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December 30th 2008 7:36 am
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It was cloudy and nice and I was harassing fomfomfom no end. So we went downstairs at 230. We walked for 1 hour and 50 whole minutes! We only came back coz I was thirsty.

We must do it again, everyday.



December 29th 2008 8:41 am
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There was a lot of loud voices in the house today. Fomfomfom and cha were screaming at ah gong, with ah ma joining in, but I don't know what it was about. Later, when ah bee came back, she screamed at ah gong too.

But it's ok, coz my doggie world didn't change.


I have a wife biscuit

December 28th 2008 7:34 am
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They gave me a wife biscuit today. I liked it, so I went to keep it. But I couldn't decide on a safe place to keep it, so I finally settled on fomfomfom's lap, me and my biscuit, we would be safe.

Ah ma offered me bird's nest in exchange for my wife biscuit, but I thought I am already very beautiful, I don't need the tonic, so I politely declined.

The unfortunate thing is, the biscuit is all wrapped up in plastic. I haven't figured out how to open it yet, so I will sleep with it tonight. If I meet Grandpa Zhou, I'll ask him to open it for me, and I'll share the biscuit with him.



December 27th 2008 6:45 am
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A car alarm went off somewhere. We're on the 12th floor but we can hear it clearly, it's so shrill. It's almost 11pm now and it's been going on for more than an hour.

So ah ma turns up the volume on her tv to fight the alarm. The noise is enough to give a girl a headache. I hope someone calls the police soon.



December 26th 2008 7:36 am
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Ah gong asked ah bee what day it is today. Ah bee said, Friday. Ah gong wondered aloud, then what day is tomorrow?

While cha sniggered and ah bee screamed, I thought, ah gong should play sudoku like ah ma to sharpen his brain.



December 25th 2008 7:11 am
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I thought long and hard and finally, I told cha with furrowed brows that this christmas thing is overrated.

It's no different from a normal day.


Christmas Eve

December 24th 2008 8:02 am
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Fomfomfom promised me a chicken to celebrate Christmas Eve but she didn't get one. Instead she got swiss cheese and ham and wine. The cheese was good, but that's all to the extent of my critique.

And we spent the night watching a show about constipation.

I don't feel very merry at all.


My news stand

December 23rd 2008 7:59 am
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Fomfomfom and cha told me today I should look for something to do. Whiling my time away is simply not done. They suggested I rent the monstrosity downstairs and set up a newsstand. That way I can be a shopkeeper and make some money too.

I will call it "Ah ma's newsstand". My ah ma, not yours, I see myself admonishing customers who wonder at the name. I was already calculating how many papers and cigarettes I can sell everyday when fomfomfom and cha vetoed the idea.

They said I will scamper off to play leaving my newsstand unattended. Or I will forget to collect money from my customers.

I think they think too much.


Ah ma goes out to play

December 22nd 2008 7:23 am
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Ah ma went out for dinner with her friends tonight. Ah ma seldom goes out, and I was left with only fomfomfom. I felt abandoned. Finally, ah bee came back.

But only a while later, fomfomfom went out again and I barked at her to tell her she can't go out. But she paid me no heed. So it was the last straw when ah bee went up the stairs to look for something. I barked at her and reprimanded her loudly and when she came down, I sat a long way from her.

Punishment is the only deterrent for all these wayward people.


Winter solstice

December 21st 2008 8:11 am
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I'm one year older again. It's the winter solstice and everyone had dumplings. Except for me. I know everytime I have a birthday I only get to take pictures with the goodies. So I told ah ma, click away. But no one took pictures this time so I'm a little confused.

I saw kiki and koko this afternoon. That koko is tres terrible. He peed on his maid's shorts twice while she was picking up his poop. He did that the last time too. Boys will be boys. Yuck.

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