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Basking in my light

September 13th 2010 8:36 am
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We walked past the shop auntie and she greeted us, "hello, beautiful girl!" Fomfomfom stopped and pointed at the both of us, "2 beautiful girls," said she. The auntie happily corrected herself, "yes, yes, 2 beautiful girls!"

Pleased, fomfomfom continued walking. It's amazing how shameless fomfomfom can be.

 

Too much of a good thing

September 12th 2010 5:00 am
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The pork knuckle gave me the runs. But it's so gooooood.

So Ah ma decided I can't have anymore so she threw the rest of it into a stew. Boooooooo.

 

Who knew such people existed

September 11th 2010 11:44 am
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And so the noisy neighbour saga continues. We were taking a walk this evening when Fomfomfom heard that the agent was in the condo with the tenants having a bbq so she asked to speak to him. Before she could even finish asking whether he spoke to the tenants about the noise issue, he started shouting at her. Appalling! So she left and joined Ah bee and myself at the shop. He then came and continued shouting at us. What a terribly rude man. I'm not even going to repeat what he said to us. It's so ridiculous. And we are certain he would never have dared to even try that if it were a man he was speaking to. No, cowards like him, he would only try to bully girls.

All I'm going to say is that he's picked the wrong fight. Dumbass.

In happier news, they assured me they did not forget my birthday and I got a pork knuckle. Yums. I'm happy again.

 

No one remembered

September 10th 2010 12:49 pm
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It's my month birthday today.

Cries.

 

Unbearable

September 9th 2010 8:41 am
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It was shih-tzu day at the groomer's today. Cha and fomfomfom were so taken by the other 2 sluts they kept taking pictures through the glass and googoogaga-ing. I could see! So unhappy I was.

And to add insult to injury, fomfomfom pointed to one of them and told serene-jiejie that next time, my hair should be cut that way. It's a beanbean haircut!

Woe is me.

 

My studies

September 8th 2010 8:34 am
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My mamas say I have a masters in belly-rubs and a doctorate in running amok downstairs. I know I am highly accomplished but I'm never one to be complacent. Like, I take going for walks extremely seriously. It is part of my continuing education. There are always things to be learnt.

Today I observed and learnt that rats can climb walls. Who knew?

 

End of 7th month

September 7th 2010 8:19 am
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It is the last day of the hungry ghost month and people were burning offerings everywhere and leaving food for the ... hungry. Oh how smoke got into my eyes. Then I spied a rat stealing food that wasn't meant for him. Was it a bag of potato chips or biscuits? Never mind. Anyway, he wasn't being appropriate or respectful so I chased him away. I patrolled a while and soon enough, I saw him at it again! I chased him, but then fomfomfom dragged me home after that.

He's a thief.

 

New obsession

September 6th 2010 8:53 am
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I'm so unhappy. Fomfomfom has become fixated on my teeth. She keeps prying my mouth open to look at my teeth and scrape at them.

I bite her.

 

No one said it's easy but somebody's gotta do it

September 5th 2010 8:52 am
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I'm very happy today coz we had visitors over. But it's very tiring business, this playing hostess thing.

Early night all!

 

So bad

September 4th 2010 10:48 am
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The neighbours went mad with their partying; they wouldn't let up even after the security guard gave them a warning and said he would call the police if they continued making a din.

So we had him call the police and they shut up after the police spoke to them.

Maybe they were afraid the police would arrest and cane them or something.

 
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