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I hate celebrations

December 19th 2009 7:10 am
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How unhappy I was today. It was my evening walk, and they had the audacity to organise some bad-karaoke-cum-drawing-competition-cum-some-festival celebration in the function room. So many strangers descended upon my territory (since I am owner of all I survey) and I was crowded out. I told fomfomfom off with their heads, but fomfomfom thought that might be impolite. So I spent most of my walk not walking and straining against my leash.

Amanda and eliza joined the drawing competition too. The organiser said to write "let's celebrate and share" on their drawing paper as a title, but they didn't know how to spell "celebrate". I helped them out there. Then I left coz it was really quite beneath me.

I hope no one had a good time. Locusts, all of them.


My kind heart

December 18th 2009 9:44 am
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I was sniffing around today with fomfomfom when I suddenly sat down. Fomfomfom thought I was about to start scootin', perhaps i had poo stuck to my behind. Then I finally stood up and she saw I had sat down on a baby cockroach. I only stood up out of the goodness of my heart.

Fomfomfom made a face and. I. Strutted.


My belly

December 17th 2009 8:07 am
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It was raining the moment I woke up and it rained kinda the whole day after that. There were appropriate breaks for my walks, of course, but I had my belly washed 3 times, and the last time fomfomfom even shampooed me.

So later when we were playing with papazhao, my tortoise on a stick, I ran at full speed and slammed into fomfomfom. That'll teach her to shampoo me on my non-bath days.


Swimming pool

December 16th 2009 7:35 am
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I saw 2 kiddos discussing today how to pee in the swimming pool. Then they proceeded to do it. Golly, I'm glad I'm not allowed in the pool. Now I won't go even if they send me an invitation engraved in gold.

Next time ah bee goes swimming I shall stifle a giggle.


There are cars and there are cars

December 15th 2009 8:07 am
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It rained like the dickens today. I was downstairs on my evening walk and found some shelter in the nick of time. Ah ma wondered aloud if I had been blown away as she watched it come down in the safety of her high-rise abode.

Well I hadn't, I had an immovable weight attached to me in the form of fomfomfom. It must be this global warming thing, the rains are so heavy. Perhaps a few more ferrarris in basement carparks were drowned today, like what happened a few weeks ago. Giggles. Ferrarris are no good, they can't swim. Mini coopers, ah, they're different. No doubt they will float and vroom vroom their way to dry land.

I'm gonna get me one of those minis.



December 14th 2009 6:08 am
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I see the huge luggage again. The last time I saw it Chachacha disappeared for 2 weeks. I wonder who is going to disappear this time and for how long.

They always tell me I can crawl into the luggage and be a stowaway. I've tried that a few times, jumping into the luggage only to have them shoo me out of it after a while.

It's okay. Who wants to be a stowaway anyway. I only fly first.


And then there were 3

December 13th 2009 9:19 am
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There is this nice grandma who's always at the vegetable patch. We meet her all the time. One day she said to Fomfomfom, oh you bring her down so many times a day? I see you in the mornings too.

Fomfomfom replied, oh that's not me. That's my elder sister.

Nice granny said, you have a sister?!?!

Fomfomfom said, actually I have a younger sister too. That's the one you see on weekends.


I think that was almost too much for the nice granny's heart.

The 3 of them really shouldn't go around scarin' and confusin' people like that.


Say that again

December 12th 2009 9:50 am
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Ah bee and I met Eliza today. She said hello and then the conversation went like this-

Eliza: "Where is your...".

Ah bee: "Sister?"

Eliza: "Ah yes sister."

Ah bee: "My sister is at home sleeping."

Eliza: "Is the dog also sleeping upstairs?"

Ah bee: "Nooo, the dog is here." *points at me*

I think Eliza should be on Kids Say The Darnest Things.


6 years and 1 day

December 11th 2009 8:42 am
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It is my first day as a 6 year old. I don't feel any taller. It's kinda reassuring that everything is the same as before.

Except the food. Oooh, it was banana cake and dumplings and meat for supper. What lovely privileges that come with being a 6 year old!

I'm almost looking forward to tomorrow's diarrhoea.


Happy birthday to pingping!

December 10th 2009 6:11 am
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It is my birthday today! I am 6 years old. Next year I will go to primary school.

So I made cha sing happy birthday to me 6 times this morning. Then fomfomfom went out specially to buy me my pork knuckle which I had for lunch. It was lovely.

I told all my friends that it's my birthday. Bean bean asked why I didn't bring my cake down to share with her. I think I should have, coz the poor bean is working as a secretary every other day, manning the telephone at her mummy's office without a salary. She needs a haircut badly but probably can't afford one. Poor bean.

At night ah bee came back real early, like 8pm. We had more of that lovely pork knuckle. Then we took photos and ate my banana birthday cake. Yums.

I know it's been a wonderful day when I can feel a diarrhoea brewing. Whee.

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