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Expensive medicine

February 27th 2009 7:12 am
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I was due for my monthly heartworm medicine today. Cha was supposed to administer it for me at night, since fomfomfom and ah bee were going out. But fomfomfom won't give the medicine early to cha. She fears cha would use it on herself coz you'll never know, she might have lice.

The medicine is expensive, gotta be careful with it, fom whispered to me. And what if cha mixes some cornstarch solution and puts it on my fur, pretending it is the medicine?

We will not be fooled.

 

Primary 2 english textbook

February 26th 2009 7:00 am
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If I were moo moo monster, I would jump and hop. And then I would drink hot tea. But I am not a moo moo monster.

So I climbed into cha's lap and put my head on her thigh and slept for an hour. Cha told me her thigh went to sleep too.

We were so happy.

 

Meow

February 25th 2009 6:18 am
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I met a boy in the lift today. He said, cat. I said, boy, if you say that again, you may not live to become a man. I have no time for niceties. Cat indeed.

During my afternoon walk, I threw up a mysterious pile of stuff. Fomfomfom brought the stuff home but cha won't look at it and threw it away. What it is, is for me to know and for them to find out. Giggles.

Fomfomfom then got home a little late in the evening and cha brought me for my evening walk. I always like to sit around but all the benches were wet coz it had just rained and cha didn't know where we can sit. I sighed and brought her to my favourite stretch of place-to-sit. All 3 of them. I walked along the stretches and jooped and whooped and we sat happily for a while. But the whole adventure still was only for half an hour and I had to take a shower when I came back coz it was mushy everywhere. Boo.

 

I am da ping-zi and they are the cha-zi, fom-zi and bee-zi

February 24th 2009 6:51 am
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Cha always says, take care of the nose and the nose will take care of pingping. That's why she always wipes my nose very clean after walks.

Maybe now my nose is not keeping me clean enough. Now cha has something new to clean. She wipes 5 times on each side to clean off the sleep at the corner of my eyes.

And she claims she wants to teach me to count to 8. Perhaps I will bite off her nose and nothing will keep her clean then. And then I will teach her to count to 10.

 

I dunno if the bird is a boy or girl so he/she is an "it"- too

February 23rd 2009 6:40 am
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Today I was surveying my kingdom and I came across this audacious bird. It was sleeping under a car. At 1.45 in the afternoon. I squeezed under the car too and crept up close. Then I barked loudly into its ear and it almost jumped out of its feathers.

It deserves to be bald, such a lazy birdie.

 

We hate the guards with dirty hands

February 22nd 2009 6:55 am
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We have put our plan into action. All my mamas are now very mean to the security guards, so that they won't think they are our best friends and get too friendly. It seems the guards are perhaps getting the hint. But sometimes, it seems they are not.

We'll just have to keep this up.

 

I don't know if the cat is a boy or girl, he/she is just an- "it" to me anyway

February 21st 2009 7:21 am
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I went to the bicycle racks to look for the tabby cat again today. I've been barking at it for 3 days now. It always hides behind the bicycles, what a scaredy cat.

I strutted there again today and barked up a storm. My barking must have scared it insane and pushed it over the edge. For it suddenly snarled at me viciously. How out of character.

What fear does to a scaredy cat.

 

Planning my future

February 20th 2009 5:02 am
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Last night I told ah bee solemnly to register a company for me coz I want to be a pimp. Ah ma overheard us and laughed and laughed and laughed. I was a little offended. Ah ma said I had no inventory, how was I to start business?

I said I would be making a visit to the dog farm soon, and I would pick out the most sultry newly arrived puppies. I would groom them and then I can open shop.

Ah ma cackled till she was in bed and I stomped out of her room.

 

It's raining panties

February 19th 2009 6:30 am
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Ah bee brought home a load of panties yesterday. Like thirty or so. They are some lady's secrets. Some had pictures of doggies on them, so I liked those. Ah bee and fomfomfom also liked them so much they wore the panties on their heads and took pictures. The layered panties they thought might become a fashion statement and they were proud.

It's just that the panties were too big for me to wear on my head or anywhere else.

 

Ah bee says she will be very fai with fom's computer , then- she was verified

February 18th 2009 7:41 am
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My hair must be long. I went down to play, then I shat, it was soft coz I'd been having lots of pork. *blush* Then we came up and cha spent 10 minutes cleaning my behind. Finally she gave up and she washed my backside. The indignity of it.

A haircut will restore my dignity.

 
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