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So busy

May 16th 2009 10:45 am
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There were so many people in the apartment today. Ten, Ah bee says, because there were 9 adults, me and a baby. The baby and myself, we make one. Even though we only add up to one, we were the stars tonight. Everyone just took turns googoogagaing the two of us. I like the baby. She's not even a year old but she's already braver than her mummy. Her mummy is so scared of me she put on jeans and socks just so she cannot feel me lick her. Her mummy is the ninny; not the baby. The baby I like. So chubby. So happy. So good.

And it was a busy night. I had to supervise everything that went on. Especially the dinner cooking. Just in case they burn the place down. They're all fire hazards, all of them. I also had to supervise the Wii playing. All that dancing and singing, so tiring. I can only say Fomfomfom is quite the singer. She does a mean Britney Spears. And they had the rabbids trippin' all night.

No one said it was easy hosting guests. What would they do without me.

Beat. Night world!


Ah ma comes for a visit

May 15th 2009 9:02 am
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Fomfomfom went out and came back with Ah ma. I missed Ah ma! She sat down on the sofa and I licked her hands. She gave me a belly rub and I tried to bite her. She scolded me and I moved to the far end of the sofa. Repeat.

Just like old times. *Beams*


You learn something new everyday

May 14th 2009 10:57 am
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Fomfomfom told me about Suying yiyi's new puppy. He's but a couple of months old and really silly to boot. He pooped in his water bowl. I thought no one can beat that.

Until Ah bee decided to fry up a couple of pork chops for dinner. Three, to be exact. One for each of us. Holding one with a pair of tongs and standing a metre away from the pan, she called out to Fomfomfom to bring her a cover; she was worried that the oil would splatter. She wanted to use the cover as a shield. Don't be stupid, Fomfomfom said. Use it as a lid. And so Ah bee dropped the pork chop in the pan and Fomfomfom slapped the lid of a random pot on the pan. They thought they were so clever. Then Ah bee said, okay remove the lid. Fomfomfom lifted it lid, pan and pork chop. So bad.

They tried every method they could think of, ice and fire, but nothing worked. The lid was on too tight. We declared an emergency because the pork chop was in there and we were out here. When we finally gave up, I informed Fomfomfom that the trapped pork chop was hers.

I got mine soon after. It was yummy.

Tomorrow we eat sushi.


Here today

May 13th 2009 9:31 am
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Fomfomfom came home and told us that debbie got put down last night. She was 17. We were all so sad.

Have you given your doggie a belly rub today?


Too bad

May 12th 2009 8:49 am
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Instead of bringing Ah ma to the gym, they took her to a buffet. So bad. And they ate 41 oysters. Oh so bad. All the time while I was moping around the house waiting for them to come home.

So so bad.


Too cute

May 11th 2009 8:47 am
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We met little amanda and her sister eliza today. The two of them are cute as buttons. Ah bee is a little scared of eliza because she asks her difficult questions she cannot answer. Like, what time is 9 o'clock. Toughie that one.

And eliza is very cute for another reason. Everytime she sees me, she'd holler SUSHI! And amanda, if she's around, would correct her sister and say, she's not a sushi; she's a shishu!

Today the same thing happened and amanda decided to put an end to it by asking Ah bee once and for all if I'm a sushi or a shishu. They got Ah bee all confused and Ah bee replied, she's a shishu.


Together now, Shih Tzu!


Great occasion, today

May 10th 2009 8:09 am
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It is Mother's Day today and I want to wish my sugar mummy happy mother's day. No one brought me to visit her, so I didn't give her a present. I hope my brother and sister are nice to her today.

Ah bee bought ah ma a nike t-shirt as a mother's day present so that she may go to the gym and exercise. Ah ma smiled at first, then she grumbled and grumbled that the shirt's too tight. Giggles, ah ma's tummy is too big. That's why she needs to go to the gym.

It is also my birthday today. I am 5 years and 5 months old. Ah bee bought me an oreo cheesecake from starbucks. A little commercial but I'm easy. I got to eat a bit of cheese but fomfomfom said I'm too old for oreos. I informed them I want cheesecakes for my birthdays in future. Yums. I've had enough of pandan cakes for a while.



May 9th 2009 7:32 am
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Recently I have developed a liking for cars. I sniff, then I pee! I like peeing on the tyres. It is fun coz I must be fast, my mamas don't allow me to do that. But I have succeeded a few times with fomfomfom and cha, and now they have warned ah bee about my new habit. It's ok, I welcome a challenge. My strategy is to walk and sniff until I bore them out of their minds and when their eyes begin to glaze over, I lift up my leg.

It's real fun. And they will then look around hurriedly and guiltily and drag me away in the shortest possible time before any car owner hurls abuse at us. Whee.


What's black and white and very cute?

May 8th 2009 7:33 am
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Ah bee's friend said I am very ngeow ngeow after seeing a picture of me in ah bee's cell phone. I don't know what that means, but ah bee and fomfomfom have also taken to calling me ngeow ngeow.

Like, hello ngeow ngeow. Or, oh darling, you are such a ngeow ngeow. Or, this temperature is more acceptable, isn't it, ngeow ngeow?

I wonder how long this will last.



May 7th 2009 8:09 am
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I was playing on fomfomfom's bed last night and I tore her bedsheet when I was digging a hole in her bed. This morning fomfomfom told ah ma her feet caught in the sheet and tore it. Ah ma didn't suspect a thing.

I can always get away with anything.

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