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The worker bee

July 13th 2010 6:34 am
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Ah bee confessed she went to the toilet and slept during work yesterday. Today, she took a half day sick leave when she wasn't really sick.

I shall call her boss.

 

World Cup finals

July 12th 2010 5:17 am
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Paul is right yet I'm not making money. How divine.

Luckily ah ma won big at the casino today and made it up to me. Coz ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Tomorrow should be a holiday

July 11th 2010 8:50 am
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Paul is divine!

Now just one more match to go. I'd better go to bed early; maybe I will wake up to watch the match. Or maybe not. I'll just catch the highlights in the morning so that I will have something to talk to my friends about. I cannot be left out of the action.

So good night now!

 

Like a baby

July 10th 2010 12:16 pm
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And so the strange neighbour did not wake up at 4 a.m. to wash her dishes. Oh maybe she did but at least she was quiet and did not wake Fomfomfom.

Now let's just hope that she can keep it up.

In other news, Paul picked Germany and Spain to win the final two matches of the world cup. Those are my bets exactly.

I can smell the money already.

 

Middle of the night

July 9th 2010 9:27 am
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Fomfomfom was kept awake in the wee hours in the morning, like 5am, by our strange neighbour who has a habit of clattering plates for more than an hour each morning. Apparently it was the straw that broke the fomfomfom's back, for we have been tolerating them for quite a while now.

So fomfomfom caught the daughter of that strange person and informed her of their strange habit, which apparently they do not find strange at all. The poor girl seemed petrified, but fomfomfom said she deserves it coz they are so strange.

We will be keeping our ears wide open tonight. If we catch them again, fomfomfom says, woe is them.

 

Scooby-doo

July 8th 2010 7:46 am
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One does not heed paul at one's own peril. I regret to inform I couldn't wait for paul's prediction and bet on germany instead. Spain won. Oh woe.

Anyway, we found ourselves watching scooby-doo. Ah bee wondered what the little sidekick was called, she offered little doo. Fomfomfom thought it might be scooby-dee.

I educated them that he's called scrappy-doo. They mustn't have had much of a childhood.

 

Man vs food

July 7th 2010 8:24 am
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They always watch man vs food on tv, weekly, like it's a religion or something. Then they'd feel the munchies creep up and start foraging for food. Today, ah bee was inspired to have cup noodles and cha, to fire up the stove and whip up a bowl of instant noodles.

I'm only proud of fomfomfom, who had 4 water apples. It's not true that food always wins in this house.

 

Ah bee is too free

July 6th 2010 7:40 am
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I think ah bee is too free. Yesterday she went off work at 5 plus for a haircut, today she went to buy cockles and porky things home. The cockles were all bloody and the pork was covered in, get this, milk powder.

Such hazardous things. I should speak with ah bee's bosses to keep her at work. Afterall, she is indentured for a salary.

 

Youth day

July 5th 2010 8:18 am
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The kids were screaming real early in the afternoon and they disturbed our nap. How irritated we were. It was only later we saw amanda and enquired why she wasn't in school that we learnt it is youth day. That's why the youths were loose.

Between me, a baby, and fomfomfom, a hag, apparently no one saw the relevance of informing us of youth day. Maybe next year I'll be youth enough. Whereas fomfomfom has no hope.

 

Birthdays

July 4th 2010 7:55 am
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Yesterday Fomfomfom went to celebrate Bling's third birthday. Her mommy and daddy bought her this 80-dollar birthday package; it comes with a strawberry cake, a shepherd's pie and cookies. Fomfomfom doggied-bagged them home for me. The cookies are yums.

Anyway, they're all ashamed Bling had a party so we are going all out for my birthday this year.

Watch this space.

 
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