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The sun

June 22nd 2010 9:40 am
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Fomfomfom was accosted by a neighbour who wanted to chat this evening and I had to hang around while they wagged their tongues. They couldn't have picked a better place, though? I sat facing the sun, which was having a real ball and being real glaring. Fomfomfom kept thinking the conversation would end any second so she didn't move me. Later, it must have been 5 or 10 minutes, she looked at the sun and wondered if I had suffered eye damage.

Now I have to learn the alphabet so that the vet woman may conduct an eye test on me next month.


My liver

June 21st 2010 8:57 am
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So my blood test today says my liver is a little stressed. Just a little, mind, no need for medication, no need to worry. But my mamas still decided to listen to that vet woman and cut down on my tidbits. I'll have to take another blood test next month.

I'm so unhappy.

But not as unhappy as the north koreans. Seven-nil. Woohoo!


All about singing

June 20th 2010 9:23 am
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They like to watch this Taiwanese singing competition thing every Sunday night. There's this girl who sings very well. She grew up in the States and Fomfomfom says there is something about growing up listening to black music that makes you sing like them. So they said I got to learn from her and to stop listening to Zhainani.

Hmph, Zhainani is a great song I will have all of you know. And I have perfected it too.

Later Ah bee said if Fomfomfom ever held a concert, she will sing Sally Yeh's song because she grew up listening to her songs. Ooh a concert! I told Fomfomfom that I wanted to be her opening act if that day ever comes.

That Ah bee said, "Ya, XP can open for you and after that, everyone will run for the door."

HMPH. One day I will tie Ah bee down and loop Zhainani on Itunes until she begs for mercy.



June 19th 2010 8:37 am
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This World Cup is so upsetting. Nothing is going the way I want it to. Luckily Fomfomfom is absorbing my losses.

Plus Ah ma found a tick on my face. Boo!

At least the tick is no more now.



It's not working

June 18th 2010 10:42 am
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I haven't won a cent from the world cup yet. Some of the results are very strange. It's not an art, not a science. I think maybe it's a conspiracy.


Poor baby

June 17th 2010 8:42 am
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I heard today, a grandfather caned a 1 year old baby coz he was crying and the grandfather was irritated. According to the baby's sister, the grandfather wanted to "teach him a lesson".

I dunno, but I tend to think 1 year old babies can't really learn lessons. Maybe some people think cruelty is manly.



June 16th 2010 8:55 am
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Oh wow, and I thought I was the only glum one. This morning, it rained so hard I was almost blown off by the wind. Me and cha, we huddled at the mailboxes for cover and it was miserable.

It was still raining after lunch so I missed my afternoon walk again today. Cha tried to cheer me up and showed me pictures of a flooded orchard road. Oh my, it was something else. Maybe it's this thing called climate change. How can orchard road be flooded?

So I felt safe and dry in my 5 beds and took an afternoon nap.



June 15th 2010 8:36 am
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Today the bandits' mummy and daddy went away, perhaps for a holiday. Amanda told cha she requested for my mamas to be their babysitters while their parents are away. I put my foot down and said no, I'm not going to share my mamas with them. Luckily their mummy and daddy thought the same thing and said no, what an insult to the visiting grandparents!

Then the bandits wanted us to go to their house and cha politely declined. What she didn't say was no one wanted to see their grand daddy if they didn't have to. It's like taking a sharp stick and poking your left eye out of boredom.

We're smarter than that.


Dragon slayer

June 14th 2010 8:04 am
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Ah bee came back from Bali and she had a present for me. They say it's a paper centipede. Poooh, what centipede; it's a red dragon. I took one look and I knew immediately it's something dangerous and evil. And I was right; it started chasing me the moment Ah bee let it loose on the floor. I barked and I chased and I ran to tire it out. Then when it wasn't looking, I pounced on it and tore it to pieces.

It didn't last more than 2 minutes. Too easy.



June 13th 2010 9:00 am
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I crawled into fomfomfom's lap this morning and they started calling me names. First they said I'm a lap dog, then they said I'm a laptop. Then they went stupid with happiness and declared me an apple laptop. I told them I am an ipad, an object of great desire and they were happier still. They're so stupid I decided to stop talking to them.

And it's Sunday and no one thought to give me a bath. Told u they are stupid. Giggles.

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