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Mao tou

August 8th 2009 9:16 am
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I met this doggie, he's brown and like a terrier of some sort and rather handsome. But he came on so strong, he started sniffing my butt immediately. I ran and he followed and I got angry so I shouted at him. He still won't give it up and I was on the verge of fighting with him when fomfomfom picked me up. His owner's friend had brought him down without a leash, and couldn't pull him away from me. So silly, both dog and person. His name is mao tou, which means fur head in chinese.

They call me mao tou at home too, it's my nickname. For me, it's just affectionate. For him, it's like a name for the village bumpkin, which is exactly what he is. Never seen a pretty girl before, eh.


Unemployment figures

August 7th 2009 4:40 am
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I learnt today that bean bean had gone to the office with her owner. She's a secretary now. I am happy for her, this must do something for her self-worth coz she always looks so silly to me. Maybe the next time we meet she will buy me a snack with her salary.

Amanda told me today that she's an australian. But she's never been to australia. But they are all australians. I don't know, I can't even be sure she knows her own name, not to mention something as important and grown-up as nationality.

I am a singaporean, that's for sure.


Who you calling auntie?

August 6th 2009 9:03 am
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A kid, he was a new kid on the block, we've only started seeing him around these couple of days. He walked by us and greeted fomfomfom politely, hello auntie. Fomfomfom didn't react, so I nudged her and she looked around and stuttered back, oh...hello.

I just love it that the kid so sincerely and politely and unknowingly ribbed fomfomfom about her considerable age. And I love it even more that fomfomfom totally deserves it. After all, she's really old, like dinosaur old.

She swears she will corner the kid tomorrow and make him call her sister from now till forever.


Mega paws

August 5th 2009 8:32 am
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The boxer's lady owner today said, what big eyes you have. Then she said, oh my, what big paws you have.

I'll take that as 2 compliments.



August 4th 2009 8:38 am
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Today we ran into eliza and she pointed at me and said, his name is sushi. Fomfomfom corrected her and told her I'm a girl. Eliza then asked, why is he not a boy?

So I asked her, why are you not a boy? Then I left, before her answer further confounds me.


I feel better today

August 3rd 2009 7:50 am
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Ah ma made me roasted pork skin yesterday but I was feeling too unwell to write about it. I wasn't too unwell to enjoy it though. It was wonderful yesterday and it was wonderful today. I think there's still some left and it will be wonderful tomorrow.

It must be some miraculous drug, this pork skin. I think it heals arthritis. A little too slowly, but that's only coz fomfomfom was miserly with it. A bigger dose tomorrow should do it.


I'm in pain

August 2nd 2009 8:59 am
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My hind legs were hurting today, it was my arthritis again. I wanted some solitude so I didn't let them come near me for most of the day. They handled me like a precious diamond when they brought me down for walks, they carried me when I had to jump up stairs or over drains. Until I saw a cat, that is. I flew after the cat like the wind and I didn't spare any effort in hunting the cat down. And then I got home and I remembered my legs weren't well so I wanted some solitude again.

Everyone's heart was aching for me. I was feeling so unwell I didn't even want supper. I told ah bee and fomfomfom solemnly I wanted to sleep and they kissed me tenderly and let me go to bed.

I hope I feel better tomorrow.


That fart

August 1st 2009 11:11 am
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Ah be told everyone that I kept farting smelly farts tonight. It's because of all the delicious food I've been getting. Like the pork Ah ma steamed for me tonight. Yums.

Like she doesn't fart.


So precious

July 31st 2009 7:43 am
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I think crispy pork floss is wonderful. It's unthinkable that they didn't offer it to me. I climbed onto fomfomfom's belly and shouted in her ear before she offered me a little. In such miserly amounts and so slowly. I kept shouting and shouting.

One would think it's gold, the way they go about it.


Amanda doesn't know her sister's name

July 30th 2009 8:54 am
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Today fomfomfom asked eliza what her chinese name is. Eliza whispered it to fomfomfom but fomfomfom couldn't catch it. In the evening, we asked amanda what her chinese name is. We caught it, then we asked her what eliza's chinese name is. Amanda thought for a while and realised she didn't know.

Urk. Kids.

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