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VSPP

January 1st 2008 8:33 am
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I told Ah ma that I want an increase in my allowance. She only laughed. I don’t think that’s a yes but it’s alright. I have one whole year to do it.

Yesterday Ah bee asked Fomfomfom what VSOP stands for. Very Superior Old something, Fomfomfom replied. Ah bee asked me if I knew what it stands for. I told her I only know what VSPP is- Very Superior Ping Ping. That’s me alright. Superior. All over.

 

2008

December 31st 2007 8:43 am
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Happy New Year everyone! I stayed up specially to do the countup so that at the stroke of midnight, I can make my New Year resolutions. Actually, I only have one this year- I want more pocket money. Ah bee says that it’s more like a wish, not a resolution. Cha says resolutions involve plans of the individual and then the execution of these plans. Well, I told her that my plan is to get more pocket money from Ah ma and I plan to execute my plan by keeping my hair long. When my hair is long, I am extra cute and Ah ma will not be able to reject me when I ask her for an increase in my allowance. There, my New Year resolution. *giggles*

 

Ji ji zha zha

December 30th 2007 7:58 am
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Ah bee and I were taking our little siesta in the living room when we heard noises in the garden. Turns out that there were 2 squirrels playing out there. So we went out and observed them. One was eating something off a tree. He was making a lot of noise tearing whatever he was eating apart and throwing whatever he didn’t fancy down the tree. I watched him for a while. The other one I never saw coz according to Ah bee, he wasn’t moving at all. I think he saw us and decided that his best bet was to keep as still as he could. Smart squiggy.

I didn’t have to take a bath today. Which is just as well since the MJ gals will be smelly without their perfume anyway. We can all stink together.

And it appears that Mocha’s family isn’t that ready to give her up for adoption afterall. Sigh. But thanks a lot for your help, Weizhi jiejie. Remember our date on the 5th!

 

"They are always babies to us."

December 29th 2007 9:00 am
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Today I met a new friend at the gardens. Her name is Freckles and she is a 5 month old Cocker Spaniel. She is also very friendly and very frisky. Too frisky. She came charging at me almost the whole length of my walk. And so I didn’t walk much. I think I walked like 5 minutes in all. The rest of the time Ah bee was carrying me. Coz Freckles kinda scares me. Anyway, Freckles is such a baby. She just darts from one tree to another, harasses every passerby she meets and runs away from her owners. If my Ah ma sees her, she would smack her backside. So naughty.

We also met this nice lady who asked Fomfomfom, “How old is your baby?” Fomfomfom said that I am four, hardly a baby. The woman said that we are always babies to our family and that her baby was 16. If only Mocha’s family thought this way. Mocha is a 2 year old female Shih Tzu and her family doesn’t love her coz she wasn’t wanted and isn’t very healthy. I hope there is someone out there who will give Mocha a home. Please leave me a note if you would like to adopt Mocha.

Because every dog should have a home.

 

New vet in town

December 28th 2007 9:08 am
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We went looking for the younger vet woman today. Instead, this new vet man came out and told us that she has moved to the other branch. I will miss her. She is always so enthusiastic and exuberant. And she has small fingers. That’s very important.

Anyway the new vet man is all theory, according to Fomfomfom. And he charged us for consultation too. Hello, I am like the VIP there. Obviously new. But at least he was gentle. That’s very important too.

I slept most of the night away and I didn’t want to play with Ah bee. Cha thinks that I might have gotten a heat stroke from the walk in the afternoon.

Wo shen bin.

 

Ding dong.......

December 27th 2007 9:56 am
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The weather today was lovely and no one got baked. I am happy to report that the filthy thing is gone. No more. Just like Bhutto. The woman, in the words of her party’s spokesperson, has expired. We were so shocked and we watched the news for a long long time. It’s not like we’re sympathetic. Maybe we are, but that woman is supposedly corrupted too. So again, maybe not. But it’s just shocking, if you know what I mean. Politics is so so so dirty. And did she know that this morning was the last time she would wake from her bed? Who would have thunk? And the markets immediately went down and oil prices went up. It is all rather scary if you ask me. But Ah ma told me not to worry coz nothing in my little doggie world has changed. I felt so much better after Ah ma said that. I will sleep soundly tonight.

 

Rated PG (violence)

December 26th 2007 8:54 am
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Fomfomfom boxed me coz today is Boxing Day. I know what you are thinking. Don’t say it.

Today is the 5th time they made a lousy call on the weather. 2 more and it’d be a grand slam. I don’t really mind walking when it’s hot (okay not THAT much) but I worry about that Fomfomfom. She is always ill. A rather weak woman. But don’t think she’s an oil-saving lamp. She accompanied Ah ma to the doctor’s and when she came back, she declared that she wanted to “tear the mouth of the idiot doctor” right after she rips “that ugly face attached to that fat body”. Just don’t cross her.

Also we saw something filthy at the gardens today. If I told you what it is, this entry would no longer be PG. So I shan't.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow we go back to a G rating.

 

Merry Christmas!

December 25th 2007 8:43 am
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This is my 5th Christmas. I’m a big gal now. Anyway, I wasn’t very happy today coz they went to a Christmas party without me. They left Cha home with me but still, I wanted to go to the party. There’s always a lot of food at that party and I always get the most attention when I go over. What a bummer. At least I know that I’d definitely get to go over during CNY. Can’t wait.

The neighbours across the street had guests over and they were singing Christmas carols till late. A little out of tune but still brings festive cheer. I wasn’t invited to that party either. Double bummer.

My Christmas was rather uneventful. How was yours?

 

Falalalalalalalala

December 24th 2007 8:36 am
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The MJ gals were over today. I honked once and Ah gong decided he’s had enough. So he told all the MJ gals that no one is to have any fragrance of any kind from next week on. Cha and Fomfomfom have been wanting to impose that on them MJ gals for the longest time but it is not in their place to do so. So my Ah gong did the dirty work. *giggles* So they will all come smelly next week. I like.

Happy Christmas everyone!

 

Who is ugly when wet and gorgeous when dry?

December 23rd 2007 8:41 am
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Me!

According to everyone who said I looked a mess after my bath today. Whatever.

Fomfomfom would like to issue an apology to all the children of the world. Today at the gardens, we were at the carpark when we heard loud noises. Shrieking. Fomfomfom said it must be them stupid kids. Turns out that the perpetrators are not kids. So Fomfomfom would like to eat her words. But she still hates kids. Just for the record.

I used to have green peas for lunch. But those are really quite gross. Fomfomfom would squash the pea so the skin is separate from the rest of it. She says I will digest it better that way. Anyway, they are squashed, wet and soft. So I don’t like them. I found out today that there are peas and there are peas. Those I had for lunch, are disgusting tasteless peas. Those they kept in a container by the sofa are crunchy and tasty. I know because I had more than 10 of those today. All just by pushing my face right in front of Fomfomfom’s and growling nonstop. What Xiao Ping wants, Xiao Ping gets. Anyhow, those are wonderful; they’re even better than my potato chips. From now on, I want these peas. Yummy.

 
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