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I like liver. A lot.

April 3rd 2008 9:30 am
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I was real emo today. I barked at Ah ma while she was giving me a belly rub. And then I got angry when Ah bee sat down next to me. And I stared defiantly at anyone who dared look at me. I wouldn’t be so emo if they hadn’t brought me to have my hair cut like a little boy. I look like a little boy. I don’t like it. I know I said I want to get a haircut to show Merrilyn but somehow it backfired on me. First, I look like a little boy. Second, Ah gong called me fat after I had the haircut.

Anyway while I was getting my haircut, one Ah beng and his girlfriend came in with their little doggie. He’s a male Shih Tzu and he looks like me! Ah bee and Fomfomfom were so shocked because they have never seen anyone who looks so much like me before. We even have the same mega paws. Except that he’s brown and I’m not. Luckily he’s brown, says Fomfomfom, or I might just mistake him for Xiaoping. So much for saying that she can pick me out in a sea of black and white Shih Tzus.

I had to take a bath after we got back. I’m about 4 days overdue. At least something good came out of this. The egg yolk I had for supper was pretty good too.

Burp!

 

Cockle-doodle-doo!

April 2nd 2008 9:21 am
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I had some black chicken for supper just now. It was my first time having black chicken and I like it a lot. That reminds me of the chickens Hsien Fei yiyi’s sister used to keep. Actually they were cocks and the neighbours complained about the noise they made every morning. So they had to be given away. No one would take them so she had to leave them at the Botanical Gardens. Hsien Fei yiyi’s sister would go visit them every weekend just to make sure that they were okay. Until one day, she saw a man chasing the chickens and the week after, she couldn’t find them anymore. Poor chickens.

 

April Fools'. Not.

April 1st 2008 9:03 am
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I thought it’s April Fools’ today. I already thought of a prank to ping everyone but Ah bee told me not to try anything because April Fools’ was yesterday. I was really upset when I heard that because every year I’d think of a gag and pull it off beautifully. How did I manage to miss it completely this time? So I told Ah bee that she will have to remind me next year so that I wouldn’t get the dates mixed up.

Sigh.

 

I'm no fat cat

March 31st 2008 9:49 am
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Merrilyn called me fat and said I look like a cat. I will have to tell Ah ma to let her go. Before that, I will get a haircut so she knows that I am not fat. And I certainly do not look like a cat.

But then again, I do like looking at her flowers a lot. We’ve never had flowers because my Ah ma has a purple thumb. It’s so much prettier now that Merrilyn has taken over the garden. Alright, she can stay but I don’t want to hear her call me a fat cat anymore.

 

Too good to be true

March 30th 2008 9:32 am
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Today I went to the gardens and I saw a maomao. I didn’t see the maomao at first and for a long time, I was wondering why Ah bee and Fomfomfom kept screaming, “PINGPING, MAOMAO!!” And I didn’t see the maomao until Fomfomfom flung a little twig to where she was, about 3m away. That maomao, she has got no respect for me. She didn’t even get up from her resting position and I spied her eyes closing at one point in time while I was barking at her. She was falling asleep. What has the world come to? C’est terrible I tell you. I’ll have all of you know that I descended from wolves. I’m a fearsome predator. Woof!

We had a surprise visitor tonight. Weizhi jiejie came over and she rubbed my belly and let me lick her. Her face was all wet after I was done. *giggles* To think she used to be scared of me. I still remember when she jumped on the sofa to get away from me. And the time when she used a pillow to shield herself from me. Ahhh, that wasn’t too long ago. *giggles* She should come over more often; it gets a little boring at night here.

And I got chicken wings for supper. Burp!

 

EGN

March 29th 2008 10:42 am
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I had an 18 hour day. It started normal enough but I knew it wasn’t just any Saturday; it was Electric Grill Night. I love EGNs- 5 gals come over to play with me. We haven’t had one in close to a year because one of them gals went to London for a while. And it was EGN tonight because another one of them is going to Australia and another to Africa. The latter is the same one whom I swindled a soft toy out of. That soft toy was given to her by the boyfriend of another one of them 5 gals. I’ve named it Milo the Dino. Coz it’s a brown dinosaur. *giggles* And the last gal makes Cha and Fomfomfom want to take their money out of the banks. *giggles* Those gals are so silly but they are my favouritest gals in the world. I spent my entire night outside with them even though it was all smoky and oily. And I was so sad they didn’t stay over. I hope they come visit again soon.

In other news, we met a fella in the gardens today who gave us a flyer. Fomfomfom almost spat on it. Supreme Master Ching Hai my ass, she says. So gullible. So shameless. Pui.

 

TGIF because it means it will be Saturday tomorrow

March 28th 2008 10:51 am
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My Ah gong is a little senile I think. He doesn’t think. Just now he forgot to pull the plastic board across after he came in from the garden and so I happily went out to the garden by myself. I was busy welcoming passers-by when Ah bee came home. She waved to me, thinking that I was under supervision. I barked at her and that was when Fomfomfom thought I sounded like I was outside instead of in the living room where she thought I was. So I had to come in. But it was alright coz we had a visitor. Her name is Cheryl. I don’t know who she is or why she’s here but they didn’t let me go lick her. Bummer.

I can’t wait for tomorrow!

 

Fomfomfom can go join the circus

March 27th 2008 10:41 am
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I was a little bored just now so Ah bee told Fomfomfom to do something to keep me entertained. She started juggling. That was pretty good. I should get her a unicycle. That would be fun.

After the juggling, she brought her hands to her mouth and there was this strange noise that came from her palms. I think she kept a little bird in her hands and she squeezed the poor thing to make it sing. Otherwise there is no way those sounds would come from her palms. It’s the poor little bird. That must be it. Fomfomfom is a cruel woman. So I barked at her to let the bird go. I don’t know how she does it but she manages to hide the poor baby everytime I look in her hands. Someone stop her!

 

Meow

March 26th 2008 10:30 am
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We had muffins today. Fomfomfom got them from that famous bakery at Chun Tin Road. They don’t really look like muffins to me; in fact they look more like cupcakes. But they were sold as muffins so muffins they are. We had chocolate, pandan, banana and walnut muffins. I had a walnut one. It was quite wonderful. And inadequate. You can’t just have one of those things. Five is more like it. I must remind Fomfomfom to buy more of them muffins. Burp!

We had a visitor tonight. He’s my Ah ma’s nephew so that makes him my uncle. He came over at 10plus and didn’t leave till after midnight. I was so tired coz it was past my bedtime. But I can’t possibly leave them and go to bed; I’m a good hostess. So I chopchop ate, peed and drank water after he left. Then I collapsed onto my mattress.

Good night world.

 

Her Tutu Highness

March 25th 2008 9:44 am
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I thought today would be a good day. After all, I got to go to the gardens at 9.30am. That rarely happens and I was hoping it meant I could go a second time in the evening. It was downhill from then on.

First I threw up my lunch. And I didn’t feel like eating anything else so I went empty-stomach. Then I thought we were going to the gardens a second time but somehow we ended up at the vet’s. The vet woman, she gave me an injection, fed me a deworming pill, checked my ears and squeezed my backside. I don’t like her. So I pooped in her hands. Hrmph. Half an hour later, I threw up coz I was too hungry. Fomfomfom immediately called the vet woman who said we will have to deworm again next month when I go in to get my backside squeezed. Bleah. And I had to take a bath.

UM!

 
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