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The beautiful world cup

May 31st 2010 8:29 am
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We've subscribed to the world cup cable package. Luckily I saw the ad today and saw that it's the last day for the early bird special. I bugged cha to subscribe right away. We managed to save about $26 dollars, which I will turn into a million dollars.

The trick is to watch every match on tv and place some strategic bets. What a good investment this will be. I can't wait.



May 30th 2010 8:45 am
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You must have heard of Foxconn, that factory in China which manufactures IPhones and makes other tech parts for companies like Dell and Nokia. So there has been a spate of suicides becuase of the alleged sweatshop-like working conditions. It's terrible.

I shan't complain about them making me mill rice anymore. It's hard work but at least I don't get fined for talking while at work.


No more Sangu on Sat nights

May 29th 2010 10:08 am
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Ah bee went to the dog shelter today and she came back with stories good and bad. Stories about people who care for the dogs that are not theirs and take care of them. About people who don't care for their dogs and about people who are only concerned with making money from dogs.

All sorts.

We just find it incredible how ugly people can be. And we want to raise a private army.



May 28th 2010 8:30 am
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We hear the IPad went on sale in many countries today. We talked about all the Apple products and we think they should name the next one after me.

It will be called the IPing.

You know you want an IPing.


Pee time

May 27th 2010 10:19 am
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We met kiki and koko today. I nosed around with koko and fomfomfom squatted to pat kiki. Then koko decided it's time to claim territory, so he peed on fomfomfom. His maid was horrified but fomfomfom assured her it's ok. I told her it's ok too, I usually can pee on fomfomfom's head and get away with it. She's a pushover.



May 26th 2010 7:48 am
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It was so hot today, starting in the morning. Fomfomfom told me to get changed, she'll bring me to the frozen food section of the supermarket. We'll squat there as an outing.

It's not a bad idea.


No lizards

May 25th 2010 9:23 am
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I think word must have gotten out. There was not one lizard to be had today!

Tortoises, them all. Anything, they hide in their shells. No challenge, no challenge!



I can't do chicken

May 24th 2010 8:11 am
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They keep saying i've been very naughty recently. But it's not my fault. My skin is itching all over and I'm so uncomfortable. You can't blame a girl for being in a foul mood. It's all the kfc they'd been feeding me a while ago.

So we'll all pay the price. I'll keep itching and keep biting them all.


It's not my fault

May 23rd 2010 8:39 am
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Today I put multiple holes in Ah bee's hand. I was already unhappy when she emptied my anal sacs. So during the walk when I told her to let me down and she refused, I bit her. That should teach her.



May 22nd 2010 10:14 am
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I am very unhappy today. Cha hit my backside and they ignored me so I went to sleep in my room alone. And when Ah bee came back, she said she cannot bring herself to sayang me. Only Ah ma is good to me. Ah ma loves me and I love Ah ma.

All over an iguana. I had found one in the bushes today and caught it in my mouth. It was struggling and so I shook my head furiously to make it stop. When I spat it out after a while, it lay on its back and despite Fomfomfom trying to get it to move, it never did. They say it must have died from a concussion.

They're angry with me because the iguana died.

And I'm angry with them for being angry with me.

But they promised they will get over it by tomorrow.

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