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Ah bee has an ingrown toenail

April 5th 2009 8:49 am
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Am ma told me today that people used to just throw their pets out onto the streets. Now they would bring them to the groomers and then doll them up, before throwing them on the streets. So that people may find them cute, hopefully, and adopt them.

I say, that's people with no conscience pretending to have half a conscience. Pui. I despise them.

 

Smelly Cat

April 4th 2009 8:46 am
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Fomfomfom sang to me as she fed me salmon sashimi for lunch today:

"Smelly cat, smelly cat
What am I feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault"

What I have to put up with to get some food around here.

 

Not too bright

April 3rd 2009 7:22 am
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I saw the baby with a lot of hair today. She was chewing her finger. I wagged my finger at her and told her solemnly she's going to get a stummyache if her finger ain't clean. Her maid explained she's teething, that's why she needs to chew. Apparently, sometimes she will throw her teething toy away and then chew on her finger. And then she will chew too hard and then she will cry.

I cupped my hands over my nose and mouth and tried not to laugh.

 

Shimmy, shimmy

April 2nd 2009 7:50 am
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Fomfomfom and cha were having salmon sashimi for lunch today. I sat by fom's chair and informed her politely I wanted a taste. So fomfomfom let me sniff the salmon and I let her know I approve of it by licking a piece. With raised eyebrows and a conspiratorial wink at cha, fomfomfom broke off a piece and gave it to me. And she tried to make me say meow.

I knew the lousy thing expected me to flee with my tail between my legs. What she didn't know was that I am a lover of raw fish. Unlike someone who's only starting to dip a toe gingerly into the marvelous world of raw fish, I chomped and chomped with gusto.

And the zero had to beg the hero to leave her one piece of sashimi. I only agreed when she said meow.

 

Hooray!

April 1st 2009 7:30 am
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We are so happy today coz doudou has solved her constipation problem. She succeeded so fast today I was touched.

Ah ma made everyone watch a dog parade on the animal planet channel tonight. It was funny, the poor dogs, they had to put on costumes and some pretended to be airplanes. The airplanes won, though I personally preferred the playgirls. Their wigs and bikinis were very fetching indeed. Then I heard someone say I should get a wig too. I was disapproving. How undignified.

 

I observed doudou for a long time

March 31st 2009 7:39 am
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Ah ma got a new phone today. I struck a few poses obligingly so they could get the material for the wallpaper. I'm photogenic at 2 megapixels as I am at 10. What can I say?

I met doudou the rabid shihtzu today. She was constipated, the poor girl. It must have been my ferocious bark that frightened her so. I shall not bark at her next time, constipation is a nasty business. Think the poor thing didn't succeed today.

 

What price competition

March 30th 2009 7:55 am
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Fomfomfom bought me a plastic bone last night. It's got a beef flavour. I wasn't impressed. I didn't want to touch it with a ten foot pole.

Then I learnt today that my brother, who also got a bone last night courtesy of fomfomfom, chewed it till 11 plus pm. Now we can't have that, can we, so I started chewing on the *ugh* bone this evening. It's so hard I had to take a nap after 15 minutes of chewing. But I worked hard tonight, I have to make up for lost time.

 

We love chicken

March 29th 2009 9:12 am
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They had kfc for lunch. I insisted I must have kfc for lunch too. That's because it's almost like a communist colony here, except that there's a monarch, me. Therefore everyone had kfc for lunch today and I didn't order for anyone to be beheaded.

That's because I am a kind and loving monarch.

 

Strong medicine

March 28th 2009 9:27 am
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So I was due my heartworm medicine today. Happily, fomfomfom prepared to administer it when she realised the box was empty. Gasp, said she. So fomfomfom went to the vet's this lovely saturday morning just to get me new heartworm medicine (where her credit card was embarrassingly declined coz she had busted it this month).

I really didn't mind not having the medicine. But no one pays me any heed in this house, no siree. It was dutifully administered. The happy thing is that I didn't have to bathe today then. Today is reserved for the medicine to swim its way though my tight body. Bath day becomes tomorrow.

I'll worry about it tomorrow.

 

Thunder

March 27th 2009 9:03 am
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It rained heavily all of a sudden tonight. I watched gibbons on the animal planet channel with ah ma and fomfomfom. They were cute, especially when the new born gibbon had to wear diapers. Giggles. I didn't wear diapers when I was young.

Then there was a sudden loud boom, so I jumped. Ah ma laughed at me and fomfomfom scolded ah ma and grumbled away while she patted my chest so that I won't be afraid.

Thunderstorms these days.

 
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