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My absurd mamas

May 7th 2010 10:07 am
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We each have our own interpretation of the 80/20 rule, me and fomfomfom and cha and ah bee. But only mine is important. It states, that 80% of ah ma's casino winnings are to go to my shoe box, and 20% to ah ma.

And just for the record, to illustrate the absurdity of my mamas' thinking, to show how out of touch they are, here are their interpretations:

Fomfomfom-enbloc rules
Cha-income tax rules
Ah bee-company holding rules

Like, really. Pfft.

 

Perseverence

May 6th 2010 8:23 am
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Ah ma won big again at the casino today and gave me a hundred buckeroos for my shoebox. Oooh, I couldn't keep it fast enough. It would be good to cover the losses from my newly-set-up bookie business. I took fomfomfom's bet and lost 20 cents.

Cha paid out that 20 cents for me coz she was afraid I would cry, and I had second thoughts about the business.

But, as ah ma has shown, perseverence will always win the day.

 

My 7th birthday

May 5th 2010 8:44 am
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My mamas were discussing just now about a possible big 'do for my 7th birthday this year. We'll have it by the poolside, and since it rains often in december, we'll have a big white tent that covers the entire pool and then some. There'll be chefs from 5 star hotels doing a bbq of the finest foods, we'll have balloons and a lucky draw. All the kids in the condo will be invited. The 1st prize will be a mini cooper.

There'll be fire breathers, sword swallowing, magicians, and a blimp overhead wishing me a happy birthday. Oooh, we have 7 months to plan. No time to lose!

 

Fomfomfom's proudest moment

May 4th 2010 8:16 am
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Today we met 5 year old rachel and fomfomfom wasted no time in starting what she does best--making fun of kids. She only got as far as trying to convince rachel that it was time for me to start kindergarten before rachel decided it was all a crock of poop and she told fomfomfom, "you taboleh tahan".

Fomfomfom was delighted.

 

Stupid smug

May 3rd 2010 8:53 am
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Fomfomfom has been very diligent about claiming parking credits recently at a certain mall. It's, like, if you spend a certain amount at the mall, you get parking credits.

Until she realised all the credits has gone to the car she just sold. Fomfomfom had been paying full parking charges and feeling smug about it. Not so smart. Well, someone in singapore has plenty of parking credits in a certain mall and doesn't know about it. And it's not fomfomfom.

 

Half a dozen

May 2nd 2010 9:05 am
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Today we heard that another little bandit is on his/her way.

Wow.

But they will be moving away.

I think I will miss them.

 

Saturday nights = Shimmy plus Sangu

May 1st 2010 11:06 am
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Fomfomfom came back and said Robert Downey is a superstar in Ironman 2.

Ah bee told her that Sangu is the superstar.

Hmph.

 

Daisy

April 30th 2010 9:35 am
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I met Daisy the golden retriever today for the 1st time. I'd heard so much about her from gabriel and rachel, today I met gabriel bringing her out. She looked so happy and I barked hello at her and she wanted to come over but gabriel didn't let her. Fomfomfom was afraid she would eat me up, like how chanel always schemes to.

Anyway, gabriel said proudly it's the 3rd time he's brought her out these few days, I guess he's finally big enough to handle her. I told him to bring her out every single day so she'll be happy.

I like it when all doggies are happy. Like me.

 

Or bee

April 29th 2010 9:02 am
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Ah ma finally lost her winning streak! Bwahahaha. She came home today looking a little like a deflated balloon, giggles. To think she proclaimed just a few days ago that one simply can't lose money in a casino.

And ah bee was so stupid today, she left her wallet at home. And she had to borrow 80 cents like a beggar to buy papers for ah ma.

 

Ah ma eyes my money

April 28th 2010 9:32 am
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Ah ma has been going to the casino lately coz she's been on a winning streak. This is her third time in a week or so, she came back with crabs to celebrate coz she won so much money. She offered to give me 25 dollars but I didn't want it, I wanted it in fried chicken. I must remind cha to buy kfc tomorrow.

Anyway, cha said I must think carefully how I'm going to keep the money ah ma always gives me, certainly not in my shoebox, coz sooner or later ah ma is going to lose her shirt and she'll come and raid my shoebox. She'll take away all the money I've accumulated since I was born, not just what she's been giving me, and that won't be fair. Fomfomfom suggests I get a safe for my money, the kind with eye-identification technology, that'll put my big beautiful eyes to good use.

And when ah ma needs money, I'll squint and tell her my eyes aren't feeling well and I need to see the vet woman pronto.

 
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