at night after dinner.

You can’t go wrong.

 

Nosebutts get me belly rubs.

April 15th 2008 8:53 am
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Merrilyn’s bittergourd has grown a mighty lot. It is really plump and I bet it’s nice and juicy. But we can’t harvest it yet; it’d be too bitter anyway. I like it a lot. I go by to look at it everyday. Just now I went to look at it again and I swear it’s bigger than when I saw it this morning. *giggles* I am going to ask Merrilyn to give it to me. I’ll keep it in my bed and guard it like how I guard all my toys.

 

Jidualiap

April 14th 2008 9:25 am
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The food crisis is more serious than I thought. Rice yes. But my kibble? I kid you not. Fomfomfom went out to buy my kibble today but the pet shop ran out. She panicked coz that pet shop is the only one we know which stocks my kibble. So she called the vet and asked if they have any. They told her that they have one last bag. Fomfomfom told them to hold it for her and she rushed down to collect it. And I have kibble. For now.

 

Yawn

April 13th 2008 10:05 am
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I hate Sundays. They’re always glued to the tube watching that woman with the greasy hair. This time, she’s not a journalist for a porn mag; she’s a police inspector. She solves crimes. That’s impressive. But her hair is still greasy. And she is still interfering with my bedtime.

Today at the gardens we bumped into this man and a woman I shall assume to be his wife. He was really friendly and he didn’t mind me sniffing at his Gucci loafers. I don’t think she was very happy when I jumped up and sniffed her Coach bag and Chanel shoes though. At least I didn’t drool. If I did, she probably would have turned nasty. We don’t like nasty.

I have to go to sleep now. It’s MJ day tomorrow. Good night world.

 

PPPP

April 12th 2008 10:04 am
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Do you know that we are facing a shortage of rice? Apparently only Thailand is still exporting rice now and there are riots in many countries because of the rising food prices. It’s rather exciting. I told Fomfomfom that she will have to go buy me extra kibble. Just in case we run out. I cannot not have my kibble.

Merrilyn’s bittergourd is growing really well. We see two of them already. One is about 2cm long and the other half a cm. They actually look like bittergourd! *giggles* We are all very excited and we can’t wait to harvest our own bittergourd.

In light of the current food shortage, I am going to ask Ah ma to give me my little vegetable plot. I will grow potatoes. Ping’s Pretty Potato Patch. Only organic potatoes here. We will be self-sufficient and we can even sell the surplus to the neighbours. Half the money I will keep in my shoebox and the other half I will give to Ah ma. Coz I am a big gal now and I should be contributing to this household.

 

Glorious food

April 11th 2008 9:47 am
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I had some fabulous twee bak for lunch.
Pity I couldn’t keep it in.
So Fomfomfom fed me some leftover pork belly.

Ah ma made me a new batch of tidbits.
They were not buttery at all.
That’s coz Ah ma used olive oil this time. Yummy.

I had deu dor for dinner.
It was divine. As usual.

And black chicken for supper.

Don’t look at me like that. At least I don’t eat four eggs for breakfast.

 

Panalog Day 1

April 10th 2008 8:44 am
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Today is my birthday. I am 52 months old. I didn’t get a cake today but I did get a present. It’s a new harness. A red one. This is my third one. They are all of the same design. The first one’s blue, the second yellow and this red. The yellow one is pretty new but the vet woman said, “Why is this yellow? Pingping needs a red harness.” And so I got this new one. It matches my collar too. I look so pretty in my new harness. Pity we didn’t run into anyone at the gardens today so I didn’t get to show my new harness off. Maybe tomorrow.

Fomfomfom was saying something about wanting to hatch foreign currency. I know how to hatch! I’m a tortoise egg. And what do eggs do? They hatch! So I told her I will help her with whatever hatching she needs to do. She said I’m a good gal that’s why she dotes on me. *beams*

 

3 loads of poopie

April 9th 2008 9:22 am
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Guess who went to the gardens twice today?

I love my Ah ma deeply. Today she made me tidbits. She says that I shouldn’t be eating those manufactured stuff that are full of preservatives. So she made me some. Homemade tidbits. You need pork, butter and lotsa TLC. The pork is cooked and then brushed with butter before baked in the oven till it is nice and crisp. Just like my bak kwa tidbits. Yummy in my tummy.

 

No shit

April 8th 2008 8:42 am
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I didn’t shit today. No, I did get to go to the gardens but most of that time, I spent in the pavilion. Coz it was stormin’. We’ve never been caught in such a downpour before. It looked alright when we left but it started raining and then it was downhill from then on. We were all drenched and I started shivering because the winds were blowing. It’s a good thing I just had a haircut; I would have caught a cold otherwise. Everywhere was flooded- the water was about 2 inches above their ankles. Of course I didn’t walk; it would have been up to my neck. I had Ah bee carry me. And Cha to hold the brolly. They are useful to have around.

 
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