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January 5th 2009 7:07 am
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I was in the lobby when I saw this boxer-like dog. I barked up a storm but fomomfom won't let me approach him. She then dragged me into the lift and before I could say "a pox on the box", the lift doors had closed and I was left in regret.

I scratched at the lift doors furiously and wagged my tail, staring hard at the renegade doors. Alas, when they opened, I was in another place.

Anger can really consume one if you're not careful.


My pillow

January 4th 2009 7:43 am
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I got a pillow today. It is pink and it is a little shiny. I immediately made myself comfortable on it.

I was very happy I finally got a pillow just like the rest of the family, but I begrudge them for taking so long to give me one. And it's one they're about to discard. My beds and mattress are so thin I hit the ground whenever I lie on them.

This pillow is good and thick and I'll be sleeping on it tonight. It's just that pink is hardly royal enough for me. I'll get them to buy me a shiny yellow pillow, the color of chinese emperors.

Only that would be befitting.


Pai Pai

January 3rd 2009 8:16 am
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I had lots of great things to eat today. Ah bee gave me fried rice to eat just before we went downstairs to play. For energy, ah bee says.

At night fomfomfom came back with Popeye's chicken for ah bee. I had to have some too, so I sneezed and ah bee gave me some. And I sneezed again and again until the floor was covered with my mucus and fomfomfom and ah bee laughed at me.

So I tried another tactic, the quivering lips. I showed them my lower teeth and quivered my lower lip. It was a moving scene. Fomfomfom and ah bee were duly impressed, but alas the chicken was no more. But they praised me and I'll be sure to use the quivering lips on them in future.


We hate ants

January 2nd 2009 7:59 am
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Ants bit me today. They were all over my legs, hiding in my hair and I couldn't get at them. They made me so mad I bit fomfomfom when she tried to pick them out for me. Then they kept biting me and I was so angry. Fomfomfom had to bring me home to wash my feet and pick out the ants for me.

I thought that was the end of my afternoon walk and had just settled down to sulk when fomfomfom brought me down again. We played and sat around for a long time.

I was so tired that I didn't move all night except to go to bed.


Happy New Year, Pull My Ears!

January 1st 2009 7:37 am
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It is a new year, and I start the year with good intentions and resolutions.

But it doesn't feel much different. It rained this afternoon when I was playing downstairs and the wind blew the rain unceremoniously into my face. Boo.

And the cleaning auntie told me I am not allowed to cut my hair. That's because I look terribly cute the way I am now, my face is round like a ball. But my mamas insist I should get a haircut soon. Boo.

At night fomfomfom found a tuft of my white tail hair on the floor and exclaimed, what happened? She must have stepped on my tail, that's what happened. Boo.

Boo. Boo. Boo.


Rouge is the wound on a woman's face

December 31st 2008 9:43 am
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That's a bit of chinese poetry that left fomfomfom swooning. Of course it sounds a lot better in chinese.

Happy New Year to me! Me and fomfomfom and ah bee did the countup at home, as usual. We said, 1,2,3,4,5! Cha fell asleep in her boyfriend's place and didn't get back till well past midnight. But she still gave me my third kiss of the year. Fomfomfom was the first, so I gave her her first kiss of the year too.

Hopefully, 2009 will see less natural disasters.



December 30th 2008 7:36 am
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It was cloudy and nice and I was harassing fomfomfom no end. So we went downstairs at 230. We walked for 1 hour and 50 whole minutes! We only came back coz I was thirsty.

We must do it again, everyday.



December 29th 2008 8:41 am
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There was a lot of loud voices in the house today. Fomfomfom and cha were screaming at ah gong, with ah ma joining in, but I don't know what it was about. Later, when ah bee came back, she screamed at ah gong too.

But it's ok, coz my doggie world didn't change.


I have a wife biscuit

December 28th 2008 7:34 am
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They gave me a wife biscuit today. I liked it, so I went to keep it. But I couldn't decide on a safe place to keep it, so I finally settled on fomfomfom's lap, me and my biscuit, we would be safe.

Ah ma offered me bird's nest in exchange for my wife biscuit, but I thought I am already very beautiful, I don't need the tonic, so I politely declined.

The unfortunate thing is, the biscuit is all wrapped up in plastic. I haven't figured out how to open it yet, so I will sleep with it tonight. If I meet Grandpa Zhou, I'll ask him to open it for me, and I'll share the biscuit with him.



December 27th 2008 6:45 am
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A car alarm went off somewhere. We're on the 12th floor but we can hear it clearly, it's so shrill. It's almost 11pm now and it's been going on for more than an hour.

So ah ma turns up the volume on her tv to fight the alarm. The noise is enough to give a girl a headache. I hope someone calls the police soon.

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