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Best recipe in the world

January 13th 2010 8:17 am
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We were watching tv and a fish and chips recipe came up as a filler between programmes. Ah bee wanted to change channels but fomfomfom said we must all know a fish and chips recipe. So we kept our eyes glued to the tv while the recipe unfolded.

3 kinds of fish. (Huh?) Cut into strips and plaid them. (Plaid them?!) Then place fish into bamboo steamer and steam. (Sacrilege!)

Serve with fries.


Day at the vet's

January 12th 2010 7:37 am
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We went to the vet's this afternoon. I haven't been there in a while because Ah bee has been emptying my anal sacs at home the past couple of months. But we had to go today because I was due for my blood test. The results are in and I am in the pink of health. *beams* even after all that eating over the festive season. Everyone is pleased and Fomfomfom has promised that she will buy me more tidbits tomorrow.

When we were there, the vet woman reached into the cookie jar and took one out for me. But I didn't want it so Fomfomfom took it from the vet woman.

Ah bee pointed at the label of the jar that read, "Don't feed our clinic dog!" and said that's for Camote, no? The vet woman nodded and said some idiot fed Camote so many cookies she was sick for days and they had to cut her open in the end.

Cut her open! Oh dear. Poor Camote. But she looks none the worse for wear; she kept eyeing the cookie in Fomfomfom's hand.

She simply does not learn.


What I organised

January 11th 2010 9:48 am
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Ah bee's friends got in contact with me and fomfomfom last week and planned a surprise birthday celebration for ah bee tonight at midnight coz it's her birthday tomorrow. It was lots of emails and getting in touch with this person and that and secretly finding out ah bee's timetable today. We roped in lots of people and even hacked into ah bee's blackberry. Then when the time came and ah bee was tricked into going downstairs where all her friends were waiting, she didn't bring me along.

That's right, leave the organiser out of the party. Pfft.



January 10th 2010 9:32 am
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I was watching the history channel with fomfomfom. The yellowstone national park is so beautiful and I told fomfomfom she should bring me there one day. I want to chase squirrels and float down rivers on a rubber tube. We made plans. Later we learnt the park is on top of a big bowl of magma and scientists think a super eruption is just round the corner. Fomfomfom said maybe the idea of going is not very wise afterall.

I was almost in tears.


A happy dream

January 9th 2010 8:00 am
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Fomfomfom told me she dreamt of me last night. I was following her around and she brought me all around and to a shopping centre, and I was real popular and everyone liked me.

So fomfomfom woke up really happy to see me. But I told her not to waste her time on such real dreams. I'm always popular, in her dreams and out. She should make full use of her dreamtime for impossible scenarios, like being real popular herself.


I am not fat

January 8th 2010 9:50 am
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Baby's maid observed today that I am "fat". I informed her that it is merely my hair that's grown long, thus the illusion. At home, fomfomfom says I bounce around.

That bothers me. I'm almost glad I'm getting my hair cut in a week. I can't have everyone refering to me as a fatty.

Not when I'm so sleek under all that hair.


Fish lips

January 7th 2010 7:39 am
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Ah ma's been boiling this soup for a few days now, she finally brought it out today. Fomfomfom immediately fished this sticky stuff out and gave it to me. It was yums, and fomfomfom said eat up, it's good for my joints. Later I found out it's fish lips.

It must have been one big sexy fish.



January 6th 2010 7:48 am
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It was drizzling this evening and I was almost going home when I bumped into chanel in the lift lobby. My word. She was in a bumble bee outfit, the better to ward off rain in. Maybe yellow's just not her color, makes her look sallow.



Birdy Nest

January 5th 2010 6:35 am
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They were all having bird's nest and fomfomfom told ah bee to give me some. Apparently it can make one beautiful. I declined politely; you can't make me eat a bird's saliva, no siree.

And eliza told me today she's almost older than her elder sister amanda. Fomfomfom praised her for being so smart. I dunno, I guess i'll eat birdies' saliva if it can make me smarter. One does lose quite a bit of brain capacity hanging out with eliza.


Bull run

January 4th 2010 7:50 am
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It seems everyone was making money in the markets today. I wanted to tax them but no one would open their books for me to check. It's getting hard to persuade them to fill my shoebox coffers.

I shall have to legislate soon.

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