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My poor gorgor is still in hospital

December 28th 2009 8:14 am
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Just now I was sitting in fomfomfom's lap with my lamb ear when I just got angry. So I started huffing and puffing and ah bee and fomfomfom started laughing at me. That made me angrier and I growled and barked and tried to bite fomfomfom. They didn't know when to stop and ah bee whipped out a camera and took a video of me getting angry.

I got so angry I chewed up the lamb's ear. Fomfomfom and ah bee are really infuriating sometimes.


No bones everyone

December 27th 2009 7:28 am
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My gorgor is in the hospital. My Ah yi mama thought it would be okay giving him the turkey bone. It's not. Coz he swallowed a part of it and started throwing up. The xray showed that the bone was kinda stuck. It's moving down but really slowly. They are going to observe him tonight and if it's still not passed out by tomorrow, he's going to have to undergo surgery to remove it. Can't have the bone causing a blockage. Poor gorgor. I hope he'd be fine.

I dunno who came up with the dogseatbones nonsense. Never give us bones. More likely than not, it'd either be stuck like what happened to my brother, or the splinters will cause internal bleeding. You don't want either to happen.



December 26th 2009 8:25 am
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Ah bee tells me their favourite chicken wing auntie is back in business at Newton. That is fantastic news. I will be sure to send Fomfomfom to get me some.

Now if only that woman would come back already. It's past my bedtime.



Merry Christmas everybody!

December 25th 2009 8:36 am
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We had turkey today. I didn't have turkey skin though; I'm not allowed to coz it's apparently toxic for us. Like grapes are toxic. And chocolates. And onions. And lotsa other things.

So I had turkey. And lotsa other tidbits. Jolene yiyi came and I told her to take two packets of my tidbits to bring home to my Sugar mummy. It's unfortunate I didn't get to spend the day with my Sugar mummy. Coz the last time we spent Christmas together, I fought with my siblings. But it's okay. Fomfomfom said she will ask my Sugar mummy, my sister and my brother over on New Year's day next week.

I cannot wait. I hope there will be turkey.


Season's Greetings

December 24th 2009 6:33 am
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Fomfomfom tied a ribbon around my neck today and said I am a present.

Yes I am. I'm God's gift to mankind.


Captain Ping

December 23rd 2009 8:59 am
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I carried out Operation Catch Cat today. I first met the cat when he was sitting in front of a car mewing. I tried to tell him cats should be seen and not heard but fomfomfom dragged me away. Later we met the security guard wheeling a cage so we followed him. We ended up in the function room where the cat was trapped. I quickly assumed the commandeering position. The 11 year old resident animal lover girl was tasked with catching the unfortunate pussy.

How slick the cat was. He slipped under the furniture, and ran here and there. I barked commands to the minions and coordinated the whole operation so that the cat was finally caught.

No you don't have to give me a medal. It is only my humble duty.


Winter has started

December 22nd 2009 7:45 am
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Everyone calls me cutie pie and it is the winter solstice but cutie pie doesn't get any glutinous rice dumplings.



December 21st 2009 7:24 am
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Today Amanda, Eliza and Nicky trooped down and gave fomfomfom a box of chocolates. It's from their daddy and mummy and they wished us a merry christmas. Then they trooped up again coz people were coming to carol at their house and they hadn't bathed yet.

Later ah bee went to their house and gave them the white chocolate biscuits she had brought back from japan. Actually, because we are all so shy, I think she threw it in through the kitchen window.

I think all this exchange of gifts is lovely. I only wish Eliza hadn't handed the present to fomfomfom but to me or ah bee, coz fomfomfom declared the chocolates hers and forbade anyone from eating it. I'm pretty sure the present is meant for me.


Where is my cheechipang-don

December 20th 2009 6:47 am
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Ah bee is back! And she bought for me another xiuxiu. This one is much cleaner than the xiuxiu i have. We have been thinking about what to call this new xiuxiu (because all my toys have names) but we haven't been able to come up with anything. Hmm.. I am tempted to call the new one.. Joanne Peh. *giggles* I'm not telling you why.

But anyway, she also came back with two giant crabs. They look like those we see on the "Deadliest Catch". They gave me some but I wasn't interested. One would have thunk she would come back with some fried chicken wings for me; that's what they are famous for in Nagoya.



I hate celebrations

December 19th 2009 7:10 am
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How unhappy I was today. It was my evening walk, and they had the audacity to organise some bad-karaoke-cum-drawing-competition-cum-some-festival celebration in the function room. So many strangers descended upon my territory (since I am owner of all I survey) and I was crowded out. I told fomfomfom off with their heads, but fomfomfom thought that might be impolite. So I spent most of my walk not walking and straining against my leash.

Amanda and eliza joined the drawing competition too. The organiser said to write "let's celebrate and share" on their drawing paper as a title, but they didn't know how to spell "celebrate". I helped them out there. Then I left coz it was really quite beneath me.

I hope no one had a good time. Locusts, all of them.

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