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July 28th 2010 9:01 am
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I read today that someone in china dug out a dog's eyes and mutilated its genitals, and it was roaming the streets in that state. The dog was rescued by volunteers but it still died of infection, fortunately or unfortunately.

Why are there people like that? I wonder if they will squeal if someone digs out their eyes.


My bone weight

July 27th 2010 8:51 am
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Apparently each person has a bone weight in taels. It's a fortune telling thing, determined by the 8 characters.

Ah ma asked me what I am and fomfomfom chimed, 8 taels! I don't know, it must be my 8 characters. I checked wikipedia and that's about 320 grams.

??? I'm 6 kilograms, I'll have you know.


Biological weapon

July 26th 2010 9:36 am
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Ah bee and fomfomfom are always making fun of me. Like just now, fomfomfom stood on my rug and pulled, and 2 big strands of rug got pulled out. My rug just got tattier. I ordered her to tie the two strands together and hang herself with it. She tried, but it broke again. I shall have to think of something else to execute her with tomorrow.

Then ah bee tried to snatch my bottle away from me. Fomfomfom was blocking my way with her ugly bulk, so I decided to fight back. They are getting out of hand with the bullying. I mustered one up and let 'er rip. While they gagged, I snatched my bottle and ran off.

That'll teach them to gang up on me all the time.


It's a girl!

July 25th 2010 9:06 am
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We heard from Amanda (who shouted from her balcony) that Bandit Number 6 is a girl!

We cannot wait for December!


Why you so like that

July 24th 2010 10:40 am
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Ah bee attended a wedding dinner tonight and she came back with a story about this uncle of the groom who decided to hijack the microphone and perform a rap in front of the unfortunate audience. No doubt he spent a long time composing the rap; I don't think anyone is capable of stringing chocolate, kit kat and tic tac into a rap impromptu.

Ah bee said it was so bad she wanted to die. *giggles* It felt so surreal, she says.

I guess I won't pass judgment since I wasn't there and it's all heresay but I am just so puzzled because I assume this is (and it surely must be) some sort of a congratulatory message to the newlyweds but I simply cannot fathom how chocolates, kit kats and tic tacs come into play here.

We will just have to accept that there are people out there whom we will never understand.



July 23rd 2010 8:56 am
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Bernard was a Saint Bernard who lived in singapore. He died yesterday and was cremated today. For a long time, he was boarded in a commercial facility where life wasn't great. Recently, he was given up by his owner and rescued by volunteers who gave him treatment and cared for him. It mustn't have been even 2 months. He was 9 years old.

I don't know who decided a swiss dog should come to sweltering singapore to live, but I hope retribution reaches him hard and fast. A heartless and incompetent dog breeder was jailed yesterday for cruelty to animals. It's good he was made to pay. But I think it's still not enough.


My precious bottle

July 22nd 2010 8:49 am
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Ah bee had a hard time finding my bottle at my bedtime and wondered aloud again why I have to keep my bottle every morning. What goes through her little head?, ah bee tells fomfomfom in awe.

That's for me to know and for her not to find out.


A good day

July 21st 2010 9:22 am
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Fomfomfom and cha brought me to the vet woman today. I had to do a blood test to see if my liver is well again and if my blood lipid level is down.

We were all expecting the vet woman to call and give fomfomfom a scolding when the results were out, since I am still having a good time with my tidbits. But the results came in and I am xiaoping the wondergirl and the vet woman says, perfect. We were wondering why, but we weren't going to question a good thing, so it's a happy day.

Then my aircon was fixed and it ain't leaking no more so I can have a good night's sleep tonight after 2 aircon-less nights. Whee.


My sayori

July 20th 2010 8:54 am
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Finally I get my sayori. It seems there was an epic battle today for the sayori. Fomfomfom snatched the only 2 boxes under the noses of 2 men who were looking at it, then fled to the cashier's. Anything for xp, she says.

It was delicious.


Go forth and multiply

July 19th 2010 8:51 am
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We see holes around the condo, fomfomfom thought they might be rat holes or snake holes. Ah bee thinks since there are so many rats, there mustn't be snakes around. Or the rats would be eaten up.

Oooh, I think it's great too. I love chasing rats.

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