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It's raining panties

February 19th 2009 6:30 am
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Ah bee brought home a load of panties yesterday. Like thirty or so. They are some lady's secrets. Some had pictures of doggies on them, so I liked those. Ah bee and fomfomfom also liked them so much they wore the panties on their heads and took pictures. The layered panties they thought might become a fashion statement and they were proud.

It's just that the panties were too big for me to wear on my head or anywhere else.

 

Ah bee says she will be very fai with fom's computer , then- she was verified

February 18th 2009 7:41 am
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My hair must be long. I went down to play, then I shat, it was soft coz I'd been having lots of pork. *blush* Then we came up and cha spent 10 minutes cleaning my behind. Finally she gave up and she washed my backside. The indignity of it.

A haircut will restore my dignity.

 

Like it is

February 17th 2009 6:33 am
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We went to the vet's today. It was anal business. The vet woman started gibbering when she saw me, and we paid her no attention. I squirted some juice on her arm and uniform coz she was making me so uncomfortable. When it was done I wagged my tail and they all laughed at me.

I don't know what's so funny. I wag my tail when I am happy.

 

Ah ma washed all my beds and blankets coz my head was smelly

February 16th 2009 7:51 am
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It was smokin' this evening. The air was all burnt and ashy and smelly. Ah ma pointed out a hill burning yonder. Luckily the wind changed direction just as I was about to go for my evening walk.

Ah bee came back and sat with me and fomfomfom at the badminton court bench. A few kids came by on tricycles and declared me a doggie. Fomfomfom then discussed with ah bee whether to tell them I'm actually a persian cat from ancient mesopotamia. But then their grandmothers came by and we were afraid the kids would fall off their tricycles.

We didn't tell them.

 

My first rose

February 15th 2009 7:40 am
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Ah ma laughed at me today, she said my boyfriends didn't give me flowers for valentine's day yesterday. I defended my boyfriends, as a loyal girlfriend should, I said they don't get pocket money, they can't afford flowers. But cha said they should have picked some flowers and given them to me anyway.

All these comments made me feel less of a woman so I kept quiet. Luckily, ah bee remembered someone did give me a rose, so she brought it to me and I was happy again. I attacked it and its short life was worthwhile.

What a joy a rose is.

 

I love my wife biscuit

February 14th 2009 8:36 am
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It is Valentine's Day today. I spent it lying around the house. Finally it was time for my walk, but the lousy security guard ZG had to come and harrass me. Ah bee was so irritated she yanked me home and proceeded to give me a bath coz ZG had touched me with his dirty hands. I was so unhappy.

And at night cha came back with a tiffany's little blue box and fomfomfom tied the ribbon around my neck and took pictures. I felt they were making fun of me. Later, they tied it around my tail too.

I found comfort in my wife biscuit. I hid it beside my volleyball, where I hide everything of any importance. But fomfomfom had to come and disturb our time together so I kept it in my mouth.

I love my wife biscuit, especially on a night like this one.

 

Lucky day

February 13th 2009 8:37 am
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Woo hoo, it is friday the 13th today. I didn't meet any black cat who crossed my path today. Lucky me.

 

Murderers ought to be slow roasted

February 12th 2009 6:58 am
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I saw in the papers today, this poor little koala bear. She was trying to flee the forest fire in australia and got her paws injured. Even her nose seems scorched. When the fireman found her, she held his hand and drank 2 bottles of water. The news brought tears to my eyes, all those poor animals who didn't manage to escape. I hope to make friends with this koala bear, I will hold her hand too.

The arsonists are murderers.

 

My bleeding gums

February 11th 2009 7:06 am
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Ah bee came back with a long long stick of pork tendon. I wagged my tail so hard my backside almost dropped off, and fomfomfom had it all captured on video. Then I took some time to figure out how to chew it coz it was so so long.

So I started chewing and my gums started bleeding. Fomfomfom thought perhaps my teeth are so dirty my gums are inflamed and that's why they always bleed easily. I turned to say hello to ah bee and when I turned back, my beloved stick of tendon was gone. And I heard fomfomfom say dental scaling to ah bee.

It was then my heart and gums bled together.

 

Time to learn to read the time

February 10th 2009 6:42 am
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I am 5 years and 2 months old today. I borrowed cha's calculator and found that I am 62 whole months old already. But apparently this grand age did not impress my mamas; I did not get a cake today. Actually fomfomfom did inquire if I wanted my favourite pandan cake, but cha vetoed it. Coz the last time I had it I had explosive diarrhoea. No cake for da ping today :(

Ah bee came back and told me to remind her to bathe in 10 minutes. I don't know how to read a clock, but I agreed coz I am helpful. So I tried my best to estimate 10 minutes but I wasn't very accurate. I reminded ah bee 5 times before she declared it 10 minutes. I hope she was touched though, coz I really tried my best.

 
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