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I must take care

February 7th 2009 8:45 am
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Today I had a bath, and they forgot to put cotton wool in my ears. I didn't remind them, coz it was good to be able to hear them during bath time. Ah bee realised in horror and we cleaned out my ears later. Hopefully I don't get an ear infection.

I met a cat this afternoon, and then russell appeared and I said, out of my way, boyfriend! I have a cat to catch! But ah bee didn't let me go after the cat and russell's owner said he has arthritis. He's only six years old and I fear my joints might go the same way in a while. So I told ah ma she's got to make sure my diet has lots of collagen so my joints are in good shape.

I can think of lots of good food. My future is assured.


We must age gracefully

February 6th 2009 6:57 am
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I saw on tv an american congresswoman. She was on cnbc and she gave me a fright with her botoxed-to-death face. I wonder why they do that, injecting poison into their faces. I think cnbc should be rated R21.

I fear I might be having nightmares tonight.


A whole new world

February 5th 2009 7:07 am
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Today I walked to a gate at the back of the condo. And I took a real good look at what was beyond that gate. Oh, there were people and things and wide paths and water and trees. I wanted to go out there to explore. But I was trapped in the inside looking out, through bars no less. Never mind, I'm happy enough with the condo compound, coz I'm a contented girl.

And it must have been because I was such a good girl, that someone omnipresent wrote a cat into my destiny shortly after. It was already dark but I saw the cat. Fomfomfom didn't see him and she was impressed at how I usually can't see a cat in front of me in broad daylight but could see one in the dark tonight.

I was really impressive. Ah ma heard me all the way up where she was. I gave the cat a good talking to.


My ah ma is back!

February 4th 2009 6:57 am
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Yesterday I went down to play first, then thought I would catch fomfomfom and ah bee before they left for work. But alas, I only caught sight of the back of their cars and I couldn't say goodbye to them and I was so sad. To prevent such sadness today, I went down to play and forgot all about them. I think I'll just do that in future.

And ah ma came back! She is incorrigible, she went gambling again in this doom and gloom economic climate. And she lost everything, and declared proudly that she didn't even have 20 cents on her when she reached home.

Later I will go to my shoebox and scramble for 20 cents so I can give it to ah ma, because I love ah ma and ah ma loves me.


The stuff of champions

February 3rd 2009 7:12 am
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I am a champion today. I shat 4 times. Even the usually critical cha expressed admiration.

I feel noble.


I always keep my promises

February 2nd 2009 6:03 am
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Ah bee wasn't with me today, so I intro-ed the cat to fomfomfom instead. He was lazing around under a car, so I reprimanded him loudly while fomfomfom squatted beside me and held my leash. I made so much noise that everyone who walked past us stopped to stare in admiration.

I must introduce the cat to ah bee too. Then she can squat beside me while everyone gawks in envy.


The last emperor of china

February 1st 2009 7:13 am
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Ah bee promised to bring me down to play at 4, but it was already 430 and she was watching this documentary on Puyi. I thought it wasn't so interesting but all my 3 mamas were glued to the tv.

So I tried to entice ah bee to bring me downstairs. I told her I'd introduce cats to her, and with that promise I managed to pry her away from the tv.

Alas we met no cats and I could tell ah bee was terribly disappointed. I don't blame her.


I had yet another perfect day

January 31st 2009 9:08 am
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But it seems like I'm in the minority. I was watching tv with ah ma and fomfomfom, as we do most saturday nights. Sisy's programme, she talked about how many thousands of jobs were lost and whole towns in the US are jobless now. And they interviewed the poor people on the ground, and more than one person cried about how hopeless the situation is.

I feel quite sad for the people.


For once I was outside the house barking in at ah bee

January 30th 2009 6:37 am
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This morning, fomfomfom and ah ma were driving to the market when they saw a dog with a collar cross the road right outside the condo. Fomfomfom had to stop her car in the middle of the road or she would have hit the dog. The dog wasn't very road savvy at all, fomfomfom worried all the way to the market and back. She thought it might be the dog poo activist's dog. If the security guards had seen the dog stroll out and not done anything, they ought all to be shot and drawn and quartered and tarred and feathered. But we don't know for sure whose dog it was. Maybe he came from the terrace houses nearby.

We hope he was just out for a stroll and is already home by now. But the way he crosses roads is worrying.


I must remember to ask ah ma for a $60 red packet

January 29th 2009 6:59 am
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The schnauzer in a black harness with colorful paw prints all over it, I met her again today. Today she was with her maid instead of her mummy. I think her name is really Baby. When I met her a few times previously, her mummy always called her Baby, I thought it was just an affectionate term. Today her maid called her Baby too. I giggled at her name, and she wanted to jump on me so I growled at her. She's only one plus years old, just a baby. I wonder what they will call her when she's older.


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